National Opt-Out Day Suggestions

(image courtesy of the incomparable Oleg Volk)

Per the content of Venlet's piece here, a few suggestions for the upcoming National Opt-Out Day next Wednesday:

1) Gutsy guys and dolls who must fly should strongly consider wearing freedom-flight kilts, sans knickers, of course. Opt-out of the milliwave machine and really vocalize during the offensive touching to follow.

(image courtesy of the equally-incomparable Alvie D. Zane)

2) Another stickier approach is to don incontinence pants under your (old and baggy) trousers, and fill the plastic skivvies with your choice of chocolate or tapioca pudding immediately before entering the TSA security area. Indicate that you'd prefer a pat-down, rather than the milliwave machine. As you are groped, some of the pudding will ooze somewhere, at which point you should nonchalantly reach into your pants, scoop some with your finger, and taste it. Pronounce it "yummy" as the blueshirt retches....

You'll have an uncomfortable flight, but what memories!

3) For those folks not traveling, consider agitating with signs and leaflets along the airport approach roads and passenger transit areas to encourage travelers to

a) opt-out of the milliwave machine, and

b) insist on individual groinital attention by the Touching Smegma Aggressively personnel.

4) While you are in the airport area, see if you can find the employee parking lots where the blue-shirted Testicle Squeezing Agents come and go to work. Once you've done so, you can either share that information in the public interest, or simply save the data for appropriate action later in the struggle.

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(image courtesy of the equally-incomparable Alvie D. Zane)