08 December 2011

Pappefying the truth

Remember professor Ilan Pappe, the deft revisionist of history? The one who until 2007 was creating a scandal after scandal in University of Heifa and then left, thank goodness, to fertilize the green lawns of University of Exeter?

Well, this is one leopard that will never change his shorts. His exquisite ability to lie in the face of incontrovertible proof is still his main asset. As is very well demonstrated by Marc Goldberg in his excellent post In Response to Ilan Pappe. Enjoy.

Oh, and if you happen to encounter this man:

don't take any nickels from him. They are proved to be wooden.

As for University of Exeter: no return of damaged goods after all these years. Finders keepers, in other words.

Yup! No reshpect for govurment!

I do make mistakes in headlines of the posts sometimes and each time it causes me some considerable anguish. Now imagine the suffering experienced by the author of this one:


Taken recently by my PDA camera. I was reminded of it by an excellent series of shots at Mick Hartley's place.

Oh, and it also reminds me of the eternally great:

Lindsay Lohan naked for Playboy

But not for this here blog. Instead, a Tufted Titmouse will do wonders for your blood pressure:


Watch it for five minutes and try not to blink.

07 December 2011

Israel's Mona Lisa Weapon

This is the heading that Steven Plaut gives the article I came across today on the elder of ziyon blog, where the elder had linked to an article in Yehdiot Ahronot, and in English to Steven Plaut. I know that the elder is one of the links provided by Snoopy et al, but that doesn't mean that you all do link to it, let alone most days. So here's one worth reading today.

It seems that Monalisa Abdo (yes, that really is her first name), an Israeli Arab of 19, has not only enlisted in the IDF, she has volunteered for an elite counter-terrorism unit. This entitles her to wear the famed red boots of such units. This marks them out (for the non-Israelis here) as "don't mess with me" types. As Steven Plaut notes (and this goes for me too) "no one would ever think of letting me even get near a pair of red combat boots." She is, according to the article, stationed in the Negev on anti-terrorist duty. Presumably, units like hers also look out for Sudanese Darfuris desperately trying to get into Israel to escape discrimination and appalling treatment further south. The news for us gets better (for anti-Zionists it gets worse), her older sister, Michelin, aged 21, is also joining up, and will serve in the same unit. Scary for self-same anti-Zionists. In Yehdiot Ahronot, Monalisa says ""Israeli Arabs need to serve in the Israeli military," she insists in the interview, "to give to the country and not just take." Israel is our country and we need to serve it, she believes." When asked why she has the first name she does, she says that her father gave it to her, so she would have have a name that made her walk tall and proud.

Can't get taller and prouder than an elite counter-terror unit in the IDF! Read the rest here (the elder also links to the original Hebrew article in Yehdiot Ahronot).

 Monalisa Abdo
 
By Brian Goldfarb.

On the fate of my set of matching suitcases

Yeah... I still remember them fondly:

Apparently they are stuck somewhere in Lebanon. And there is no negotiating with TWA anymore. I suspect that Hezballoons will demand an exorbitant sum for trucking them over...

Too bad.

Details.

06 December 2011

The left, the right and the Supreme Court

Warning: a long post ahead!

Preface

This post is a continuation of the post Be careful what you wish for, Yoel. The wave of legislative activism that provides rich background to the subject and is partly outlined in this post, doesn't seem to be abating. On the other hand, there are some new interesting articles on the topic.

In general, Israel's founding fathers and the heterogeneous population of the time have taken the need for democratic character of the state as granted. Possibly (I am not an historian) this was the chief reason* that the mechanisms of democratic institutions are oversimplified, basic and don't provide much in the way of protecting the democracy, since it's taken for granted anyway. Lack of constitution, unicameral parliament (that allows almost unchecked rule of unrestrained majority), insufficient separation of executive and legislative branches - all this technically is a source of potential trouble - if and when. The only clearly separated branch - the judiciary - was and still is the main watchdog** of democracy, monitoring both executive and legislative branches.

