Mwanamke Ang'atwa Takoni na Bear Akijisaidia Chooni Alaska

Huko Alaska, Mwanamke ameng'atwa na mnyama aina ya Bear, akiwa anajisaidia kwenye choo cha shimo iliyokuwa nje ya nyumba alifikia. 

Bi Shannon Stevens anasema alienda kujisaidia chooni kwenye giza.  Alipokaa kwenye choo akasikia maumivu makali baada ya kung'atwa matakoni!  Alipiga kelele kuomba msaada.  Ndugu yake alirudi na tochi na kukuta bear yuko ndani ya shimo ya choo!  

Waliaamua kukimbilia mjini. Waliporudi asubuhi walikuta bear huyo kaondoka.  Bi Shannon hakuumia sana na madakatri wanasema atakuwa mzima,.

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 ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — An Alaska woman had the scare of a lifetime when using an outhouse in the backcountry and she was attacked by a bear, from below.

“I got out there and sat down on the toilet and immediately something bit my butt right as I sat down,” Shannon Stevens told The Associated Press on Thursday. “I jumped up and I screamed when it happened.”

Stevens, her brother Erik and his girlfriend had taken snowmobiles into the wilderness Feb. 13 to stay at his yurt, located about 20 miles northwest of Haines, in southeast Alaska.

Her brother heard the screaming and went out to the outhouse, about 150 feet (45.72 meters) away from the yurt. There, he found Shannon tending to her wound. They at first thought she had been bitten by a squirrel or a mink, or something small.

Erik brought his headlamp with him to see what it was.

“I opened the toilet seat and there’s just a bear face just right there at the level of the toilet seat, just looking right back up through the hole, right at me,” he said.

“I just shut the lid as fast as I could. I said, ‘There’s a bear down there, we got to get out of here now,’” he said. “And we ran back to the yurt as fast as we could.”

Once safely back inside, they treated Shannon with a first aid kit. They determined it wasn’t that serious, but they would head to Haines if it worsened.

“It was bleeding, but it wasn’t super bad,” Shannon said.

The next morning, they found bear tracks all over the property, but the bear had left the area. “You could see them across the snow, coming up to the side of the outhouse,” she said.

They figure the bear got inside the outhouse through an opening at the bottom of the back door.

“I expect it’s probably not that bad of a little den in the winter,” Shannon said.

Alaska Department of Fish and Game Wildlife Management Biologist Carl Koch suspects it was a black bear based upon photos of the tracks he saw and the fact that a neighbor living about a half mile away sent him a photo of a black bear on her property two days later.

That homeowner yelled at the bear but it didn’t react. It also didn’t approach her but lumbered about its business, like it was in a walking hibernation mode.

Even though it’s winter, Koch said they get calls all year round about bears being out.

And 2020 was a record year for general bear problems in the Haines area. Reasons for that, he said, could include the fact it was a poor salmon run year combined with a mediocre berry crop. “It is also possible a bear couldn’t put on enough fat when they go in the den, that they might be out and about more often or earlier,” he said.

Koch suspects Shannon’s wound was caused by the bear swatting at her with a paw rather than being bitten. Either way, the location might be a first.

“As far as getting swatted on the butt when you’re sitting down in winter, she could be the only person on Earth that this has ever happened to, for all I know,” Koch said.

No matter the season, Erik says he’ll carry bear spray with him all the time when going into the backcountry, and Shannon plans to change one behavior as well.

“I’m just going to be better about looking inside the toilet before sitting down, for sure,” she 

Acheni Mchezo wa TIGO, Watu Wanajamba Ovyo Siku Hizi!

Wadau, juzi nilikuwa naongea na MBongo. Alikuwa analalamika kuhusu jinsi watu wanavyoshindwa kujikaza siku hizi na kuachia pumzi (kujamba)!

Nayoona ni hivi, Bongo mchezo wa TIGO ( Kufira/ Sodomy) umezidi!   Na nimekuwa nikisema siku nyingi mtaona athari za huo mchezo kuongezeka!

