Humor

kinda bored. wanna post 2 jokes i heard:

1.
A couple of housewives were in the neighbourhood and started talking about their children. The brunette mum says "I found a packet of cigarettes in my daughter's drawer. I can't believe she's smoking!"

The chinese mum says "I found porn magazines under my son's bed. I can't believe my son's reading porn!"

The blonde mum says "I found a condom on my daugther's bed.... I can't believe she's a man!"

2.
A chinese man goes to the doctor and says "Me no feel good."
So the doctor says "When i don't feel good. I have sex with my wife."
The chinese man came back the next day saying "Me feel better. You got lovely house."

Oh well. time for blaw. ciao