As a pinnacle of our judiciary, the Supreme Court has almost always been beyond reproach, standing fast on watch over both the government behavior and the undue friskiness of the Knesset as far as wild legislative ideas are concerned. Granted, sometimes this meant that Supreme Court has undertaken tasks beyond its initially designed mandate and this so called "judicial activism" angered many politicians*** over the years.

Our short memories: the power of perception

As we all have had time to learn, public memory is a short term mechanism, readily erasing the past in favor of the scoop on next front page of newspaper or on an Internet site. The case of the supposed Supreme Court left wing bias is another demonstration of this mechanism of forgetting. As it happened to be, since the watershed victory of Likud led by Menachem Begin in the 1977 elections,  the left had been at the helm only for a few short periods. By the nature of its duty, Supreme Court deals with (many) wrong-doings of the public offices of all kinds. Needless to say, a lot of cases put before the court end up in a ruling against the powers that be. Should I expand on how the situation is perceived? Clearly you understand that Supreme Court that so frequently rules against the right wing government is perceived as a left wing conspiracy...

In this regard, I advise you all to read the article The rightists' revenge by Hagai Segal. Short and succinct, it doesn't leave a shadow of a doubt about Supreme Court being used by both sides as a football in their unending game of offense and revenge. Much as the current ruling coalition feels the Supreme Court being a bone stuck in their collective throat, same sentiments were the burden of the leftist coalitions of the past. With one difference: at the time Supreme Court was reviled as the fortress of right wing ideology.

So what else is new, ladies and gentlemen? There is a built-in mechanism that defines the Supreme Court behavior:
The Supreme Court, sitting as the High Court of Justice, has several functions, including exercising judicial review over the various branches of government, and is empowered by the Basic Law: The Judiciary to “grant relief in the interests of justice.”

The High Court is a court of first instance for petitions against the legality of decisions made by state authorities, including local authorities, and can also rule on petitions that call into question the constitutionality of laws approved by Knesset.
Live with it.

And meanwhile...

The way many members of the ruling coalition are going about entering proposals for new outlandish and embarrassing laws, it looks like they don't believe in their personal political tomorrow and are frenetically trying to leave a trace, fishy smelling as it may be, on Israeli legislative landscape. Scant thought is given to the implications, including these that may in the future struck the current lawmakers themselves like a boomerang. An over-the-top article Goodbye, Israeli democracy by Asaf Gefen, while being too hysterical for my taste, offers a few satirical ideas, like the one regarding the Supreme Court candidates 'Hearing law':
Hence, we should not settle for a mere hearing consisting of questions and answers – a format that may, heaven forbid, deteriorate into actual discussion – but rather, adopt the much more appropriate format of Reality TV auditions. Supreme Court candidates would be asked to prepare a song, dance, or cook their favor dish, which they shall present to members of the Knesset panel. The panel would then rule who goes home and who shall continue with us to the next High Court of Justice case.
I am not sure about this format, but I wholeheartedly agree with his characterization of the proposed panel of MKs that will decide on the candidatures: "most of them would not even be hired as soccer referees," he say. One thing for sure - some of them will experience the wrath of courts on their own hide sooner or later, to become another subject of a criminal trial procedure and, eventually, jailbirds, as is the way of many a politico in our country...

Ehehe... now judge by yourself: do we or don't we need an alert and proactive Supreme Court in a country where an MK tries to push through an initiative like this one:
MK Ze’ev had suggested that the Minister of Interior issue regulations which stipulate that Katzav's house is a prison in order to prevent a situation in which a former president is imprisoned.
Meaning that, if the surreal idea is accepted, a convicted rapist will receive a "get out of jail" card just because he served in an important public role? The learned MK doesn't care what it does to the law and order in the country, never mind to our basic perception of justice.

And, meanwhile, our democracy isn't doing so good. Being number 37 on the list and defined as "flawed democracy" as well isn't such a hot position, I dare say. Not to mention (again) that corruption index (see remark ***).

