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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, she told him.
He had come in with a penis problem, and she told him that in 20 years as a professional nurse she had never laughed at a patient.
"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell into a paroxysm. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem."
Fred replied, "It's swollen."
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The top 16 police comments taken off police car videos around the country:
1. You know, top lights don't come any reddere than the one you just went through.
2. Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them awhile.
3. If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.
4. If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.
5. Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.
6. You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?
7. Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?
8. Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.
10. The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or sober. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
11. Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.
12. Yeah,we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.
13. In God we trust. All others we run through Interpol.
14. How big were those "two beers" you say you had?
15. No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.
16. I'm glad to hear that the Chief of Police is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.
And just for extries: "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right. We don't. Sign here."
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My favorite word today is dullard. N., he brings a lot of joy when he leaves the room. Def.: A guy who has a photographic memory with the lens cap glued on.
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