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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Singapore "Prodigy"

Singapore produces 9 year old mother

LINK

9 year old xiao mei mei give birth liao. world's youngest mother is 5 years old. the child started menstration at 8 mths old in India.

but seriously. i think the edmw-ers are right. ppl 14-15 then know how to pcc. ok la, if let's say now kids getting more info, then maybe 12 years old then know how to pcc. but doesnt mean got anything can shoot out, if you get my gist. but phwah. this one STEADY man. 8 year old girl not virgin liao. duno is PRO or what.

even americans whose puberty stages are quite early, also nvr really have these kind of weird cases. shioks. and on top of that, i finished watching this jdrama called 15 year old mother a couple of weeks back, and she give birth to premature baby cuz young mothers usually do so. and it's life threatening to the mother, since she's still in puberty and her body cannot take another child growing within her. so...

GOOD JOB to the xiao di di. nvr go boy's home good enough liao

Monday, February 26, 2007

Tree Top Walk?

updates:

went to extend passport

today went to tree top walk. but it's closed! !&^~)(@~&$ go all the way there!!! but nvm. it was enjoyable, the hike at macritchie. went pretty early and had lots of fresh air. yuhong took many pictures with his camera. very nice. walked alot today. i think my leg's broken once again. at least 7 km at macritchie.

den went to meet emmanuel for dim sum at chinatown. red star restaurant. service sucked like shiat. but food was alright. it was enjoyable. then it rained like hell, and we kept running around. every drain was starting to overflow -_-

then went to marina sq to walk ard. and to eat summore. my leg's pretty much dead right now. so dead tired. not enough slp too.

i hope it's sunny tmr. if it is, then i shall go swimming =))


White Collared Kingfisher


Woodpecker Pic taken by his friend last time


Fucking huge millipede. we poked it with a stick and it couldnt coil itself all the way


Emerald Pigeon which kept shitting the 2 times we spotted it



Racket Tail Drongo whose tail splits into 2.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Nokia Care

went to nokia care to upgrade my phone's software. the queue was a disaster! i had 100mins estimated waiting time. lol. anyway, told me to collect at 5pm, den got nth to do, so i went home and went back. then luckily mine is collection, if those who wanna send for servicing, need 2hrs waiting time. great.

weiliang passed his driving on the dot. 18 demerits. still lucky he passed

cw: you the greatest la. genius. tian cai

the other night i had a hormornal outburst. i was lying on my bed getting ready to slp, den i thought abt some things and i felt extremely sad and sobbed. den i went to wash up, lie down again, and wondered what the heck just happened. oh well. i might be getting lonely.

i feel so alone

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Post CNY

well, sure had quite abit of ang baos. won a little bit of cash from blackjack. ate alot of cny goodies, hopefully no sorethroat

i had New York New York at amkhub today! it was great. thankfully for tristan that we didnt have to queue, cuz when we left, the queue was extremely long. i heard that the standard is maintained, at least can fight with the cityhall one. had mudpie with icecream. very sinful, but not like it matters to me

was on my way back when i spotted con and yiling, den they pnt infront den i saw christie and yq. oh well. that's CNY for me this year. at least not as eventful as the previous year.

after some calculations, to build a pc with the specs i want, roughly need $1-1.1k which means i really need to look for a job. real soon!

i wonder if you still see me as a friend because you really dont seem to care

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Reunion Dinner

ok. HRM paper is over. which in short means that exams are over too. whoopie.

anyway, today's cny eve, went for reunion dinner just now. it was at singapore poly's guild. got restaurant. and boy did it suck. like seriously. i think got 5 accidents that involved porcelain crashing onto the floor and the food too.

anyway, here's wishing everyone a very happy CNY k? win lots and get lotsa ang bao $. many ang bao may not mean alot of $. so ya.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day to me to me to me to me to me to me to me!



couple of pitch problems here and there. but hey! im not complaining. good music he makes

Business Law
ugh studied so much for it. relatively ok paper. least i know how to answer well enough that i didnt have to pause much. this saved me alot of time to think and allowed me to have more time to write.

Valentine's Day <3
anyways. this day doesnt concern me. was talking to jiunn last night. damn funny. i wanna rofl. (log has been edited to make it more readable and shorter)

[12:01:22 AM] Jerold says: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
[12:02:17 AM] Jiunn says: i dunt noe wads happy, sad, anger
[12:02:25 AM] Jiunn says: coz my heart is alrdy dead
[12:02:36 AM] Jiunn says: anyway.. happy valentine day..
[12:02:41 AM] Jiunn says: tho i dun noe wads 'happy'
[12:02:49 AM] Jerold says: LOL
[12:03:10 AM] Jiunn says: wads the feeling of 'happy'?
[12:03:14 AM] Jiunn says: i nv felt tat b4..
[12:03:18 AM] Jiunn says: only read b4 in books
[12:03:20 AM] Jerold says: LOL
[12:03:22 AM] Jerold says: hahahahaha
[12:10:08 AM] Jerold says: so? u gonna dota 24 hour
[12:10:13 AM] Jerold says: until valentine's day over?
[12:10:43 AM] Jiunn says: nah i juz tio FATAL ERROR in dota
[12:18:08 AM] Jiunn says: i nw chatting with china gal...
[12:18:10 AM] Jiunn says: quite fun
[12:18:12 AM] Jerold says: HAHAHA
[12:18:13 AM] Jerold says: HAHAHA
[12:18:23 AM] Jiunn says: she gt no bf...
[12:18:26 AM] Jerold says: rofl
[12:18:30 AM] Jerold says: omg jc
[12:18:30 AM] Jiunn says: den iask her valentine do wad...
[12:18:33 AM] Jerold says: i laughing like mad
[12:18:34 AM] Jiunn says: she say play with her frens
[12:18:35 AM] Jerold says: omg
[12:18:35 AM] Jiunn says: LOL
[12:18:51 AM] Jiunn says: nb i gonna psycho her buy 1 webcam
[12:19:02 AM] Jiunn says: GO BACHELOR POWER!

