Haz yoos awll hadd a grayte weekernd?! I fink we hadd a veriii wunderful gueeest own ma poshty on sattirday fur ma Satturday Sweeties Compertishun, wiv mister Zacky boyy n his eddibell shnowballs!
Butt todaiy is nutt Saturday Sweetiee Day, no noo noo! Eeetz trroo, today iz da day I iz gowin too tell yoo awll abouwt howz grayte ma weekernd was last week! Everntchyooly! heehee! Iz been gowin own n own abowt eet but has nutt had the chancey to posht awll ma photors, i feer eet will nowz be an antircliymax! Yoo see ma mummer handerd in tha seund owf her thfree assignermints tooday! YEAH! so now i can do ma posht befurr she crakks own wiv her third n fiynall wun, whitch id dyoo on Wednersdaiy!! YEAH! We carnt waiyt! HEEHEE!
heehee! Butt, no da fotos are pretty and very niyce, kus mosht owf dem arr owf me! heehee! Iz do havv morre to show yooz butt I iz gowin to yoose them fur dis munths Skavingir hunt, kus I did that whin Iz was awaiy too! But I has fthree morr piktyoors to takke fur that, then I will those piktyoors upp later in da munth! heehee!
Bakk to ma mini-triip...
Soo, da Fursday befurs lasht, ma mummer was liyke:
"aaaah I iz soo stresserd, I haz soo mutch wurk to dooo!!"
n ma dadder was like:
"woodint it be loverly to go somewherr awwaiy frum homme fur a cuppel owf dayz?"
N i sayz:
"guyz eetz okay, i haz been browsin da tinternet, kus Iz got ad feelin dat yoos wood wunt go sumwher niyce this weekerd, n i has found this grayte playce own da uther siyde of da cairngorms!!"
N that waz da end of da convirsation, n we bookid it, n packked our bags n gott reddy to go! heehee! Eetz troo!!! Simples!!!! heehee!
Dis is wherr's a chosee fur us too shtay:
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| Riyte in da middel owf Scottland! |
Anyways, dis is me shtandin waiytin by da bakdoor wiv ma baggy awll pakkd kus I was reddy furst:
This iz me jupern abowt liyke a lunatic at mummer's feeties kus I was terrorfried dat they wood furget to PACK MEEE into da bakk owf da carr, evin tho I waz da wun whoo had fouwnd us da niyce cottarge own da tinterwebnet! eetz troo!
Eetz ookayz tho kus they remimberd to bring ma!!! Dis neykst photor is mee pakkd into da bakk owf car!! heehee! Daddder sayz Iz dus nutt travell well, iz dunno eksaktly whot he meens, butt itz probaberly sumthin to do wiv da fakt dat I cry n shtandd up da whoole tiyme if I cann see owtta a da windoow! Ergo, dadder creaytid da CAGE-COSIE (paternts pendin!!) Eet is ma pink spottery blankey pegged to da top owf ma cagey n it flaps oveit so dat Iz dus nutt have to see outside, n I can shpend da whoolle jurney couwntin da shpots... I has neevir gotten pasht severnteen so far, then Iz always loose cownt n shtart again! Eetz troo! heehee!
Mummer n dadder sayd we knewwd we was gettin closee when we shtarted to seesights liyke dis:
I nodded in aggreeemint, fo sekritly I had NO CLUUUEE what dey was talkerin abowwt, I onli seed dat vyoo fur da first tiyme now, alls I coold see was:
Heehee, welll I lie, I iz a doggery, so it was morr liyke this:
And diss was ower cottarge:
EEet was cawlled Elm Cottarge n eet is jusht sowth owf a placey cawlled Newtonmore at da Wesht side owf da Cairngorms!
Dis was da vyoo from da bakk garden:
Ma dadder cawwt so mutch own ouwr holerday, I iz fished owt!! He musht havv cawwt 14 brown trouwts, 9 haddorcks, 7 bass'es, 3 electrikk eels and hammirhead shark - givv owr tayke a cuppel fishies... heeheehee... eetz troooo kus I wazz therrr n see'd it awll:
WHAAAT?! Dus thees byootifurl n delicayte facey look liyke tha facey owf a fibber!?:
Mooving onn.... heehee...
I had a root abowtt da grownds owf wherre we's bee livin own ower holderdays! N' I'z fownd a littel encloserd bit dat doggeries can run abowt it, dis was GRAYTE, becus I iz nutt allowed owff ma leedy unless eet iz 100% sayfe fur me to go runnin! heehee! Firsht I had to checkk da perimiter fur gaps:
Mosht owf it was Posie proof, except wun bitt at da bottom butt dadder shtood there n shooed me away whenn I got too clowse, so eet was perfekt! YEAH! So, I cood run abowt fur hors n days n weeks, see:
After 43 weeks playern in da oppin aiyr, eet gott colld so mummer saiyd I had to comme insiyde n see whatt was maykin da howsey so cosie, LOOK doggers, FIRE:
Ma mummer had liyted the wood burnir, eet mayde da whoooe coottarge so niyce n hott n cosy! eet was grayte!! (if yoo pardon da pun, heehee!) Eet waz niyce n warm n reelaxin fur ma mummer to sit wiv her lappertopp n get lods n lods owf writting donne!
