I know it's fashionable but don't put your small son in wide legged boxers on school days.I met two little girls giggling uproariously in the corner of the corridor. They were watching a PE lesson in the hall.
"What's all this noise, what are you laughing about?" I asked.
Serious amounts of snorting and gasping and then one said,
"Look, look Miss, they're going to do it again!" Followed by squeals of laughter and "Josh's is the tiniest!"
So I looked and the children were lying on the floor making star shapes. . .
As I said, don't put your little boys in wide legged boxers, it's untidy!
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Yeah, but untidy is fun! Well, unless you've got "the smallest one." I guess.
But you didn't tell us how you dealt with these girls and their natural indiscretions/curiosity...
Spoilsport - why spoil the little girls' fun?
*emits high-pitched giggles*
oh, how sweet. . .
:-)
(I'll spare you the equally gruesome tales from my lot's primary school)
Mrs Malc is always telling me I should wear baggy-legged boxers because my nice, snug, comfy boxers are damaging my sperm count.
I point out that I'm 46 and between us we have six children.
I much prefer a man in a snug pair of comfy jersey boxers to the loose cotton kind. . .
(being more interested in a sleek physique than sperm count!)
WW, is it? Really? Looks draughty to me!
Kaz - I told them that size wasn't everything and then regretted lying!
CB - it seems to be little boys, big boys, old or young it's just any excuse to let it all hang out!
ILTV - dens of iniquity
Malc - I prefer cammando!
ILTV - ditto
does Freddie wear boxers?
I believe the rights of these girls are fully protected under the Freedom Of Information Act.
Those girls might as well know the truth now and perhaps they won't be as disappointed later on in life with the shortcomings that await them.
in 10 years time they won't find it so funny!
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