Definitions I dredged up from my old writings

I guess you can augment your ignorance and confusion with these definitions; personally, I've already become as dumb and mixed-up and I need and want. If you haven't yet, read on!

Befuddle puddle — results of a leak that you're too mixed-up to plug.

Bi-polar - Obviously, the adjective applied to creatures you find at both extremes of the earth, while it's still here

Breezaire — a bra made of very holey lace

Camelflauge — a camel in hard-to-see garb

Carefool - someone so cautious, they’re ridiculous

Cashtration - hacking off a man’s supply of ready funds

Charmadillo - an enchanting plated rodent

Bedsty - where teenage boys sleep

Blurfume - supposedly attractive scent so strong when you whiff it you can't see straight

Boobie parlor - breast-augmentation facility

Booty parlor - infants’ shoe shop

Broomerang - cleaning weapon to which you can't say a definitive good-bye