Sheehan's Selective Recall Problem

Several days ago I wrote about Professional Grieving Mother Cindy Sheehan and her apparent difficulty remembering certain details of her meeting with the President last year.

I've been doing my diligence as a CITIZEN JOURNALIST and I've found some more of Sheehan's, er, "creative" recall of history:

The moral authority of women who marched with Martin Luther King, Jr. is absolute!

The moral authority of a woman who set herself on fire to protest the South Vietnamese government is absolute!

The moral authority of a woman who was forcibly deported to Cuba at the hands of the Imperial Federalist Government is absolute!

The moral authority of federal agents who forcibly deport children to Cuba is absolute!

The moral authority of giant mutant monsters from the sea that routinely trash Tokyo and battle, for example, Mothra, is absolute!

Update: The Therapist is all over the funny.