TAG (has guilty conscience)

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Billie Jean - Michael Jackson (GAAAAAAAAAAH the mania after his death)
Mood: hating jet lag

I need something to take it out on coz jet lag is taking away my vitality x.x so...I stole this tag from Facebook (also not really sure how to act sarcastic ._.)

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Objective:Are you mean and sarcastic?

Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note :D
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute..
YR: *pukes* Okay...in the dictionary, cute is defined as ugly but adorable. But for your case, cut out "adorable"

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: HAHAHAHAHA I'd say...there'd be 100000000000 other people who would say that

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: count ME out, and this fact had already disproven the fact that EVERYONE likes you

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: *coughlafcough* Are you attempting to mock me? If so. You FAIL. In which also proves you fail at mocking, which is...apparently, a vital skill.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Yeah sure of course......what the heck is Bruneian?

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: O_x tell you what...take a gun, put it on your head, before shooting take this penny so that you can pay Charon to cross the River Styx

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: dude...I was staring at the dead person with the machete beside you, beware of your personal poltergiest

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: I don't care, you aren't either.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Men with money...GOSH when will they ever get their eyes off cash?

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Hatred is manipulative. So I could obviously do the same to you

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: go and die

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: go and die

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: go and die (x3 already? O.O)

4) What do you like about me?
YR: The fact that you're gonna die soon

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: *punches face* that should make your face worse than grotesque, and I hate you sooooo much

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: *walks* Oh I'm sorry, were you referring to me? I thought you were referring to your own dog

2) You smell like shit!
YR: That's coz you're standing right next to the toilet. Apparently someone forgot to flush

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: Does it even look like I can be laughed at? *evil grin*

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Oh my, someone's gonna regret this for sure. *ghost is standing next to me...she's so dead this round XD*

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: I ain't racing, and I'm definitely not gonna bet on you.

If your annoying ex says:
1) punch the face.
YR: *punch* didn't see that one coming?

2) I know you still love me!
YR: An atrocious lie.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: Oh sweetie I do love you so...but that was once upon a time...

4) Please call me...
YR: Why should I? You're history

5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: But it hurts my heart even more *pulls out heart and points at scar*, when will you ever empathise?

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Uhh...thanks?

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: Oh no, market failure (NOT MY ANSWER, but DAMM GOOD)

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: OMG there's another with 75% discount!

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Do you honestly think that I could fall for that product?

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: When I buy it I can still complain about you

Tag

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Breathless - Cody Sheldon
Mood: bored again =.=

Cody Sheldon...kicked out from AI8, it SUCKED! (Well I only got interested for this Season of American Idol because of him) so recently he posted a video trailer of his latest horror movie Infection. And I am doing a TAG!!! lmao here I go:

Directions:
Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 50 questions which means that the number you get as your score (x2) is your percentage.

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x]Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [X]Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x]Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 6

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion (myself LMAO)
12. [x]Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (table, chair you name it)
13. [x]Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ]Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (even fly out)
17. [ ]Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x]Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (that's not stupid, it happens. soccer!)

Running total: 12

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x]Have run into a closed door
25. [x]Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x]It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ]Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 17

31. [x]After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped on it
32. [x]Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x]Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x]Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x]Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ]Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x]Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 25

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [ ] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Total : 31/50
Stupidity Percentage: 62%

LMFAO I'm stupid...almost >.> and I taga nybody who wants to do it

▄╔Tag╗▄

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Another Way to Die - Alicia Keys and Jack White
Mood: I AM THE HEROINE!!!!!

Stolen from Billy's blog


▄╔╗▄The Self▄╔╗▄

[01]Real Name: Amanda
[02]Nickname: Amanda (LOL jk) Let's see...Man (I'm serious my mom calls me that), the rocker, the freak, the one, the noob, the (inserts random word here)
[03]Married: NO wth is this man?
[04]Zodiac sign: You're talking to a monkey XD
[05]Gender: FeMale
[06]Age: I am 16 going on 17
[07]High School: Sri Garden (used to be) St Joseph Institution International
[08]College: most likely Digipen Institute
[09]Height: 163 cm
[10]Weight: 54 kg??
[11]Do you like yourself: narcissist
[12]Piercing: ear, a pair, may consdier more eg: eyebrows/more on the ear
[13]Right or Left: right handed for daily routines, left for strength (I think)
[14]Are you a freak: yes, what took you so long to find out?
[15]Hair: DARK DARK DARK brown, may want a few highlights tho
[16]Skin: between pale and tan, I wish I was paler than a ghost
[17]Allergies: none the better
[18]What are you doing now: hearing meta music, going to facebook, mental projecting to scare ppl's pants off (I think Pn Shiamala is wearing a shirt/kurung that is maroon in color)
[19]What will you do 1 hour later: maybe go to the alternate dimension (with mental projection) or play with fire
[20]What will you do 10 years later: SAVE THE WORLD!!!! (no wait, I think that one is 3 years later) then it's ANIMATING or TOURING THE WORLD or idk...I'm not precognitive ok?
[21]Live with parents: yes, what do you think?
[22]Siblings (including yourself): 2
[23]Eldest: me
[24]Youngest: my annoying brother, Ian
[25]Love/hate your family: LOVE WTH IS THIS MAN? I'm NOT EMO
[26]You found your other half: ._. no

▄╔╗▄The Love▄╔╗▄

[27]If yes, who is he/she: I wish it was him
[28]If no, who you want he/she to be: that kid with the nice emo hairdo that shreds the guitar like a damn pro and nails his metal fans
[29]Time(s) you're in a relationship: NONE
[30]Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): define woo
[31]Anyone woo you before (0-100000): I think my mom did when we were shopping for dresses, I want a long dress =w=
[32]Did anything wrong to your other half: maybe?
[33]What were the wrong you have done: whacking him too hard for a friendly greeting? my whole party having him to take pics with me? ._. idk
[34]You with your other half since: ...*depressed*
[35]Ever argue with your other half: In a dream I remember
[36]Are you straight/lesbo: I kissed the girl. DUH I'm STRAIGHT...or I'm both
[37]Reasons you love your other half: ...*more depressed*
[38]You and your other half in which stage: ...*writes emo poetry* WAIT, my BOOK ain't with me ><
[39]You woo he/she or he/she woo you: ...*gets high*
[40]Ever thought of marrying him/her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[41]Your first best friend: Primary?? Well it had to be Joanne Chee...good times...lost contact X_X
[42]Your first enemy: not gonna say
[43]The friend you love most (1 only): 1 only?? 1 ONLY???!! DAMN BIASED LAH
[44]The enemy you hate most (1 only): biased
[45]Your most beautiful girlfriend: that girl in the hair saloon...or me XD [46]Your most handsome boyfriend: (A)
[45]The kind of girl you hate most: (L) backstabbers, bitchy, sombong, insulting (like she really means it), stereotypical cheerleader/popular/prep type
[48]The kind of guy you hate most: (E) LIARS, perverts, extremly lan si, bitchy (if it actually applies)
[49]You fell in love with your close friend before: (X) no...okay well for earlier this year you can say that, he became quite close to me
[50]Your best friend is your ex-lover: no
[51]If your friend backstabs you: this dark water bottles up inside this lake of hate, in which soon I shall unleash my limit break (okay this ain't healthy, I may get a poltergiest)
[52]If your friend betray you: try to reason first, if all else fails, DIE!!!!!
[53]If your friend woo your lover: WARNING, DO NOT CROSS THE LINE
[54]If your friend fall in love with you: sweet, I got cheese and crackers
[55]If you fall in love with your friend: what does the four letters above make?

▄╔╗▄The studies▄╔╗▄

[56]Are you a good student: the later part of the year, yes, back then, I'm quite rebel-like, DUH 4SC3 ROCKS!!! \m/
[57]You always done your homework/assignments: not really, my Malay assignments are always piled up b4 submitting
[58]The teacher/tutor you love most: Mr Toh!!! and of course Mr Rainone, Dr Underwood, and then yeah...there's still more but these 3 are my fav
[59]Always late to school/college: no
[60]Your class: 4Sc3/9JTo
[61]You love your seniors: idk
[62]Seniors who you love the most: back in Sri Garden, well there's Billy, Peter and his whole band, Afiq, and when I say love, I mean it as a friend...
[63]Your classmates good/bad: 4Sc3 = good, 9JTo = okay
[64]Excellent result classmate: 4Sc3 = ME n Jacklyn, 9JTo = idk
[65]Laziest classmate: idk
[66]Smart people: Jackyn (4Sc3) and then idk the rest
[67]Stupid people: me
[68]Good looking people: LOL everyone?
[69]Ugly people: god made this whole world to be beautiful, every1 is in one way or another, only the more prominent becomes more attractive
[70]Funny people: the guys?
[71]Cute people: ._. MONA LISA!!!!!
[72]Bad people: ._. the guys? and the whole of 4Sc3??
[73]Honest people: those whom speak their mind
[74]Acting people: gone, dead, etc
[75]You are what kind of people: I don't do labels coz I'm a freak
[76]Lip or eyes: both
[77]Shorter or taller: in the middle =D
[78]Hugs or kisses: BOTH
[79]Hesitant or spontaeneous: I can be hesitant and at the same time spontaeneous
[80]Nich stomach or nice arms: Nice BODY LARH! and nice arms too. if you want stomach go for the pancreas XD
[81]Listener or talker: both again
[82]Romantic or rich: romantic pwns
[83]Good wife or good mother: My mom la, I dun even want a wife
[84]Age to get married: I dun think I want to
[85]Number of kid(s): 1 boy 1 girl, adopted most likely
[86]Career: Animation, Band, Psionic practitioner
[87]Salary: as much as possible??
[88]Retirement age: haha, I highly doubt
[89]Properties value: ._. idk what this is
[90]Wishes: Be careful what you wish for...go to 8888 Real Wishes. Heard it works, but hen again I don't wanna take my risk coz if you gain something you may lose another eg: Find my true love but lose my best friends. So yeah, none.

ĦΣOOT - Yet another stolen TagΣĦ

Now Playing: Critical Acclaim - Avenged Sevenfold
Mood: Obviously bored

I HAD the urge to steal this tag from Najwa's blog SORRY XD

8 Things I'm Passionate About:
1. Draw Anime
2. Rock and Metalcore music, learning the lyrics
3. Blogging XD
4. Friends and...*stops there*
5. TAP DANCING
6. Sleep XD
7. Poetry (currently in hiatus T_T)
8. Doodling lol

8 Things I say often:
1. Fuk
2. Holy sh--
3. (similes that make no sense)
4. (poetic words that also makes no sense)
5. Man/Dude
6. Bongok/mangkuk
7. Apek/apoh
8. Shut up/STFU

8 Things I do often:
1. Draw, obviously
2. Surf the net, obviously
3. Make telephone porridge, (Chat on the phone for a long time) obviously
4. Listen to my music, obviously
5. Tap dance, obviously
6. Sing along to rock music, obviously
7. Argue with my brother, obviously
8. Blog, ob- ok I'll stop saying that word

8 Things I've read recently:
1. Najwa's blog
2. Nadia's blog
3. Childhood Dreamer's blog
4. Mona Lisa's blog
5. Aiza's blog
6. Thrid Volume of Romance of The Three Kingdoms
7. My handmade phonebook
8. V's SMSes
XD...

8 Songs I could listen to over and over again:
1. Tomorrow - Home Grown/Kiss Me Diss Me - from the same artist
2. Heart Bursts Info Fire - Bullet For My Valentine/Hand of Blood - from the same artist
3. Critical Acclaim - Avenged Sevenfold
4. Keep Your Hands Off My Girl - Good Charlotte
5. I'll Be There For You - The Rembrants
6. Velvet - Alice Nine /Gradation/White Prayer - from the same artist
7. Dead End - In Flames
8. No More Angels - Soilwork

8 Things I've Learnt This Year and Last Year:
1. It's better to stick to your natural gender
2. Labels are for soupcans, BE YOURSELF
3. Family comes first
4. There's a time and place for everything
5. Obsession is not healthy
6. Be open to critism
7. There's always a limit to everything
8. God will always be there for you. He answers to your prayers.

۝۩Out of Topic - Another Stolen Tag۩۝

Now Playing: Five Days and Counting (so called...) - Spitalfield

Stolen from: XD

~THE REAL ME~
Name: Amanda
Age: 16 currently
Hair Color: Invisible brown
Eye Color: DAAAARKK brown? hazel?
Height: 167cm sth like that
Weight: 50 kg

~Favorites~
Drink (non alc.):Anything (the can drink XD)
Drink (alc.):Shandy LOL
Food: Whatever (LITERALLY this time)
Type of Food: Western? Asian? European?
Sport: Basketball, Volleyball (Rocker style XD no larr, I kid)
Book: Alex Rider series, horror and a bit of action books
Movie: Kung Fu Panda for now XD

~This Or That?~
Coke Or Pepsi: Coke
Burger king Or McDonalds: McD
Vanilla Or Chocolate: Choc
Hug Or Kiss: hug first
Luv Or Money?: both

~What Do You Look For In The Other Person?~ (STFU YOU BONGOKZZ)
Eye Color: Any
Hair Color: Within the range of brunette, or unnatural. or both XD
Hair Style: Fringes/bangs that is parted sideways...can be spiked or non spiked, emo or rocker, mohawks are a lil too much to ask XD, not long hair, unless u mean the ones that goes below collar I dun mind. COMPLICATIONS O_o
Skinney Or Muscular: In between XD
Sport?: Any, preferably contact sports.
(MY EDITED PART)
Musical taste: Rocker XD ranging from soft to heavy boleh pakai
Traits: Creative inclined, I meant musically/art inclined, in between gentleman and agressive XD, looks like a girl but completely guy personality, leng zai, must be older than me, knows how to play at least 1 musical instrument, leng zai...*continues talking romance crap*

~Would / Have You?~
Kiss Someone Same Sex?: I did, someone younger than me by 1 year
Been In Love: yes
Sky Diving: no
Scuba Diving?: no
Bungee Jumping?: no
Go Out With Your Bestest Friend?: yes

~Are You?~
Are You Good In School: idk HAHA
Good At Sports: Sort of
A Dumbass: look into my eyes....
Gay: ...used to

~Random~
Who Do You Miss Right Now: Now that you've mentioned it, yes XD
Who Was you First Love: some things are best kept unknown
Favorite Football Team: I play instead XD
Favorite Color: anything cept pink
What Shirt Are You Wearing: yellow samuel-kevin shirt
Pants: shorts of idk wad brand
Shoes: None
Do You Like Flirting?: o.o no

I tag anyone who wants to do larr cukup

►OOT (Out Of Topic) Stolen Tag◄

Now Listening: Carry On - Blessed By a Broken Heart
Mood: Mixed emotions, but mostly like a withering rose

Stolen from Olivia

5 Facts About Me

Fact 1: I'm a rock music lover, plus some types of metal eg metalcore, power metal, melodic death metal.

You too must know your guitar's anatomy



Fact 2: Reasons why I chose to be a tomboy
a) Avoid confrontations, hypocrisy, and more importantly, cat fights.
b) Avoid showing POSSIBLE hourglass figure toward sick bastards.
c) Being a tad different than the ordinary.
d) Influence from Chi Qin.


Fact 3: Billy is to blame for getting me into liking metal

Blessed By A Broken Heart



Fact 4: Before setting my life's goal into being a cartoonist, I wanted to have a duo singing career with Yue Wen. That thought came to existence when I was....13? Then wiped away knowing that I stopped my piano at Grade 3 when I was 9 AND knowing my singing isn't as pro -_____- We wanted to be called Radioactivate back then [no offence Yue Wen, but actually it isn't as ear-catching =( ]



Fact 5: I don't want to go to Singapore, it's like a living nightmare to me. Torturous, caged, estranged from my hometown, outcasted, no freedom, just study study study, FUK MAN

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I tag anyone who wants to do this