Kwanza, kwa vile ile sphincter ya mkundu/anus imelegea, mtu anashindwa kuzuia pumzi kutoka. Pia maji maji yanatoka, na inabidi avae nepi/pedi.  Halahala huyo akae kwenye kiti/cochi. Unashangaa kwa nini nzi wanaenda pale alipokaa huyo mtu!  Mnaona biashara ya nepi za wakubwa invyoshamiri huko Bongo?

Pili, Ugonjwa wa UTI (Urinary Tract Infection) kwa wanawake na wanaume umeongezeka Bongo kwa vile, mchezo wa TIGO unasababisha uchafu kuingia kwenye ume na uke. Fikiria, dume anaingiza ume wake kwenye mkundu, lazima anapatwa na chembe chembe za mavi!  Na uchafu lazima unateremka kwenye uke wa mwanamke!

Nilishasema na ninawakumbusha, mungu aliumba mkundu/anus kwa ajili ya kunya. Yaani kutoa uchafu mwilini. Haikuumbwa kwa ajili ya kuingiza kitu! Ndo maana inalegea mchezo ukizidi.

Acehni mchezo huo chafu!Tumieni kondomu kwa usalama wenu!

Video ya waliojaliwa Matako Makubwa

Kwa kweli wamejaliwa!

Abarikiwa Matako Makubwa Mno!

Afariiki Baada ya Kuchomwa Sindano ya Kuongeza Saizi ya Matako

Wadau, huko Texas mwanamke Mmarekani mweusi amepoteza maisha yake kwa kupenda kuchoma sindano za kuongeza saizi ya makalio.  Huyo dada alichoma sindano kadhaa na  kweli matako yake yaliongezeka. Lakini alitaka zaidi! Hatimaye sindano hizo zikamwua!  Sindano zenyewe zina Super glue na fixa fleti ya matairi!   Mpende mungu alivyowaumba. Na hao madaktari feki waliokuwa wanamchoma wamekimbia. Wakaikamatwa watashitakiwa kwa mauaji.

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Wykesha Reid went to the Deep Ellum salon for the same reason many others did: She wanted to add curves.
“Everybody else got big booties,” Patricia Kelley, 70, who had raised Reid since she was a baby, said Reid told her. “So she wanted a big booty.”
Reid, 34, a nursing home staffer, joined a growing number of people who are turning to black-market buttocks injections — which are much cheaper and riskier than plastic surgery — to get their bodies closer to pop-culture idols such as Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian.
Reid went to the salon in the 3800 block of East Side Avenue three times for the injections with no problems.
“Your butt’s getting too big,” Kelley recalled telling her. “But she got hooked on them booty shots.”
On Feb. 18, Reid returned to the salon for a fourth visit, Kelley said Thursday. But something went wrong. Police found her body inside the business at 7 the next morning. The building had been cleaned out and her purse and cellphone were missing, Kelley said.
Now Reid’s family hopes someone will be brought to justice in her death.
Police issued arrest warrants late Wednesday on charges of practicing medicine without a license for Denise Ross, 43, and Jimmy Clarke, 31, who also is known as Alicia.
Ross and Clarke are wanted in connection with a case in which a woman who received butt injections suffered pain, soreness and psychological problems but survived.

Kusoma habari kamili BOFYA HAPA:

Athari ya Kuchoma Sindano za Kukuza Matako!

Oh hooo, shauri zenu nyie mnaochoma sindano ile matako na matiti yenu yawe makubwa! Mpende Mwenyezi Mungu aliyokuumba!  Ona yaliyompata mwenzenu aliyeenda kuchoma sindano ili matako yake kama maputo! 

Aliweka Implant Ndani ya Matako Yake! Imeharibika!

Wadau, siku hizi wazungu wanataka kuwa na matako makubwa kama waafrika!  Sasa ona jinsi tako la huyo dada ilivyohabrika! Implant inajigeuza ni balaa!  Itabidi aende kwa dakatari waitoe!

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Ana Matako Makubwa Kuliko Wanawake Wote Duniani!

 Duh! Huyo mama ana matako makubwa ni maajabu!

Mikel - Hip measurement 99 inches ( 251.5 cm)

Fesheni 'GawaKundu' Yaleta Matatizo!

Hii fesheni ya kutangaza kuwa unagawa mkundu, umemletea mtu mwingine matatizo hapa Marekani.

