On The Rocks

Happy Sunday to everyone! 

Haircuts: The Difference Between Men and Women

Women's version:

Woman 1 : Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2 : Do you really think so? I wasn't sure when the hair stylist gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy-looking?

Woman 1 : Oh no, it's perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff, I think.

Woman 2 : Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts -- that would look so cute, I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1 : Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take the attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 2 : Are you kidding? I know so many girls who love to have your shoulders. Everyhing drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms -- see how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men's version:

Man 1 : Haircut?

Man 2 : Yeah.

A Friday Meme on a Sunday

Since I have already done this week's edition of
Sunday Stealing: The 6 Ws Meme
in an earlier post, I decided to do The Dating Profiles Meme which I missed last Friday.

This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles.

The Dating Profiles Meme: Pride and Joy

1. My pride and joy is my cat Spike.

I wonder if the feeling is mutual...


2. I run, do pilates, zumba, and can dance anywhere.

inhale... exhale... now hold that breath... hold it... hold it still...


3. I'm into to going to Home Depot for house projects that I think I can master but never do.

don't MEN ALWAYS never do???!!!



4. I joined this dating site to meet new people and see what happens!




5. I was married for 5 years from 1990 to 1995. We had a nasty divorce but now are the best of friends.

probably the best decision she ever made in her life...



6. I'm looking forward to a meeting of the minds, to fun and arm wrestling.



7. My match would be someone who is emotionally available. One that believes 1+1=Love.


8. I wanted to win my son when we play video games together, back then he was 14 years old, and I did practice while he is not at home, but was never able to win him.




9. How do you sum up a full life into a little box without sounding like everyone else?



10. There are as many ways of falling in love as there are snowflakes in a snowstorm.