Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts

Friday, May 13, 2011

Goat pornography found at Bin Laden compound

Bin laden had an "extensive" collection of kinky goat porn....MUAHAHAHAHA Yahoo! NEws

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.[...]

Three other U.S. officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases.

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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Microsoft Software Prank with alarm

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Friday, April 30, 2010

Afghanistan goes Gaga

Now for something light, a couple of US soldiers stationed in Afghanistan have made a remake of LAdy Gaga's Telephone video.

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Arab ambassador calls for divorce after discovering veiled wife has beard and crossed eyes

An Arab ambassador was 'absolutely horrified' when he learned on his wedding night that his wife had a beard and is crossed eyed. He was unable to discover this earlier because she was always covered in a burqa.

Probably a close relative of Joey Khattab's wife.
Daily Mail

An Arab ambassador called for an instant divorce after discovering his veil-wearing fiancée had a beard and was cross-eyed, it emerged today.

The would-be bride had hidden her face behind a Muslim niqab throughout their short courtship, meaning the diplomat had no idea what she looked like.

But as soon as the marriage was contract was signed in Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates, he tried to kiss her, before coming face-to-face with her hairy face and strange squint.

‘He was absolutely horrified,’ said a wedding guest.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

How to clean a moving sidewalk in China

I dunno but this made me laugh

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Charles Johnson caught with 44 lizards stuffed down pants at airport

Heh. San Fransisco Gate

A German man who stuffed 44 small lizards into his underwear before trying to board a flight has been sentenced to prison in New Zealand for plundering the country's protected species.

Hans Kurt Kubus, 58, will spend 14 weeks behind bars and must pay a 5,000 New Zealand dollar ($3,540) fine before being deported to Germany as soon as he is released, District Court Judge Colin Doherty ruled onTuesday.

Kubus was caught by wildlife officials at Christchurch International Airport on South Island in December, about to board an overseas flight with 44 geckos and skinks in a hand-sewn package concealed in his underwear.

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Friday, January 15, 2010

Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under weight of dieters

LOL Telegraph

As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in Växjö, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble, according to a report in The Local, Sweden's English-language newspaper.

"We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air.

"The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls," one Weight Watchers participant told the Smålandsposten newspaper.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Frank Sinatra - Strangers on my flight


Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packin'.
Wonderin' if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.


Click on the pic to listen to the song

H/T: Miroslaw

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

SNL - Tiger Woods

This video made me LOL..especially the guy doing Wolf Blizter.

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Mohammed brand condomns



From Theo Spark

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Rosie O'Donnell thought she had a chance with Angelina Jolie

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!ONE!!1!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA11!!1

ROFLMAO!!111!

From UK E online

H/T: Howie

The talk-show icon blabbed to Howard Stern on Sirius XM radio about a time before she was married to Kelli Carpenter and Angelina had tied the knot with Billy Bob Thornton. A romance, she claimed, was a-bloomin'.
"She gave me her phone number," Rosie said. "We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through."
Fear got the best of Rosie and she wasn't able to seal the deal.
Uh huh, I'm sure that's what prevented the relationship from blooming.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Obama to negotiate with wildfire


Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire


H/T: Theospark

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Saturday, October 10, 2009

New al Qaida training video: How to make a butt bomb



H/T: Barbarossa

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Ahmadinejad's Gmail inbox

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Terrorist leader threatens to sue Bruno

Because the interview "mislabels" Ayman Abu Aita as a terrorist leader and Aita had no idea that Bruno was gay.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Seriously, you can't make this stuff up. World Net Daily

Ayman Abu Aita, who is labeled in the movie as a "terrorist group leader," said he was shocked when he learned five days ago the film depicts a homosexual character and contains scenes including full frontal male nudity and graphic homosexual fetish sex.[...]

Aita is a representative of Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah party to the West Bank town of Beit Sahor, which is a satellite of Bethlehem. Aita also is a board member of the Holy Land Trust, a nongovernmental organization promoting Palestinian rights and commitment to nonviolence.
More like a nongovernmental organization committed to dishing out cash to pro-terrorist groups.
Aita served in the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades from 2000 until 2003, after which he did a two year stint in Israeli prison on accusations he was involved in shootings against Israeli soldiers operating in Bethlehem. Still, according to Israeli security sources speaking to WND, Aita, while a member of the Brigades, once worked with Jewish state officials to return two Israeli reserve soldiers who had gotten lost in Bethlehem.[...]

Asked if he thought anything was unusual about the way Baron Cohen acted or dressed during the interview, Aita replied, "No. He behaved very normally."

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Your King OBL looks like a dirty wizard or a homeless Santa Claus

LULZ

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

MExican Sledge Hammer



H/T: Airedale

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Al Qaida kidnaps Obama's teleprompter


When asked about the kidnapping of the teleprompter, President Obama was speechless. H/T: Newbie

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Friday, May 15, 2009

New Army Combat Uniform?



Here's the story to the pic.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Achoo!

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