Leo kuna habari kuwa mwimbaji Billie Joe Armstrong wa bendi Green Day alifukuzwa kwenye ndege ya Southwest Airlines alipokataa kupandisha suruali yake zilizokuwa fesheni GawaKundu. Alikuwa anasafiri kutoka Oakland, California kwenda Burbank, California. Soma habari kamili kwa kubofya HAPA.

Msemaji wa Southwest anasema kuwa Armstrong aliruhusiwa kupanda ndege nyingine. Nadhani kwa vile mzungu.

Kuna kijana mwingine mweusi ambaye alifungwa mwaka huu kwa vile alijaribu kupanada ndege ya US Airways na fesheni GawaKundu. Deshon Marman ambaye ni mwanafunzi wa Chuo Kikuu cha New Mexico na pia mcheza football alikamatwa na kushitakiwa kwa makosa kadhaa ya jinai.

Lakini ajabu, kuna mwanaume wa kizungu aliyeruhusiwa kupanda ndege ya US Airways akiwa amevaa chupi ya kike na sidiria tu!

Soma habari ya Marman na Bikini Man kwa kubofya HAPA:


US Airways wamefuta mashitaka dhidi ya Marman, lakini keshateseka na kuaibika, na pia hawajamrudishia nauli ya $500 wala kumwomba msamaha! Wanasema kuwa Crew walikuwa na haki ya kufukuza kwenye ndege. Ukiwa mtu mwenye rangi Marekani ushike adabu ukipanda kwenye ndege asante 9/11! Sasa hao crew ya ndege wanaweza kukufukuza kwenye ndege hata wasipopenda sura yako!

Kwa habari zaidi ya kesi ya kijana Marman tembelea:

http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/peninsula/2011/07/deshon-marman-sue-us-airways-after-saggy-pants-arrest

NOTE: Fesheni GawaKundu si mbayawakati mwingine, nimeshaona matako ya vijana wengi wa kizungu, weusi na waAsia baada ya suruali zao kuanguka wakiwa wanatembea!!! LOL!

Athari za Wanawake Kuwa na Matako Makubwa

Wataalam wamefanya uchunguzi na kuamua kuwa mwanamke akiwa na matako makubwa, hips kubwa, mafuta kwenye eneo la hips basi atakuwa msahaulifu, punguani, akifika miaka 65! Lakini ukiwa na Tumbo kubwa mambo safi.

Jamani, ni kweli lakini? Sijui wamefanya uchunguzi na wanawake wa rangi gani. Sidhani kama wamechunguza wanawake wanaokaa Afrika. Maana unakuta wanawake wenye umri mkubwa bado 'Sharp'!

Hebu soma chini.

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Study: Body shape affects memory in older women

July 15, 2010 7:16 a.m. EDT

(CNN) -- A woman's body shape may play a role in how good her memory is, according to a new study.

The more an older woman weighs, the worse her memory, according to research released this week from Northwestern Medicine at Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois.

The effect is more pronounced in women who carry excess weight around their hips, known as pear shapes, than women who carry it around their waists, called apple shapes.

The reason pear-shaped women experienced more memory and brain function deterioration than apple-shaped women is likely related to the type of fat deposited around the hips versus the waist.

Scientists know that different kinds of fat release different cytokines -- the hormones that can cause inflammation and affect cognition.

"We need to find out if one kind of fat is more detrimental than the other, and how it affects brain function," said Dr. Diana Kerwin, the lead author of the study and an assistant professor of medicine and a physician at Northwestern Medicine. "The fat may contribute to the formation of plaques associated with Alzheimer's disease or a restricted blood flow to the brain."

The study published in Wednesday's Journal of the American Geriatric Society said, on average, there is a one-point drop in the memory score for every one-point increase in body-mass index -- a ratio of a person's height and weight. The study included 8,745 cognitively normal, post-menopausal women ages 65 to 79.

"Obesity is bad, but its effects are worse depending on where the fat is located," Kerwin said.

"The study tells us if we have a woman in our office, and we know from her waist-to-hip ratio that she's carrying excess fat on her hips, we might be more aggressive with weight loss," Kerwin said. "We can't change where your fat is located, but having less of it is better."

