A man in a banana costume snatched a bunch of gorillas from a primate shop in
Jane Monkey, 110, the shop owner—although mummified and scared of bananas—gave chase, but slipped on a gorilla skin.
Monkey maybe because she’d just downed a bottle of Jack Daniels and formaldehyde, believed she was chasing a rogue gorilla peel.
“I didn’t realize it was a banana at first. All I saw was something big, yellow and hairy,” she told the Phony News Post. “I tried to drive it away with my Apache helicopter gunship, which I keep for exactly this kind of emergency, but I flubbed it.”
She was treated for shock and discharged to reduce her voltage.
Police spokesman, Bob Cop, said the man in the banana suit, who was not identified, was hired by prosthetic banana company to stage the prank.
After the incident, police questioned the company’s manager but made no arrests, banana splits, gorilla splits or even banana peelers.
The Chinese-language daily newspaper quoted the company’s manager, as saying something in Chinese. When translated, it turned out he was ordering Gorilla Fried rice, or, as he called it, “Number 34.”
Many Chinese listen to ghosts and also believe what they say, if the statements are properly notarized at US Embassies.
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When translated, it turned out he was ordering Gorilla Fried rice, or, as he called it, “Number 34.”
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