To play the game, you would need to own the full-price Dungeons & Dweeb Player's Game. Additionally, at least one of your friends would need to fork out an additional $40 bucks for the Dungeons & Dweebs Dungeon Master's Game. To buy equipment for your character, you'd need to buy my Dungeons & Dweebs Arms and Equipment Game, and to play a wizard you'd probably want my Dungeons & Dweebs Wizard Supplemental Game, which would often crash when combined with my other supplements, and so on and so forth. All told, it may cost you hundreds of dollars to play my game, which is based on a flexible new open-source gaming system that I call the "I make lots of money" system.

Dungeons & Dweebs would be the only computer game to be sold in a special 20-sided box.

Okay! You've got the game. The first decision you'll make is not what kind of characters will be in your party, but what kind of players will be playing the characters in your party. Like so:

A unique feature of Dungeons & Dweebs is that it will be the first computer game to simulate the extremely difficult act of actually getting six of your friends together on the same evening to actually play. Therefore, each time you boot up the game, characters may randomly not be available:

But regardless, your carefully-constructed game will plod on. Once you order food, that is...