Vituko Afrika Kusini

Wanawake wa Afrika Kusini wakipinga kunyanyaswa kwa mwenzao

Wadau, huko Afrika Kusini kuna mambo. Sasa baada ya kusoma hii story nikafikiria, je, kitu kama hiki kinaweza kutokea Tanzania. Nikasema haitawezekana. Kwanza hao wanawake wasingefike mbali kwa jinsi walivyoanza kuvua nguo hadharani. Si sapoti alivyonyayaswa huyo Dada lakini lazima aelewe kuwa popote akienda duniani kuna wanaume punguani. Wakiona nguo fupi wanaona ni tiketi ya vituuz vya bure!

Soma habari zenyewe chini ,nimepata kwenye e-mail:

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Well, you have heard of Mungiki stripping women in Naivasha, Well, in South Africa, taxi drivers are doing the same. Ati wearing a mini-skirt is wrong!Nwabisa Ngcukana, 25, had to parade but naked at the Noord Taxi Rank after a mob of taxi drivers stripped and tore her clothes. Her crime was wearing a short skirt. They torn skirt and panties as you can see from picture below..."I have never been so traumatised in my life. I thought these taxi drivers were going to rape me," Ngcukana said. "

As they stripped me they kept shouting that this is what I wanted. Some were sticking their finger in my vagina while others poured alcohol over my head and called me all sorts of names." Well, what did the South African women do?

A female radio DJ asked people to call in and they talked: I would feel disappointed if this is not debated in the next Parliament sitting But more importantly, they did not just talk. Of course, they took action. They organized a mini skirt march http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7276654.stm%3E and went over to the taxi rank.

Aliyenyanyaswa akionyesha chupi na sketi yake iliyochanwa

Wanawake wenye hasira wakionyesha mapaja yao
Wanawake wenye hasira wakishika matiti yao
Wanawake wenye hasira wakielekea kwa hao wenye teksi

Njiani, dume aliamua kuwaunga mkono/paja

Wanaume wenye teksi wakijadili

Kichaa anaamua kuonyesha chupi yake

Mwingine anamua kuonyesho matako yake!

Wanawake wakisema ni haki ya mwanamke kufanya anavyotaka!

Hiyo midume siyo inataka kuona nini!!!

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Marudio - Wapenzi wa Matako Makubwa

Naona blog ya 'Matako Makubwa' ilikuwa na hits nyingi sana, nilibandika kwanza 12/2005. Hivyo nimeamua kuirudia.

Nimesikia wazungu wakisema hiyo kupenda matako makubwa eti ni 'cultural thing' kwa watu weusi, na hawajakosea. Ni mila na desturi ya mwafrika kupenda matako makubwa. Na kuyasifia. Hata wengi wa waMarekani weusi wanapenda mpaka kutunga nyimbo za 'bootylicious'. Huwa nacheka nikiona mzungu anasifia mwanamke ambaye huko nyuma kapigwa pasi. Yaani fleti. Lakini kuna wesui ambao wamekuwa 'zungunized' na wanapenda matako fleti. Shauri zao!

Matako Makubwa Oyee!



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From my 12/2005 Blog:


Wapenzi wasomaji, leo nimeamua kuzungumzia suala ya matako makubwa. Tafadhali msione kama ni matusi lakini hapa USA ni issue kubwa, maana watu wanayachukia!

Nimeona nizungumzie suala ya matako makubwa kwa vile jana kazini, mzungu aliyekondeana mno kasema ni mnene na akila keki eti yote itaenda matakoni. Nilishangaa na kusikitika sana.Uzuri kwa wazungu ni kuwa na matako fleti kama vile yamepigwa pasi. Sijui kwa nini. Mtu anashepu ya mbao, mwanamke hana hips kakaa kama dume vile eti ndo uzuri. Kumbe ni kwa sababu hao models na wacheza sinema wako hivyo!

