Bright rows of tulips, dancing lines of fat penguins, adorable puffins, and eyeless sheep (one black, of course)…
A “step up” from tie-dying, anyway, right?…
Hey, I hear that, for the “shabby chic” folks, even discotheque stuff may be staging a comeback – there may be hope for that old double-knit shirt and pants and those Cuban-heel glitter pumps after all.
Throw the double-knit shirt away. It only works when unbuttoned to the waist with gold chains, and gold has gotten way too expensive since the UK ran out of German bullion to sell. Throw away the double-knit pants too. If you’re over 40, your butt will look like Michelle’s. As for the Cuban heel glitter pumps, they’re extremely rare today, because most of them ended up in a dumpster behind Goodwill. If the Smithsonian doesn’t have a pair, you could donate them and get recognition as the donor. Personally, I’d rather find another dumpster.
Elevator Muzak in visual, printed form.
A “step up” from tie-dying, anyway, right?…
Hey, I hear that, for the “shabby chic” folks, even discotheque stuff may be staging a comeback – there may be hope for that old double-knit shirt and pants and those Cuban-heel glitter pumps after all.
Throw the double-knit shirt away. It only works when unbuttoned to the waist with gold chains, and gold has gotten way too expensive since the UK ran out of German bullion to sell. Throw away the double-knit pants too. If you’re over 40, your butt will look like Michelle’s. As for the Cuban heel glitter pumps, they’re extremely rare today, because most of them ended up in a dumpster behind Goodwill. If the Smithsonian doesn’t have a pair, you could donate them and get recognition as the donor. Personally, I’d rather find another dumpster.
Leisure Suits? Please dear God, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo…