Showing posts with label Petitions To Secede. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Petitions To Secede. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

My Reasons on Why Folks are Seceding from America


This secession foolishness is very telling of the folks in our country. These fools are signing up big time in Texas, Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee and North Carolina.

The reasons they claim are lies. I'm going to lay out their reasons, their true reasons.

  • They think the government is too big. Well, if they were that concerned, they wouldn't be voting for Romney or Ryan. They were supporting big government!
  • They are scared of the colored people! These folks are mostly bigots who want to keep people of color down. Seeing Obama re-election scared the hate in them and they realized that times are changing.
  • Educated folks are taking over.  More people are going to college and getting decent jobs. For some of these people, education is for snobs. Remember, Santorum's 'Obama's a Snob' statement? Well, they believe that mess and fear an educated mind.
  • The President is Black.
  • They want to be free bigots! They don't want to be told they're wrong for hating people of color and LGBT folks. They want to be with their own kind.
  • They realized that many people are not super-religious. So the snake in the apple tree story doesn't have the same effect anymore.
  • The men are afraid of women being independent, and these women enjoy being in the shadow of their men.
  • Oh, the President is Black.


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Viktor is a small town southern boy living in Los Angeles. You can find him on Twitter, writing about pop culture, politics, and comics. He’s the creator of the graphic novel StrangeLore and currently getting back into screenwriting.