Basi wasichana na akina mama wanajinyima chakula kusudi wakonde na eti wapendeze. Ndo maana magonjwa kama Bulimia na Anorexia zimeshamiri hapa. Lakini ukitazama sinema za miaka ya nyuma kama za 1930's na 1940's, wanawake walikuwa na shepu na walikuwa wamejaa na hata wanaume wa kizungu walikuwa wanasifia. Mpaka 1950's kulikuwa na mcheza sinema Marilyn Monroe, alikuwa na zinga la figure 8, na wanaume wote walikuwa wanampapatikia. Ama kweli mambo yanabadilika. Hivi sasa wanasema eti walikuwa ni obese yaani wanene!

Mbona mimi naona matako fleti kama chapati ni mabaya na hayapendezi? Au ni kwa sababu nimekulia Africa? Brothas (waMarekani Weusi) wanapenda mwanamke awe na matako ya maana! Akipita mwanamke mwenye mbarikio utasikia brothas wakisifia, "umm, umm umm!" Kuna siku nilisikia wanaume wa kizungu wakijadili sababu ya wanaume weusi kupenda matako makubwa, walisema ni "cultural thing". Kwa kweli ni culture yaani utamaduni! Kama umekulia katika mazingara ya kupenda kitu utakipenda. Na ndo maana kuna weusi USA wanataka kuwa na shepu iliyokondeana kama mzungu kumbe haiko katika 'genes' zake. Wajitahidi kupunguza mzigo lakini wapi, iko pale pale.

Sisi wanawake wenye asili ya Afrika tumebarikiwa huko nyuma. Yaani boxi, siha, wowowo, booty, na nasikia waGhana wanaita yokohama, matako makubwa yana majina mengi. Waafrika tunaona kama ni urembo, lakini wazungu na waliokulia uzunguni wanaona kinyaa. Wanasema eti ni dalili ya ulafi na uvivu! Lakini kama ni dalili ya ulafi mbona hata mwanamke mwembamba mwafrika anaweza kuwa na kamzigo huko nyuma?

Ubaya mwenye matako makubwa anaweza kubaguliwa kwa vile bosi anaweza kuona kuwa ni 'ugly' (mbay) na mwenye nacho anachafua mazingira ya ofisi. Kweli kabisa!Hayo matako makubwa ni 'genes' za sisi waafrika. Lakini ajabu kuna siku nilisikia wazungu wakisema eti waafrika tuna matako makubwa kwa sababu ya utumwa. Eti mabibi zetu walinyimwa chakula hivyo matako ndo ilikuwa 'godown' ya mafuta ya akiba. Nadhani ni uzushi kama ile ya ngamia kuweka maji kwenye nundu zake!

Mimi mara nyingi nimeambiwa nina matako makubwa, niyapunguze kwa kwenda gym kufanya mazoezi. Hayo mazoezi haisadii kitu ni makubwa vile vile! Lakini msione kama naona haya, wala! Mtu akiniambia nina matako makubwa namwambia mbona kama ni madogo, na ningependa yawe makubwa zaidi! Wanabakia kushangaa hasa nikiwaambia kuwa Afrika, matako makubwa ni uzuri.Na amini usiamini kuna opresheni ya kuyapunguza inaitwa Liposuction. Wanawake wengi weusi na wazungu wamefanya hiyo liposuction ya matako, akiwemo mwimbaji Janet Jackson. Ubaya, ni kuwa ukishafanya hiyo liposuction, mafuta yataenda kwingine mwilini, hivyo utakuwa na shepu ya ajabu!

Sisi waafrika tunapenda kuringia huo mbarikio wa matako makubwa. Nilipokuwa nacheza ngoma shuleni na jeshini, tulikuwa tunatia nguo ndani ya bukta kusudi tuonekana na matako makubwa kweli kweli! Lakini, mara nyingi mitaani hapa USA, nimesikia akina dada wakifokewa, "You got a big a-s!" Kuna siku nilikuwa kwenye kituo cha Subway hapa Boston, kapita mama fualni Mganda, aisei alikuwa amejaliwa kweli huko nyuma, mpaka nikaona wivu. Basi ungeona wazungu walivyokuwa wanamtazama kwa mshangao ungecheka. Ila nilishuhudia baba fulani Mmarekani Mweusi akimtazama kwa furaha na kawa kama vile anamezea mate.

