It's a mystery.
Himself sold his horrible car (on eBay) and took it to the station to meet the purchaser at 1330hrs. He phoned me to say he was there and awaiting the train and he'd call me when he needed a lift back. I haven't heard anything from him since.
What can this mean?
a) the purchaser was not a middle aged bloke called Albert, but in fact a gorgeous 25 year old blonde bit of totty and he has seen the error of his ways?
b) he tried to catch a bus and failed?
c) it was a middle aged bloke called Albert but he was strangely attractive and he has seen the error of his ways?
d) he has seen the error of his ways (regardless of Albert) and run away?
e) Albert has kidnapped him?
When should I move from worry to panic?
8 comments:
you could just head down to the station witout waiting for his call to see what's up.
i would guess that the purchaser wanted to go for a test drive before forking over the dough, and so he's been delayed.
or maybe the purchaser turns out to be a great guy and they have all kinds of interests in common and they're in a bar somewhere gabbing away about sports or cars or whatever Himself is into.
i wouldn't panic just yet. give it a while.
when should you move from worry to panic? About the time Himself walks in with Albert, the blonde, all of Albert's extended family and says they're coming to the wedding, too.
wait a sec and I'll yell out the window...
You'll tell us how this story ends, won't you?
Toyah became an actress often featured in the children's shows of Annie someoneorother (think Brum)
hope Himself returned under his own steam with a huge bunch of flowers, box of chox, bottle of wine and a Chinese take-away. . .
You should have "accompanied him to the station".
I didn't see him on Crimewatch last night.
well I eventually tracked him down. Albert had detected a knocking and wanted a discount - I think it was a protracted discussion that involved Himself being poorer than he first imagined.
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