Quote of the Day

"How The South Won The Civil War Spin - Dick Morris TV: History Video!"

Dick Morris, on Twitter.

Apparently, Morris is trying to reach the white supremist demographic.

News Flash: Dick Morris Was Wrong

Dick Morris admits to Piers Morgan that he was wrong about saying Mitt Romney would win the election.

Morris: "I was wrong at the top of my lungs."

You don't say.

Why We Need Campaign Finance Reform

So people like Dick Morris can't keep running their scams.

Quote of the Day

"As bad news piles up for the Democrats, I asked a top Democratic strategist if it were possible that President Obama might 'pull a Lyndon Johnson' and soberly face the cameras, telling America that he has decided that the demands of partisan politics are interfering with his efforts to right our economy and that he has decided to withdraw to devote full time to our recovery. His answer: 'Yes. It’s possible. If things continue as they are and have not turned around by January, it is certainly possible.'"

Dick Morris, reporting in September of 2011 that President Obama won't run for a second term.

The Democratic strategists Morris talks to have one thing in common with Thomas Friedman's cab drivers. Neither exists.

Dick Morris At Mind Control Conference

I never turn down a chance to mock Dick Morris. The world's worst pollster appeared via video at Republican Majority Leader of the Georgia State Senate, Chip Rogers', and conspiracy theorist Field Searcy's conference on how President Obama was going to use mind control. Apparently, Rogers and Searcy believe Obama is going to use the United Nation's Agenda 21 to unleash mind control on the masses.

Searcy explains how this plan would work.

“The Delphi technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a mind-control technique,” the conservative activist insisted. “It’s also known as ‘consensive process.’ But basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the illusion of being open to public input.”

One slide presented at the meeting compared Obama’s alleged plot to “Stalin’s Five Year Plan” and “Mao Tse Tung’s Great Leap Forward.”

If this doesn't make sense it is because it is utter nonsense. Searcy also believe that Obama's birth certificate isn't real. The fact that people like Searcy are welcomed by elected Republicans like Rogers tells you how far off the deep end the GOP has gone.

Dick Morris Declares A Winner

You will be shocked to learn that Dick Morris declared Mitt Romney the winner of last night's debate.

"It seals his momentum and will lead to a big win."

In other news: Dick Morris declares Enron stock hot and that the Chicago Cubs will win the World Series this year.

Storytime With Dick Morris

I still can't believe that Dick Morris has a children's book.

Our new children’s book, Dubs Runs for President, comes out on September 10th. Follow our golden retriever puppy as he navigates his race for president. Teach your children and grandchildren about this election season as Dubs campaigns in Iowa, goes to the convention, and bests Felix the Cat, his opponent, in debate. It’s great fun and it’s a terrific way to teach your children about democracy.

You may recall that Dubs was the star of our last children’s book Dubs Goes to Washington. His last book was so popular and he learned so much about our nation’s greatness that he’s decided to run for President.

When I think of wholesome family entertainment, Dick Morris is the first name that comes to mind. You can purchase "Dubs Runs For President" on Amazon.com.

Dick Morris Predictions

Dick Morris predicts that Mitt Romney will win big. Never mind that that Romney is sinking in the polls and his campaign has become a disaster. It amazes me that Morris with his history of being wrong and his scandal-plagued past can still be a paid pundit.

Dick Morris the Heel

Disgraced political consultant Dick Morris spoke at Volusia County's Republican Executive Committee Lincoln Dinner. Morris ranted this over-the-top nonsense.

He took his time speaking to the crowd, referring to President Barack Obama as "the most evil president we've had to defeat" and promising Gingrich "could mop the floor with Barack Obama in a debate."

"He could run rings around him," Morris said, "and he doesn't need a teleprompter to do that."

It is nice to see Morris giving a shout out to his fellow disgraced sex scandal compatriot Newt Gingrich. What I find fascinating is the Republican base love hearing their leaders speak like professional wrestler Randy "Macho Man" Savage.



I think it would have been hysterical when "could mop the floor with Barack Obama" and "the most evil president" tirades that if someone asked Morris during the Q and A a question about agriculture subsidies or what financial mechanisms the World Bank should use to set up AIDs prevention funding for Africa. Morris does his crazy rants against Democrats and gets paid well by Fox News and (less well by) Newsmax. People don't pay Morris to talk because he is smart. Morris predicted Rick Lazio would beat Hillary Clinton in the 2000 Senate race.

Go to 2:35 of the video below and see Morris go into a professional wrestler-like tear into Alan Colmes. Morris is the media pundit version of a heel. I see absolutely no difference between Morris and Randy Savage.

Quote of the Day

"Maybe they don't come home. Maybe they go to North Korea and live with the consequences of their decision to go there. The point is you don't give a rogue state like North Korea the opportunity to rehabilitate it's image globally simply to get two reporters out of jail and give the former President, the current President and the Sec. of State of photo-op."

Dick Morris

Morris would rather see the Clintons do poorly than two imprisoned journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee come home. Mooris prefers a foreign policy that has achieved nothing during the Bush years over results. This is petty. Morris has thrown his credibility out the window. This pathetic man can not and will never get over being fired by the Clintons.

Morris is heartless enough to deny Ling and Lee a reunion with their families. Ling and Lee would have been sentenced to a labor camp, if not diplomatic introvention.


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Someone Please Youtube Dick Morris

Disgraced political consultant Dick Morris is coming to speak Pinellas County Republican Party fundraiser. Someone please video Morris and post the comical highlights on Youtube.

Morris declared Sarah Palin the winner of the Vice-Presidential debate and compared her to Reagan. The CNN, CBS, and Fox News polls declared Joe Biden the winner. Morris also predicted Rick Lazio would beat Hillary Clinton, in the 2000 New York Senate race, by double digit figures. Clinton crushed Lazio by 12 percent.



Someone please Youtube Morris' Pinellas visit.