Nampenda sana mecheza sinema, Whoopi Goldberg. Nilikuwa nasoma jinsi akienda kwenye audition au akiwa kwenye movie shoot, wazungu wanamwambia kuwa ana matako makubwa au avae nguo ya kuzificha. Yeye alichoka, na mwishowe kusema, " Mimi ni mwanamke mweusi, nina matako makubwa niache kama nilivyo!" Wanawake wote tungedai heshima kama Whoopi nadhani wazungu wangeheshimu matako yetu makubwa.

Tatizo linigine la kuwa na matako makubwa USA ni kupata nguo. Ukienda kununua sketi au gauni uanweza kukuta mbele refu nyuma umepanda. Au unavaa hiyo nguo lakini kwenye hips na matako haipiti! Hii ni kwa sababu nguo imeshonwa kwa ajili ya wazungu wenye matako fleti. Na kupata Jeans inayofiti ni vigumu. Mtu ambaye atatengeneza nguo 'molded for the black woman' atapata wateja kweli kweli, maana tunalilia nguo kama hizo.

Pamoja na yote haya sasa wazungu wameibuka na staili ya kuwa ka ka-butt. Yaani jeans inakuwa na pedi ndani kusudi mtu aonekana ana matako. Loh! Watu hawaridhiki! Sijui tuseme asante J-Lo (mwimbaji Jennfier Lopez) au nini. Kwanza walikuwa wanamcheka J-Lo na matako yake makubwa lakini naona watu wanaanza kuyapenda. Mpaka kuna opresheni sasa ya kuongeza matako. Wacha wafanye haitapendeza kama matako natural tulyiozaliwa nayo waafrika.

Matako Makubwa Oyee!

Wapenzi wa Matako Makubwa

Wapenzi wasomaji, leo nimeamua kuzungumzia suala ya matako makubwa. Tafadhali msione kama ni matusi lakini hapa USA ni issue kubwa, maana watu wanayachukia! Nimeona nizungumzie suala ya matako makubwa kwa vile jana kazini, mzungu aliyekondeana mno kasema ni mnene na akila keki eti yote itaenda matakoni. Nilishangaa na kusikitika sana.

Uzuri kwa wazungu ni kuwa na matako fleti kama vile yamepigwa pasi. Sijui kwa nini. Mtu anashepu ya mbao, mwanamke hana hips kakaa kama dume vile eti ndo uzuri. Kumbe ni kwa sababu hao models na wacheza sinema wako hivyo! Basi wasichana ana akina mama wanajinyima chakula kusudi wakonde na eti wapendeze. Ndo maana magonjwa kama Bulimia na Anorexia zimeshamiri hapa. Lakini ukitazama sinema za miaka ya nyuma kama za 1930's na 1940's, wanawake walikuwa na shepu na walikuwa wamejaa na hata wanaume wa kizungu walikuwa wanasifia. Mpaka 1950's kulikuwa na mcheza sinema Marilyn Monroe, alikuwa na zinga la figure 8, na wanaume wote walikuwa wanampapatikia. Ama kweli mambo yanabadilika. Hivi sasa wanasema eti walikuwa ni obese yaani wanene!

Mbona mimi naona matako fleti kama chapati ni mabaya na hayapendezi? Au ni kwa sababu nimekulia Africa? Brothas (waMarekani Weusi) wanapenda mwanamke awe na matako ya maana! Akipita mwanamke mwenye mbarikio utasikia brothas wakisifia, "umm, umm umm!" Kuna siku nilisikia wanaume wa kizungu wakijadili sababu ya wanaume weusi kupenda matako makubwa, walisema ni "cultural thing". Kwa kweli ni culture yaani utamaduni! Kama umekulia katika mazingara ya kupenda kitu utakipenda. Na ndo maana kuna weusi USA wanataka kuwa na shepu iliyokondeana kama mzungu kumbe haiko katika 'genes' zake. Wajitahidi kupunguza mzigo lakini wapi, iko pale pale.