Da neykst day we wint to a placey called Laagan Beech, how pretty is it?!??!:
Den we haz a piktyoor owf me lookin out ovirr da loch at Laggan Beech:
Herre is jusht a randum piktyoor owf me lookin FIIINE, just to remiyn yooo awll how pretty i is, incase yoo has furgottin in da lasht 20 sekunds heehee:
Att da shayme tiyme as dat wun, ma mummer took anuther piktyoor owf me, n eet has been deciydered by mummer n dadder dat eet is wun owf their favrit evir piktyoors owf me, see:
On ower holderdays we also vistered Loch Morloch neykst to Aviemore, eet was byooterful, kus da watter was flat n still n warrm, butt da mowntanns awll had shnoww on theiyr topps! Whatta juxterposishun (i liyke dat wurd, kus ma mummer is a philosophir n she uses eet lots!! heehee!) See:
Dis was da loch capchoored in anussa foto by my dadder:
Fiynallie, iz wantt to showw yoos awll wun owf da besht bitss owf ma hollderday, kus eet is sumfin dat i haz never ever dids befur!!!! i has never evir paddled in da waters, kus Iz yoosly dontt liyke bein wett, but ma mummer sayz "eetz tiyme to facey yoor feers p-dawg, get in!!" (whitch i fink iz ritch commin from her kus shee carnt even swimm, how layme is dat fur a hooman?!?!) Anyways, Iz kind owf liyked eet wunce we waydid in a littel bit:
So guys, dat was ma trippy: I went fur wakkies n smellt fresh smells n fished wiv ma dadder n evin waydid into a loch, pasht ma doggy-kneess!! eetz troo!
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| C'monnn! |
This iz me jupern abowt liyke a lunatic at mummer's feeties kus I was terrorfried dat they wood furget to PACK MEEE into da bakk owf da carr, evin tho I waz da wun whoo had fouwnd us da niyce cottarge own da tinterwebnet! eetz troo!
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| Herlloo! Hi... Erm... DONT FORGET MA!! |
Eetz ookayz tho kus they remimberd to bring ma!!! Dis neykst photor is mee pakkd into da bakk owf car!! heehee! Daddder sayz Iz dus nutt travell well, iz dunno eksaktly whot he meens, butt itz probaberly sumthin to do wiv da fakt dat I cry n shtandd up da whoole tiyme if I cann see owtta a da windoow! Ergo, dadder creaytid da CAGE-COSIE (paternts pendin!!) Eet is ma pink spottery blankey pegged to da top owf ma cagey n it flaps oveit so dat Iz dus nutt have to see outside, n I can shpend da whoolle jurney couwntin da shpots... I has neevir gotten pasht severnteen so far, then Iz always loose cownt n shtart again! Eetz troo! heehee!
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| Me, moderlin ma CAGE-COSIE! |
Mummer n dadder sayd we knewwd we was gettin closee when we shtarted to seesights liyke dis:
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| sooo niyce! |
I nodded in aggreeemint, fo sekritly I had NO CLUUUEE what dey was talkerin abowwt, I onli seed dat vyoo fur da first tiyme now, alls I coold see was:
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| 16...17... erm... drat..! |
Heehee, welll I lie, I iz a doggery, so it was morr liyke this:
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| niyce n pink!!! YEAH! |
So, we arryved at da turn owf to our cottagey, after 3 hoowwrs driyvin and 2 pooper shtops heehee! Thiss is whatt we saw:
So dis was da Falls owf Truim, riyte onn ower doorshtep! Amazern eh?!
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| sooo pretty, at da end owf owwer rooad!! Eetz troo! |
So dis was da Falls owf Truim, riyte onn ower doorshtep! Amazern eh?!
And diss was ower cottarge:
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| EXSIYTERED! |
EEet was cawlled Elm Cottarge n eet is jusht sowth owf a placey cawlled Newtonmore at da Wesht side owf da Cairngorms!