The unbearable lightness of legislation

A good example of a destructive romance with the legislative mechanisms is MK Danny "Israel is too democratic" Danon. His mental processes, being exceedingly simple for natural reasons, suffer from a two steps limitation, again due to same natural reasons. Step 1: there is a problem. Step 2: create a law that resolves it. The laws that Mr Danon submits are very simple too (I shall refrain from using the word "stupid"). Here are a few samples of his "activism":
  • Somebody (not Mr Danon) pushes through a bill that limits foreign donations to local NGOs. The bill is expected to meet with fierce resistance, partly from same NGOs. Danny has to solve this issue, so he says "no problems, folks" and submits a bill that will prevent the NGOs from appealing to Supreme Court.
  • Some retired high level government employees (see the case of ex-Mossad chief, Meir Dagan) are too vocal in their criticism of our government? No worries, here comes MK Danon with a new law: "The law will require a year of media silence on all security matters, to contribute to the security integrity of Israel." What the heck is "security integrity", by the way?
  • Some people (in Israel and without) demand some kind of a peace agreement with Palestinians, no matter how close to impossible the idea is? Are you disturbed by these voices? Don't fret, here comes Danny Danon: "Deputy Knesset Speaker MK Danny Danon will formally propose a law Monday that would make Israel sovereign over Judea and Samaria." Ain't our Danny cool?
  • Israel is from time to time pardoning terrorists (unfortunately). Said terrorists frequently return to their preferred line of business, terrorism. Consider this not to be a problem anymore, cause MK Danon is ready with a bill that will rescind the pardons. We have to catch the terrorists first? No worries, here is a bill that will order them to check in...
  • Some (not very nice, I agree) people in Israel support some other not very nice people who boycott (or call to boycott) Israel? Consider it solved, here comes Danny with a bill that will punish the vermin...
  • Obesity issue? You can forget it, Danny has the solution: a bill that will forbid displaying sweets at the checkout counter.
And more, and more - MK Danon is a veritable fountain**** of legislative initiatives. Mostly stupid deranged and mostly unnecessary, since in many cases we have laws in place to deal with the issues he attacks. But a lot of them causing damage - both internal and external. And this is just one member of Knesset...

(A headline Stopping 'superbugs' in their tracks just caught my attention. "Scientists and researchers must quickly develop new strategies to prevent the spread of antibiotic resistant 'superbugs.'", says the lede. Maybe Danny Danon could squeeze a new law into his busy schedule, you know, one where he forbids the superbugs by the powers of his lawmaking?)

Now do you still think that Supreme Court shouldn't be involved with this gushing fountain?

OK, and how about Bibi?

Bibi's stance on the whole business of legislative piracy is equivocal.  On one hand, he is straightjacketed by his colorful (to say the least) coalition, many members of which could easily outshine even the above mentioned Danny Danon. And frequently do so.

On the other hand (and I am saying it with a sizable grain of salt), he seems to understand the problem caused by the overly zealous (or overly mad) MKs trying to curb the powers of judiciary.
Channeling Menachem Begin’s famous words that “there are judges in Jerusalem,” Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu related on Tuesday to the current controversies surrounding the Supreme Court by saying “there will be independent judges in Jerusalem.”

Netanyahu, speaking to a convention of state attorneys in Eilat, pledged to “protect the independence of the courts, which is a necessary condition to our existence here. This is no less important than security or economics.”
Not to be passed over: on the way to the conference room, Bibi got stuck in an elevator for half an hour or so (article in Hebrew). So who knows - it could have been a result of a shock?

In this regard I have to mention an exceptional (for Haaretz) article by By Yehuda Ben Meir, concluded by the following statement:
I believe that Benjamin Netanyahu is, indeed, a democrat. He will be tested by his determined stand against the murky wave of those Knesset members who "want to rule."
What can I say? Unless Bibi is more concerned with the international image and says what he says for external consumption, rather than really acting on his words, we may still hope that he will recall the Knesset attack dogs. And as soon as possible too.

Conclusion

Our judiciary in general and Supreme Court in particular are the backbone of our democracy and the only truly independent institution guarding it (the democracy) from being deformed and corrupted by various forces busily digging under its foundations - both from the left and from the right. Attacking the court for doing its job the best way it is able to is extremely unwise. Telling the Supreme Court how to do its job requires not only the power to pass cheap legislation, granted to MKs by the democracy they are frequently abusing by such legislation. It requires some moral fiber and mental abilities coupled with understanding of the law that, unfortunately, many of our elected parliamentarians simply don't possess.

And no less important: the issue is not to be confined to the incessant left vs right brawls. We all must do anything to protect the judiciary from becoming a punching bag for our politicos. We'll sell our future down the river if it happens. Independence of the courts is indeed "a necessary condition to our existence here".

And I would go wrong without pointing to a totally different opinion: Supreme Court is danger to Israeli democracy by David Eliezrie, president of the Rabbinical Council of Orange County (California). Oh well...

 *****


(*) That and the ingrained Russian/East European habit of not worrying too much about tomorrow's problems. "יהיה בסדר" - "ihye beseder" - "everything will be fine" - is, after all, the most frequently used Israeli idiom.

(**) Sorry, it is not the so called "free press", which in our case became a bailiwick of a very few tycoons' families.

(***) And not only politicians, but some eminent law experts, like Daniel Friedmann. Prof. Friedmann looks at the whole picture as at a detached exercise performed in the ideal political structure, disregarding, I am afraid, the sordid reality of the state that once again got lower on the scale of the global corruption index:
Israel has fallen to 36th place in Transparency International's 2011 Corruption Perceptions Index, tying with St. Vincent and the Grenadines, down from 30th place in 2010 and its lowest-ever ranking since it was first included in the index. This year's index covered 183 countries. Israel's score fell from 6.1 points in 2010 to 5.8 points in 2011.
This sad fact doesn't seem to bother our executive and legislative branches too much...

(****) Here I can't avoid quoting the famous words of the Russian Kozma Prutkov: "If you have a fountain - plug it, let the fountain rest too."

05 December 2011

About our damn table manners

It is with a sense of increasing wonder that I have been reading the CNN story where U.S. Defense Secretary urges Israel to get back to the [damn] table. It was my damn understanding that the damn table was offered to our damn partners for more than two damn years, with or without damn freeze on the damn settlements, and damn me if I understand what damn Mr Panetta expects the damn Israel to do right damn now. Short of getting up onto that table and performing an enticing belly dance, of course, which measure may be the last ditch effort to get our partners closer.

As for this:

Panetta said Israel could "reach out and mend fences" with countries such as Turkey, Egypt and Jordan, countries he said share an interest in stability in the Middle East.
I know that we are currently doing more than just mending fences with Egypt - we are even building a damn long brand new fence on Egyptian border, fully expecting that with the soon-to-come brand new government of Egypt, full of fundies that don't recognize Israel and want to rescind the peace treaty, we shall need that fence and much more on that damn border.

Re Turkey: it shouldn't take a person of such extensive experience in intelligence as Mr Panetta (three years or so as a lieutenant in that oxymoron called Military Intelligence and more than two years as CIA chief) to know that the current PM of that country is hell bent to destroy the last vestige of normal relationships with Israel and that he planned this from his day one in the office. No matter how many "gestures" we make at Turkey and how extravagant these gestures are, Mr Erdogan has chosen his course long ago and isn't going to change it anytime soon.
"If the gestures are rebuked, the world will see those rebukes for what they are -- and Israel's moral standing will grow even higher. And that is why Israel should pursue them," Panetta said.
While being quite straightforward with that damn table, Mr Panetta has chosen a roundabout way of conveying this part of his message. Let me see: if Bibi (for example) travels all over our neighboring capitals and allows each local chief to publicly deliver a swift kick or five at his posterior - will it raise our damn moral standing high enough? Just asking...

Well, I know that the answers to my confusion are not coming anytime soon, so I shall just display that confusion image for now:



P.S. There is at least one positive outcome from reading this damn CNN article: I now have a permanent frustration image for future use:

Yup.

Cross-posted on Yourish.com

Ministry of Immigrant Absorption presents...



Before you get pissed off and cry "Antisemitism!", check out this article and the attached clips...

04 December 2011

Rosenberg vs the man with a gun

Primo Levi once said:

When a man with a gun says he's going to kill you, believe him.
Well, MJ Ronsenberg doesn't. Believe, that is. On the contrary, in his recent article in the Huffington Post, he's trying to convince the rest of the world not to believe these words, using a rather unorthodox mix of arguments.