Sisi wanawake wenye asili ya Afrika tumebarikiwa huko nyuma. Yaani boxi, siha, wowowo, booty, na nasikia waGhana wanaita yokohama, matako makubwa yana majina mengi. Waafrika tunaona kama ni urembo, lakini wazungu na waliokulia uzunguni wanaona kinyaa. Wanasema eti ni dalili ya ulafi na uvivu! Lakini kama ni dalili ya ulafi mbona hata mwanamke mwembamba mwafrika anaweza kuwa na kamzigo huko nyuma? Ubaya mwenye matako makubwa anaweza kubaguliwa kwa vile bosi anaweza kuona kuwa ni 'ugly' na mwenye nacho anachafua mazingira ya ofisi. Kweli kabisa!

Hayo matako makubwa ni 'genes' za sisi waafrika. Lakini ajabu kuna siku nilisikia wazungu wakisema eti waafrika tuna matako makubwa kwa sababu ya utumwa. Eti mabibi zetu walinyimwa chakula hivyo matako ndo ilikuwa godown ya mafuta ya akiba. Nadhani ni uzushi kama ile ya ngamia kuweka maji kwenye nundu zake!

Mimi mara nyingi nimeambiwa nina matako makubwa, niyapunguze kwa kwenda gym kufanya mazoezi. Hayo mazoezi haisadii kitu ni makubwa vile vile! Lakini msione kama naona haya, wala! Mtu akiniambia nina matako makubwa namwambia mbona kama ni madogo, na ningependa yawe makubwa zaidi! Wanabakia kushangaa hasa nikiwaambia kuwa Afrika, matako makubwa ni uzuri.

Na amini usiamini kuna opresheni ya kuyapunguza inaitwa Liposuction. Wanawake wengi weusi na wazungu wamefanya hiyo liposuction ya matako, akiwemo mwimbaji Janet Jackson. Ubaya, ni kuwa ukishafanya hiyo liposuction, mafuta yataenda kwingine mwilini, hivyo utakuwa na shepu ya ajabu!

Sisi waafrika tunapenda kuringia huo mbarikio wa matako makubwa. Nilipokuwa nacheza ngoma shuleni na jeshini, tulikuwa tunatia nguo ndani ya bukta kusudi tuonekana na matako makubwa kweli kweli! Lakini, mara nyingi mitaani hapa USA, nimesikia akina dada wakifokewa, "You got a big a-s!" Kuna siku nilikuwa kwenye kituo cha Subway hapa Boston, kapita mama fualni Mganda, aisei alikuwa amejaliwa kweli huko nyuma, mpaka nikaona wivu. Basi ungeona wazungu walivyokuwa wanamtazama kwa mshangao ungecheka. Ila nilishuhudia baba fulani Mmarekani Mweusi akimtazama kwa furaha na kawa kama vile anamezea mate.

Nampenda sana mecheza sinema, Whoopi Goldberg. Nilikuwa nasoma jinsi akienda kwenye audition au akiwa kwenye movie shoot, wazungu wanamwambia kuwa ana matako makubwa au avae nguo ya kuzificha. Yeye alichoka, na mwishowe kusema, " Mimi ni mwanamke mweusi, nina matako makubwa niache kama nilivyo!" Wanawake wote tungedai heshima kama Whoopi nashani wazungu wangeheshimu matako yetu makubwa.

Tatizo linigine la kuwa na matako makubwa USA ni kupata nguo. Ukienda kununua sketi au gauni uanweza kukuta mbele refu nyuma umepanda. Au unavaa hiyo nguo lakini kwenye hips na matako haipiti! Hii ni kwa sababu nguo imeshonwa kwa ajili ya wazungu wenye matako fleti. Na kupata Jeans inayofiti ni vigumu. Mtu ambaye atatengeneza nguo 'molded for the black woman' atapata wateja kweli kweli, maana tunalilia nguo kama hizo.

Pamoja na yote haya sasa wazungu wameibuka na staili ya kuwa ka ka-butt. Yaani jeans inakuwa na pedi ndani kusudi mtu aonekana ana matako. Loh! Watu hawaridhiki! Sijui tuseme asante J-Lo (mwimbaji Jennfier Lopez) au nini. Kwanza walikuwa wanamcheka J-Lo na matako yake makubwa lakini naona watu wanaanza kuyapenda. Mpaka kuna opresheni sasa ya kuongeza matako. Wacha wafanye haitapendeza kama matako natural tulytozaliwa nayo waafrika.

Matako Makubwa Oyee!