Kereta Baru!

Minyak dah naik jadi harga barang akan naik. Oleh itu, aku rasa nak tukar kereta Hybrid. So, dok cuci matoooo kat tenet ni, berkenan hat ni.

Amacam? Cantek kan kaler dia.. kekekke. Aku akan pilih kaler ni.. hmm...

"Ok, mamak! Bungkus kereta ni cepat.. saya nak tapau. Kuah asing ok.."

Sekian..

Minyak naik lagi yeay!

Ada apa dengan sekupang? Kihh

Sumber gambar : sini

Oh, naik lagi.. ala sekupang je pon.. Apa ada kesah. Beli rokok tiap-tiap minggu walaupun rege naik takde masalah pon.. kakakak.. Lagipun yang naik RON 97, kita pakai RON 95 sudah la.. Biarlah enjin tak elok ke haper ke, kita sebagai rakyat jangan nak bangkang apa naa.. sat gi tukar tempat keje baru tau..

Jangan lupa berjimat cermat bila minyak dah naik rege. Alahai.. gaji naik sikit, minyak pun naik, bila minyak naik.. semua barang pon naik.. Saya suka la naik-naik ni.. Apa nak buat, dah pilihan kita.. bijak bijak..

Cian gomen kan...

Sekian, nak memadamkan angan-angan nak foyer-foyer sebab kena jimat cermat sekarang ni.. kihhhhhhhhh....

Ye Ye Minyak Naik!

Tahniah Malaysia di atas Hari Kemerdekaan yang ke 52. Tahniah jugak sebab berjaya menaikkan harga minyak dengan jayanyer.. Tahniah jugak sebab berjaya membuatkan rakyat Malaysia terpaksa berbelanja lebih setiap kali musim perayaan.. semua harga barang akan naik.. percayalah.. Tahniah juga kerana telah menggunakan kepercayaan yang diberikan oleh rakyat sebaik mungkin dengan kenaikan harga minyak nih.. Bak kata ayat-ayat klise yang akan digunakan..

"Rakyat tak perlu risau, harga minyak kita ni masih lagi rendah berbanding dengan negara-negara jiran kita yang lain. Kita patut bersyukur dengan perkara ni."

HOH! I rest my case!

Minyak memang mahal giler

Tak sampai pon setengah tangki. Sadis la

Pada satu pagi yang indah, sebelum pergi ke last tutorial kat Sungai Petani, aku isi la minyak doplo hengget.. (Biasanya doplo dah cukup untuk pergi dan balik) Waduh tak cukup.. hampeh tol.. Balik dari SP aku singgah kat Shell lagi. Kali ni isi RM50. Ini la rupanya bila aku isi RM50 pada tangki yang sudah tahap E ketika itu. Huhu. Seingat aku, beberapa bulan yang lalu before election, RM50 ni boleh aku pi ke Penang then balik ke Jitra woo.. Tapi sikalang.. RM 50 hanya setakat Alor Star - Sungai Petani - Alor Star. Dah la tu, tak sampai setengah tangki. Hampeh tol la rege minyak nih. Mencik aku..

Can A Family Man With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia...!

I got this from a forwarded email.. quite interesting huh.. Let's read together..huhu

Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia

Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam) : RM300
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)
&nb sp;
Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost hou sing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)

School book s and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, inc ome tax lagi........ oledi RM3,610 ....

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month! !!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!

Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah Loong around lah....

Fikir-fikirkan la...

The Fuel Price Rocketing Up....

Today the fuel price is going up again. And now it's going up to 80 sen per litre. Waduh... So, on my way to my school just now I saw many cars were queuing to buy the petrol at the petrol station. I think it would took at least 30 minutes to 1 hour to reach their turn to fill up their tanks. Duhhh... And I found a blog that told us about this matter. You can view the post here. Quite fun reading it.. haha.. padan muker korang... padan muker aku sama.. sengal tol.. Hari kata harga minyak tidak akan dinaikkan... skang apa citer la dei... Mampoih la kiter... Cakap tak serupa bikin tul.

Back to my early story... after my tuition class ended, I passed through a petrol station... already closed la... aku rasa minyak dabis kot.. So, I kept on moving forward.. hehe (macam iklan toyota plak...kuikui). Then, I met with this station. BHPetrol. Seumur hidup aku tak pernah la pi isi minyak tang ni, but then my mind was thinking about the petrol station in Jitra area that was congested tahap gaban, so I just bertawakal and queued with others.


I arrived here at exactly 9.59pm. Damn.. so many cars were queuing here. At this time the power of ciloking could be very useful. But then, it's not fair for others that had waited for such a long time right. Aku ni beretika jugak...


After 15 minutes. Baru la dapat cecah depan nih.. Hehe..Only 4 booths for cars and 2 booths for motorcycles. Look at the motorcycle area... macam lalat daaa...


Everybody was like waiting patiently for their turn eventhough inside their heart.. they felt like letoping their heads.. kuikui


Ahhh... akhirnya.. after 30 minutes...my turn. I climbed my car seat just to take pictures of other cars queuing behind me. They must be thinking that I was crazy because I took the pictures from that angle.. or maybe I was the journalist from Nanyang Siang Pau... (dah la pakai jaket kementerian..kuikui)


Here is the view from Masjid A'ala. The cars were queuing to buy the petrol from the Petronas.. Hampeh Petronas ni... mencik aku.. aku anti Petronas.. (sorry orang Petronas.. but I think you guys didn't help us much this time.. cesss)


This is the view from Shell Jitra. Tempat aku selalu isi minyak. But tonite I didn't go here because I didn't want to join the heavy crowd... hehhe..panjang giler beb.. I think more than 500 metres. Dasat tuuu...


Park jauh giler just to take this picture.. Ada polis jaga.. takut aku ngan polis.. I'm quite phobia with the policeman.. I dunno why.. hehe


Nampak tak abang polis atas divider tuh.. Siap pegang torchlite.. Sapa cilok siap la korang... dapat surat chenta... Hehehe


The view from my car's roof. Hehe.. Papai Shell.. sonok la korang.. kaya sekelip mata.. Aku pon nak bukak stesen minyak satu la.. Sapa2 nak buat suntikan modal, can contact me ok.... Hehehe..

So, that's all la the news that I could give you. Enjoy yourself ya.. And enjoy your new life with the new petrol price.. Sengal tol... Memang baboon la depa nih.. Ada ka patut bagi penaik harga minyak. Ohhh.. kita kena tukar lifestyle kita.. Yeah right! You change your lifestyle first. Stop taking business class air ticket and stop staying in suites ok! Makan roti canai tepi jalan aje... murah and tuko lifestyle, amik hotel pon yang brand Seri Malaysia aje... ada diskaun for government servants.. muahahaha.. Cakap macam poddaaaciittt.. Hakktuiii...

Sekarang ni you go this page and read everything here. For those who think that the price is OK... do read here OK!!
Okay.. with these.. I rest my case.