Just now:
[12:44:41 PM] Jiunn says: eh i going out orchard.. nw
[12:44:44 PM] Jerold says: with?
[12:44:46 PM] Jerold says: u siao ah
[12:44:50 PM] Jerold says: u wan get surrounded by couples?
[12:45:10 PM] Jerold says: go town for fuck?
[12:45:13 PM] Jiunn says: aiyah fuck la
[12:45:18 PM] Jerold says: u go with who
[12:45:20 PM] Jerold says: lol
[12:45:36 PM] Jiunn says: knn ccb i force by my mother go lucky plaza collect orange 4 new yr
[12:45:41 PM] Jerold says: LOL
[12:45:41 PM] Jiunn says: knn cb today valentine
[12:45:42 PM] Jerold says: LOL
[12:45:53 PM] Jerold says: u better go faster
[12:45:58 PM] Jerold says: before all the couples come out to town
[12:46:05 PM] Jerold says: and they invade orchard
[12:46:09 PM] Jiunn says: kenny alrdy TIO OWN IN AMK CENTRAL.. seeing couples juz stop n kiss for no reason
[12:46:15 PM] Jerold says: LOL
[12:46:38 PM] Jiunn says: fuck my mum la
[12:46:40 PM] Jiunn says: cb..
[12:46:44 PM] Jerold says: lol. ok BYE
[12:46:46 PM] Jiunn says: she dun understand mi at all
[12:46:49 PM] Jerold says: HAHAHA

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Humor

kinda bored. wanna post 2 jokes i heard:

1.
A couple of housewives were in the neighbourhood and started talking about their children. The brunette mum says "I found a packet of cigarettes in my daughter's drawer. I can't believe she's smoking!"

The chinese mum says "I found porn magazines under my son's bed. I can't believe my son's reading porn!"

The blonde mum says "I found a condom on my daugther's bed.... I can't believe she's a man!"

2.
A chinese man goes to the doctor and says "Me no feel good."
So the doctor says "When i don't feel good. I have sex with my wife."
The chinese man came back the next day saying "Me feel better. You got lovely house."

Oh well. time for blaw. ciao

Monday, February 12, 2007

FMGT

Financial Management

couldnt get to slp last night! insomnia quite badly. only managed to get 3 hours of slp. went to take fmgt paper today. i thought it was slightly terrible. cuz the questions all abit weird. and the theory alot of them not really found in the notes. so..... ya. can pass la, but fmgt leh. supposed to score =((

ive been slacking today. which sucks. cuz im very tired. so far i only did 1 chap of blaw. but dont look down. cuz i got memorise. i read it long ago. now need to memorise. thankfully each paper has 1 day interval for studying =) so... off to study now

oh. my abercrombie tee arrived today. found out it is Muscle Fit. sian. can wear la. but...............

oh wells =/

Friday, February 09, 2007

EXAM. pfft !!

ok. couple of things over the past few days. i went to cut hair... finally. after 3mths since the last cut. he ask me wan cut short anot? i say ok. den he cut away my fringe. and then my fringe now no parting. so weird. i look like a dork

cma stinks. seriously. so hard to study. kns. today the paper finally over already. yes! boo to cma. goodbye.

3 more papers to go. but i think i shall take a nap. ytd had flu again. darn weather!



this was the best shot i could take.
really weird though =/

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Super Bowl Ads

Just for laughs

Mouse Trap


Bud Light Reception


Bud Light Rock Paper Scissors


Class Mencia

Monday, February 05, 2007

Free from Captain Mnemo

it's over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im free from captain mnemo's evil clutches! boo hoo to you

finally found the cure. it seems that SUPERantispyware and AVG and panda software couldnt cure it at all. well that just sucks, like a vacuum cleaner, doesn't it? thanks to google, managed to find a cure from http://yandao.com/2007/02/02/impfix-remove-the-msn-virus/

ImpFix. click. cured *jumps around*

at least there's one less problem on my mind now.

now next...... exams =(

Friday, February 02, 2007

Captain Mnemo

Robin Williams - Golf



ok, i got infected by a trojan on msn ytd called Captain Mnemo. It's a trojan that steals passwords and auto spams to ur msn list of contacts saying "rofl @ u http://improfile.net/members.php?msn=(your email)@hotmail.com" u click it, save it, thinking that it wouldnt harm u as long as u dont open it

WRONG. thats what i thought. but i failed to realise it was an MS DOS application which auto runs once u've 'saved' it to ur computer. it runs, and starts spamming everyone else on msn with the same message. do not try opening it as i have =(

ok counter measures. u can visit this site which i googled: Link

1. Do a thorough virus scan. if it doesnt detect anything at all, try online scans like Housecall Trend Micro/ Panda Software. it might be slow, but it's effective
2. Install antispyware/adware if you have not already. one good example would be SuperAntiSpyware which has a free edition. extremely effective because it detects alot of malware which other antispywares cant.

Do the required scans and reboot your computer. run the scans if required again, then open ur msn and check. btw, fyi, this trojan only affects messenger live. if you're affected but u need to use msn? then use windows messenger. if you still can't get rid of it, go google, many forums with advice although some are extreme. thus, do the 2 steps i've mentioned first before trying anything else funny.

my computer's alright now =)