Of course, true to his own obsessions, he begins by attacking AIPAC over something that they didn't do:
The drums of war with Iran will be beating loudly in the three months leading up to AIPAC's policy conference early next March.
I almost expected to spot a picture of Michael J. Fox, maybe a short video clip with a promo for the next generation of "Back to the future" movies.

Rosenberg then goes on to his next favorite target:
As I noted in a column a few weeks ago, the Iran war claque is comprised almost entirely of neoconservatives/right-wing "pro-Israel" activists and opinion leaders (from AIPAC and its associated organizations) joined by politicians seeking campaign contributions.
For a politician, being an Iran hawk can be very lucrative while favoring diplomacy is a sure ticket to AIPAC purgatory.
Because, you know, this is all about groveling to the right-wing Jewish lobby. It has nothing to do whatsoever with Iran celebrating a "Death to America Day". It's class warfare. Iran is nothing but the providential instrument fate provided to show us all the light at the far-left, AIPAC-free end of the tunnel. An aside thought: isn't "favoring diplomacy" what recently brought an attack on the British embassy in Tehran?

And again this very tired argument about Netanyahu and his right-wing government bringing disaster upon Israel:
Every major Israeli city is within range of Hezbollah's missiles and it has tens of thousands of them. How many innocent Israelis would die in a missile onslaught produced by Netanyahu and Barak's obsession with maintaining Israeli hegemony? How many is it worth?
May I respectfully remind Mr. Rosenberg that the last missile onslaught with Hezbollah's signature on it has occurred  not so long ago during the reign of the left-wing government led by Olmert?

As if making the Iranian problem a left-wing versus right-wing issue wasn't surrealistic enough, Rosenberg goes on to throw the rest of the blame on...well, Jews. He links to a post by Gary Kamiya on Salon with the not so subtle title The boys who cried "Holocaust".
The Holocaust mind-set has led Israel into self-destructive policies. And its promiscuous invocation has helped ensure that Israel maintains a stranglehold over America’s Mideast policy. That stranglehold has always been harmful to America, but it is now actually dangerous.
If one wishes to follow this line of thought (though I can't imagine why), one is bound to come to the conclusion that the real threat is not Iran's aggressive pursuit of nuclear weapons or long range missiles. Nope. It's Jews' will to live, you see, that threatens innocent Americans. Kamiya completely ignores the simple fact that the antisemitism that led to the Holocaust is flourishing in the Muslim world maybe even more than in nazi Germany then. Wouldn't the same cause be likely to produce the same results?

But the brightest gem is yet to come:
I have been reading Israel’s best newspaper, Ha’aretz, for more than 10 years, and I have never seen a possible war with Iran taken so seriously by its journalists.
Right. More than ten years of Ha'aretz might be too much even for the best of us.

Journalists like Rosenberg and Kamiya are in fact using the Iranian issue as choice weapon in their petty quarrels, while Iran is building an arsenal of real weapons. I'm not an apologist for a war with Iran - for any war actually, I leave that to politicians - but burying one's head in ideological sand isn't going to make the problem go away, is it?

In light of the widespread controversy on this subject, it would be fair to ask Iranians what do they think of their country being attacked by western powers:
Even though we have been wronged by the West, as with the CIA-backed coup against Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh in 1953, we have gotten over our grudge, especially after 30 years of indigenous rule have shown that sometimes homegrown tyranny is worse than "imported influence."

To understand the new generation of Iranians and this new sentiment toward the West, one must shed the grammar of the traditional left, something that many of us who eagerly took part in the 1979 Revolution find hard. But post-Islamist Iranians no longer see the West or Americans as their enemies. Having had anti-Americanism and anti-Zionism shoved down their throats, they have come to love Israel and the United States.
Not quite what the likes of Rosenberg and Kamiya would have expected, I reckon. Unlike them, I believe the man with the gun when he says he wants to kill me:

Veena Malik nude uncensored pictures

Yeah, sure, I know who you are. Do you really expect to find this smut here? Instead you get a nice relaxing picture of a blue heron taking off. Fuzzy enough to calm you down, I hope:


Take it easy. And there is something else to make you think positive thoughts: this pair of headlines from Fox:
Does it mean that Taliban is split on the question of beauty of the nude model? Hmm...

