Showing posts with label Yak Manure. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yak Manure. Show all posts

Monday, October 14, 2013

Is it possible for her to think less?


Eleanor Clift: Everyday I say to myself

"Eleanor, think less, tweet more."

Do you have somebody editing every tweet, every story, every word that you write?
ELEANOR CLIFT, DAILY BEAST: Oh, nobody edits the tweets as far as I know.
SESNO: Nobody edits your tweets?
CLIFT: No. And in fact, I say to myself every day Eleanor, think less tweet more, because I don't tweet enough.
SESNO: Think less? Really scary.
CLIFT: Well, no, you have to kind of trust yourself and put -- I don't do it. I mean, I tweet fairly irregularly, but in today's world we are encouraged to tweet, to get our stories out there or promote our colleagues and if we're analysts and pundits, we should get our thoughts out there. I have never done anything or said anything that's career ending yet. But we're all about two steps away from that I think.


Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/10/13/eleanor-clift-i-say-myself-every-day-eleanor-think-less-tweet-more#ixzz2hkKXYbS1

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

NOW THE SHUT DOWN IS TRULY BULLS***

The Feds bought a mechanical bull during this shut down!!!

The government shutdown may be keeping furloughed federal workers at home, but on Monday the U.S. Army contracted to buy a mechanical bull. The $47,174 contract was awarded on Oct. 7 to Mechanical Bull Sales Inc. of State College, Penn.
See more here

Friday, September 27, 2013

You never know when you will need a gas mask...

Well there is a solution..........
 You never know when you will have to pop one out..... it comes with 2 masks
 You can buy a pair here

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

HEY!!!! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!!!

Ellen Sexually Harasses Katy

See more of Katy here

SEXIST GORILLA!!!!

I first thought this was "THE ONION"................

A sexist gorilla has been evicted from the Dallas zoo and must now take a turn on the couch for therapy.
Patrick apparently sneered at female gorillas and also bit one of them.
The ape has already been kicked out of two zoos and was brought to the Dallas Zoo to change his ways. Patrick doesn’t have problems with humans, but when he comes to his fellow gorillas, he is apparently sexist.


Read more here

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Here is your chance!!!

YESSSSSSSS, 
you can waste almost 4 minutes on something totally weird. 
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY????

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Possession of a Sharpie in a classroom.


OMG,He was using a Permanent Marker and not a #2 lead pencil
A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance.
Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside made a "Citizen's Arrest".
There is a city ordinance in Oklahoma City, making it illegal to possess spray paint or a permanent marker on private property (without the owner’s permission).
See more here

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Interesting Factoids. You can check the veracity

There is a bit of history buff in all of us.
Here are some interesting tidbits that just maybe you didn't know.(and I don't know if they are true, but good stories)

In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are 'limbs,' therefore painting them would cost the buyer more.. Hence the expression, 'Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.' (Artists know hands and arms are more difficult to paint)
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As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May and October) Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term 'big wig.' Today we often use the term 'here comes the Big Wig' because someone appears to be or is powerful and wealthy.
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In the late 1700's, many houses consisted of a large room with only one chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was used for dining. The 'head of the household' always sat in the chair while everyone else ate sitting on the floor. Occasionally a guest, who was usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They called the one sitting in the chair the 'chair man.' Today in business, we use the expression or title 'Chairman' or 'Chairman of the Board.'
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Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would spread bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. When they were speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman's face she was told, 'mind your own bee's wax.' Should the woman smile, the wax would crack, hence the term 'crack a smile'. In addition, when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt . . . Therefore, the expression 'losing face.'
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Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper and dignified woman, as in 'straight laced'. . Wore a tightly tied lace.
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Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the 'Ace of Spades.' To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead. Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be stupid or dumb because they weren't 'playing with a full deck.'
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Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. They were told to 'go sip some ale' and listen to people's conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times. 'You go sip here' and 'You go sip there.' The two words 'go sip' were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term 'gossip.'
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At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and quart-sized containers. A bar maid's job was to keep an eye on the customers and keep the drinks coming. She had to pay close attention and remember who was drinking in 'pints' and who was drinking in 'quarts,' hence the term 'minding your'P's and Q's '
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One more and betting you didn't know this!

In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. However, how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square-based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem...how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a 'Monkey' with 16 round indentations.
However, if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make 'Brass Monkeys.' Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled.

Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannonballs would come right off the monkey.. Thus, it was quite literally, 'Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.' (All this time, you thought that was an improper expression, didn't you.)

Friday, December 3, 2010

Police Monkeys.....

A man walks into a pet store and is looking around when he spots a
chimpanzee in a cage marked, "$1,000". The man looks a little closer and
discovers that the chimpanzee is wearing a tie and a hat and is twirling a set
of handcuffs around his finger. Curious, the man summons the shopkeeper and
asks him what the deal is with this thousand-dollar monkey.

"Sir, You have discovered our Police Officer Monkeys. This one is our basic
Patrol version. It's got a CJTC Basic certification; can fire 'Expert' with a
Glock, Remington 870 or an AR15; knows the Penal Code and Traffic Code by heart
and is up-to-date on Cultural Diversity and Active Shooter Response. Very good
value for a thousand dollars!"

The man is suitably impressed and moves to the next cage, which is occupied
by a gorilla - also wearing a hat and tie, but is gnawing on a pen instead of
the handcuffs.

The price on this one is $5,000. Shopkeeper exclaims, "Ah, sir! You have
discovered the Sergeant model! This one has a CJTC Advanced certification, is
capable of training any other monkeys in basic firearms skills, mechanics of
arrest, physical training, investigation and small unit tactics! It can even
type! Very good value for five thousand, sir!"

Impressed, the man moves to the last cage. Inside, he finds an orangutan,
dressed in the same hat and tie as the others, but holding only a coffee cup.
"What does this one do that he's worth $12,000?" asks the man.

The shopkeeper clears his throat, "Ah, sir, well, um...we have never
actually seen him do anything except drink coffee and read the newspaper, but he
says he's a Lieutenant."

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

THREAT LEVEL: BROWN?

For travelers this holiday season, make sure to pack light, keep a sense of humor during an intrusive pat down and, apparently, don't drink too much water.

A passenger on a flight from Fort Lauderdale to Denver was pulled off a plane Tuesday after other passengers said he was taking too many potty breaks, reports 9News.com.

It's unclear if this is was classified as a terror alert yellow or brown, but authorities took it seriously enough to evacuate the plane.
See more here

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Assault with A Hot Tamale !!


xxxA Floridian woman, Adyan Sanchez was arrested Saturday morning for domestic battery after allegedly assaulting her boyfriend with a plate of tamales.
Sanchez, 30, told cops that she tossed the corn-based projectiles at her boyfriend after he called her a “bitch” in front of the couple’s one-year-old son.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Y'all have your beard cut off and forced to eat it??

A man in Kentucky claims a fight over a lawnmower led to his beard being cut off and stuffed in his mouth before he was forced to eat it.