Two Eternal Questions! Chicken Little

Two Eternal Questions!

ronnymarcus 16 years ago

1) What came first . The chicken or the egg ?

2) Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Your answera here!!!!!!!!

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ronnymarcus 16 years ago said:

An egg was sitting up in bed smoking a cigarette. A chicken was sleeping next to her facing the wall and snoring.
OK ! So that's one question answered.

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laurakaay 16 years ago said:

If only I could post pics in here!!! I have answers for you my friend, but they are in picture form, sigh...

O.k., so answer #1: The ckicken, no wait, the egg, no, it was the chick-egg. Yeah, that's my final answer, the chick-egg. Or should it be the egg-chick...hmmm...

#2:

As I said in another post, if that chicken won't tell us why he crossed the road, I say we grill him!

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keni 16 years ago said:

My Answers:

#1--the egg, of course...scrambled for breakfast and pot pie for dinner

#2--to prove to the possum it CAN be done

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ronnymarcus 16 years ago said:

I like Your answers keni! Keep 'em coming

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keni 16 years ago said:

thank you, sir....Y'all keep askin'...I'll keep answering...I need an online outlet for my.....humor ;)

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trigger 16 years ago said:

I like that too Keni, I was going to say neither came first. in thechicken omelet.

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trigger 16 years ago said:

That question cracked me up I got the Yolk right away LOL LOL

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berry 16 years ago said:

LOL Ronny.... Just so funny...
I say... the egg....

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keni 16 years ago said:

Thanks, trigger...I need an outlet for silliness...and I'm havin' a hard time findin' it! ;)

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ronnymarcus 16 years ago said:

It was the chickens day off

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trigger 16 years ago said:

Every turkey has cross to bare even if they are chicken to show it.

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ronnymarcus 16 years ago said:

Can a chicken crossing the road be caled "poultry in motion"?

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keni 16 years ago said:

When is chicken soup not good for your health?

when you're the chicken...

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cherylannxo 16 years ago said:

Hey Y'all, I'm going deep (in thought, that is) and I am dangerous ( most women are) when they start to think for themselves. When it comes down to (1) the theory of evolution, or (2) Theologically speaking.....I believe the egg was #1 and the chicken was #2. And it also depends on what frame of mind you are in at the moment. Now someone please pass me a drink, I'm too sober.

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cherylannxo 16 years ago said:

I found an egg with 3 yolks not too long ago. I get a lot of double-yolkers. What are the odds of three?

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minitindel 16 years ago said:

wow cheryl ive gotten 2 before but not three............

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minitindel 16 years ago said:

triplets ..................hahahahaha

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cherylannxo 16 years ago said:

You are so silly...LOL...Cheryl

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ronnymarcus 16 years ago said:

Iv'e seen three yolks before.

FROM THREE EGGS

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cherylannxo 16 years ago said:

Always a 'ham' in the crowd. Oops, did I say ham, well couldn't have been a chicken....

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minitindel 16 years ago said:

that was A BIG yolk cherlyl hahaha

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