In news from France today, it does turn out that French 88-year-olds can not only get frisky in a weird way, but that anything can indeed be a sex toy if you're brave or crazy enough.
Fox 10: Hospital evacuated over elderly man with explosive lodged in his rectum
A French hospital was reportedly evacuated after an 88-year-old arrived with an artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
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The French publication Var-Matin reported the elderly man had a World War I artillery shell partially inside him.
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The shell was about eight inches long and two inches wide.
Not to sure what his explanation will be, perhaps confusing the artillery shell with the nearby bidet perhaps?
Well, the shell was older than he was, so at least there were no age of consent issues involved. The shell was successfully removed and defused if not defunked.
Verily, some people may love artillery just a little too much.
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A man I worked with, his wife was a nurse, and took care of the babies that were born at the local hospital. But she also worked the ER for quite a while before that. Some of the stories that he told us about the things that people came in stuck where they were not meant to be stuck, apparently as objects of passion, were both impressive and scary.
Like they always say, never doubt the ability of humans to do something stupider than what you can imagine.
pigpen51: Yep, the potential of stupidity is apparently limitless, and does tend to hurt. I half expect that this French fellow wanted to go out with a bang so to speak.
off all the things youcould use......why on earth would you choose an artillry shell?
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