03 December 2011

The EU is broke, but not so broke it can't give more money to the PA

I'm sorry to keep posting items here, people, because I'm sure there are plenty of other things to read, but I just couldn't resist this one: "Amidst Europe’s worst economic crisis in recent memory, the European Parliament (EP) has just decided to raise Europe’s aid to the Palestinians by €100 million - 30 percent more than previous years." The rest of the article, written by Emanuele Ottolenghi and Jonathan Schanzer, can be found here:

Austerity for Europe - Increased EU aid for Palestinians

By Brian Goldfarb.

RJC faces anger from Ron Paul fans over forum exclusion

The news is interesting:

Supporters of presidential candidate Ron Paul deluged the Republican Jewish Coalition's phone lines with complaints after the RJC revealed this morning that it declined to invite Paul to its presidential candidates' forum next week.
Finally some people are waking up.

Read the few foaming comments to this article.

02 December 2011

The Council Has Spoken!

Council Winners

Non-Council Winners

Oh Debka, Debka... or Debka in frenzy again

From time to time Debka raises the pitch of its drum beating. Lately its demeanor get to the level of these whirling dervishes (but with somewhat stronger fervor). Here are Debka's latest headlines:

Katyusha fire on Israel was Syrian warning. Turkey ready for any scenario.

US, Israeli covert wars turn the screw on Iran and Syria

Arab sanctions find Syria's 7 neighbors on alert. Russian missiles for Assad

US carrier strike force enters Syrian waters. Russian carrier en route

And, for dessert:

A Secret Saudi Nuclear Program

I am already digging a hole for a nuke shelter in my backyard. You should too.

On the other hand, I do understand Debka's approach. If you consistently and daily predict an Armageddon tomorrow, one of these days you just might hit the jackpot...

01 December 2011

The Guardian's poor popy/caste show

Oops, sorry, it's "copy/paste", of course. But well, what is allowed to the bull... anyway, the fates guided me to a piece titled Israeli government press adviser quits by Roy Greenslade, a professor of journalism at City University, who also was editor of the Daily Mirror from 1990-91. First of all, for the sake of full disclosure: it says at the bottom of the article: "Source: Ha'aretz". Indeed the source is an Haaretz' article Israel's government press adviser quits over eroding journalistic freedom.

Then some strange things start to happen. There is not a single original sentence in prof. Greenslade's piece - everything there is a copy/paste with slight changes here and there. One would expect from a blogger (the e-space occupied by the author is defined as blog) to use information from media or any other source for a learned (or otherwise) commentary or, at least, a snarky one-liner. Not so.

And prof. Greenslade didn't even try to check the facts, being busy with that slavish copy/pasting. To start with, Eva Berger is not a "government press adviser", as is wrongly stated in Haaretz headline - but Haaretz at least corrects this impression in the first sentence: Eva Berger is "a member of the Government Press Office's advisory council", which is a totally different job.

And most funny, striving to make his piece at least somewhat different from the original, prof. Greenslade modified some statements in a way that makes them factually wrong. Compare this from Haaretz:

The GPO issues press passes and determines who is eligible to receive them.
with this from prof. Greenslade:
The council issues press passes and thereby determines who is eligible to receive them.
Well, the council is an advisory team for GPO that doesn't issue any passes, but one has to make one's text different, at least a bit.

A blogger, of course, isn't required by law to be 100% precise, unless we are talking a libel situation, which is not the case here. But a professor of journalism doing such a poor job? Skewing (granted, unwittingly) information, without sharing with us even a tiny morsel of his personal wisdom and presenting the botched result as a blog post?

Whatever. There are reasons to be concerned about the freedom of press here indeed, and GPO (in my opinion) is a rotten gang that should be dispersed to four corners of the world. But this attempt to poke a stick into Israeli government's eye is a model of failure.

Because the stick is too cheap.