Another WWII Veteran Murdered...

...by the Usual Suspects™:

Four teenagers are being charged with capital murder in the fatal mugging of 87-year-old Lawrence E. 'Shine' Thornton of Greenville, Mississippi.

‘Shine’ was a World War II veteran and a famous personality in the Delta region for his hot tamales. They were known as ‘Maria’s Famous Hot Tamales’, named after his wife Mary. He was crowned king of the 2012 Delta Hot Tamale Festival.

According to Greenville police, Thornton was killed after being accosted in his own driveway on Oct. 18. He was pushed down and his wallet stolen.

He passed away from his injuries two days later at the University Of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson.

Gotta get paid. Fucking animals.

Here's a video of the old fellow talking about how he began cooking tamales:

They Aren't Babies, They Aren't Fetuses...

...they're just targets in sick game.

Is this the most sickening image of the war in Syria so far? Snipers 'target unborn children in chilling competition to win cigarettes.'

Pic:

Jesus wept.


h/t Gateway Pundit.

Well, He Just HAD To Test It

A man from Bellingham, Washington, severed his arm with a home-made guillotine.

He's no longer one of the 99%, it's more like 98.00000194%.

Guess he couldn't afford a piece of salami to test it on. Or was too stupid (or drunk) to think of that.

Now That He's Killed Jesus...

...maybe he'll finally see some serious prison time.

Here in North Carolina, like all too many jurisdictions throughout the US, a drunk can get away with DUI almost indefinitely, as long as he doesn't kill anyone. The drunkard Kevin O'Hagan his finally killed someone.

*shakes head sadly*

Sales Of Protective Cups Booming In Calgary

Beware the Calgary Testicle Kicking Woman. She'll kick you in the 'nads so hard your ball will end up in your abdomen.

Presumably she could have a fine career in the NFL or a soccer league.

h/t Hot Air Headlines.

With Apologies To Winston Churchill...

...never has so much been given for so little to the astonishment of so many.

Original version of quote here.

Jesus Wept

A cat in UK was shot 50 times with an air rifle, and still survived.

X-ray photo:

They Pop When You Bite 'Em

Eyes, that is.

Kinda like a grape, I'd guess.

Oh, Cool. Pinhead's GF

Here.

pic:



There's also a whole bunch of women with clown-mouth lipstick:







These designers really do hate women, don't they?

UK Stupidity of the Day

How will UK police handle binge drinkers when pubs close? By handing out bubble blowers and other toys.

I shit you not.

In Memoriam

Never Forget.

Today's Story of the Day

Mark my words: this will be in Drudge, damned near every blog out there, and will be a Yahoo! most popular photo for at least the next month. What is it?

Two-headed baby from Bangladesh. No, I'm not posting the photo here.

Kill The Wabbit

A drunken UK girl (redundancy alert) killed a pet rabbit by smashing it against a wall, and filmed its death with her cell phone.

Are there any good children left in UK at all, or are we in a Lord of the Flies scenario in which they really just need to be written off as bad rubbish?

You Know Your Dog Loves You...

...when it stays by your decomposing corpse for 6 weeks, starving, and doesn't do what any wild creature would do.

I tend to prefer cats myself, but there's something very noble about the simple love that a dog has for a deserving owner or, sadly, even an undeserving owner. And I have to wonder that an owner would love his dog so little that he would put it through this scenario.

Jesus wept...

Don't Try This At Home

Bari, Italy - The death in Italy of a two-year old boy following a botched circumcision lead Wednesday to the arrest of a Nigerian man on manslaughter and illegal medical practice charges.

The boy, identified in news reports only with the name Johnson, died Tuesday of a haemorrhage several hours after the circumcision took place, authorities in the southern port city of Bari said.

Police arrested 28-year-old Eraboremi Eghanghe who they said has admitted to carrying out the circumcision with a 'barber's razor- blade and some palm oil.' However, he has denied being responsible for the boy's death.

Boy's name was Johnson.

That is all.

Greater Love Has No Man...

...that a man lay down his life...for his dog?

And leave your daughters, who witnessed your death, orphans?

Jesus wept.

If You Wish To Prove Remorse In A Courtroom...

...it's best not to publish photos in FaceBook or MySpace that indicate otherwise.

Why, God, Why...

...don't we have a crime called criminal stupidity included in most state law codes? Is it because it would be too easy to prosecute and involve too much of the populace?

Stalin: World's Greatest Russian?

He's winning a popularity contest in Russia, and the resurgent Communist Party wishes him to be canonized by the Russian Orthodox Church.

Why, God, Why?

Why, God, Why?

Why, God, are the Israelis swapping live terrorists for dead Israeli soldiers?

If Ariel Sharon wasn't already IN a coma, this would be enough to cause one. It's so fundamentally wrong that no words can express my outrage.