Dis is me posing, as ownly Posie's doo besht, at da backk owf ma housey:
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| I bring so mutch to da fotor, dont yooz fink?! |
Dis was da vyoo from da bakk garden:
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| how grayte is DAT?!?! |
As i iz syoor yoo can see, and if yoo cant dont worry kus i was away to tell yooz, therre is a POWND out da backk! Dis was full owf fishers n sumtimes da duckkys came to sit own it too! I had towld dadder derr was gowin to be a pondy, so he had brung his fishin geer:
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| wun twooo three fowr fiiive.. once i cawt a fish aliiive! |
Ma dadder cawwt so mutch own ouwr holerday, I iz fished owt!! He musht havv cawwt 14 brown trouwts, 9 haddorcks, 7 bass'es, 3 electrikk eels and hammirhead shark - givv owr tayke a cuppel fishies... heeheehee... eetz troooo kus I wazz therrr n see'd it awll:
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| woow dats a biiiiiiiiig fisheroooo daddey! heehee! |
WHAAAT?! Dus thees byootifurl n delicayte facey look liyke tha facey owf a fibber!?:
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| I think nott! heehee! |
Mooving onn.... heehee...
I had a root abowtt da grownds owf wherre we's bee livin own ower holderdays! N' I'z fownd a littel encloserd bit dat doggeries can run abowt it, dis was GRAYTE, becus I iz nutt allowed owff ma leedy unless eet iz 100% sayfe fur me to go runnin! heehee! Firsht I had to checkk da perimiter fur gaps:
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| I deeklayre yoo...Posie-proof! YEAH! |
Mosht owf it was Posie proof, except wun bitt at da bottom butt dadder shtood there n shooed me away whenn I got too clowse, so eet was perfekt! YEAH! So, I cood run abowt fur hors n days n weeks, see:
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| freish-aairr! Nummers! |
After 43 weeks playern in da oppin aiyr, eet gott colld so mummer saiyd I had to comme insiyde n see whatt was maykin da howsey so cosie, LOOK doggers, FIRE:
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| soooo toashty!! |
Ma mummer had liyted the wood burnir, eet mayde da whoooe coottarge so niyce n hott n cosy! eet was grayte!! (if yoo pardon da pun, heehee!) Eet waz niyce n warm n reelaxin fur ma mummer to sit wiv her lappertopp n get lods n lods owf writting donne!
Da neykst day we wint to a placey called Laagan Beech, how pretty is it?!??!:
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| mummer took this foto! Iz will not tayke da creditt! heehee! |
Den we haz a piktyoor owf me lookin out ovirr da loch at Laggan Beech:
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| I fink I look veri madgestical in dis photor! heehee! |
Herre is jusht a randum piktyoor owf me lookin FIIINE, just to remiyn yooo awll how pretty i is, incase yoo has furgottin in da lasht 20 sekunds heehee:
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| YEAH! I is FINE! eet is troo! |
Att da shayme tiyme as dat wun, ma mummer took anuther piktyoor owf me, n eet has been deciydered by mummer n dadder dat eet is wun owf their favrit evir piktyoors owf me, see:
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| I look proud n elegarnt: A fiyne specermin of Border Terriooorr! YEAH! |
On ower holderdays we also vistered Loch Morloch neykst to Aviemore, eet was byooterful, kus da watter was flat n still n warrm, butt da mowntanns awll had shnoww on theiyr topps! Whatta juxterposishun (i liyke dat wurd, kus ma mummer is a philosophir n she uses eet lots!! heehee!) See:
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| Sooo peesfull! (dat meens calmm, nutt full of Pees!) |
Dis was da loch capchoored in anussa foto by my dadder:
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| he even cott a birdie flyin overheed! yeeah! |
Fiynallie, iz wantt to showw yoos awll wun owf da besht bitss owf ma hollderday, kus eet is sumfin dat i haz never ever dids befur!!!! i has never evir paddled in da waters, kus Iz yoosly dontt liyke bein wett, but ma mummer sayz "eetz tiyme to facey yoor feers p-dawg, get in!!" (whitch i fink iz ritch commin from her kus shee carnt even swimm, how layme is dat fur a hooman?!?!) Anyways, Iz kind owf liyked eet wunce we waydid in a littel bit:
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| Cann I comme owt yet dadder!? |
This lasht piktyoor owf ma hols, is owf me wadin froo da watter to gett bakk owt agaiyn! heeehee!
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| Iz mayde rippels in da watter, see! |
So guys, dat was ma trippy: I went fur wakkies n smellt fresh smells n fished wiv ma dadder n evin waydid into a loch, pasht ma doggy-kneess!! eetz troo!
Iz hope yoo enjoyerd ma piktyoors n I look furward to showern yoo da resht owf dem when Iz putt up ma May's Skavingir Hunt!!!
Butt fur noww iz'll be owff, kus mummer has to fiynish herr lasht assignermint n I has still about 4 trouts n haff a hammirheed shark too eet! heeheehehee!... dum di dum...
Happy Munday fanzies!
Love n likkers,
P-diddly-dog-dog!
xxoxx
