Showing posts with label purim. Show all posts
Showing posts with label purim. Show all posts

Friday, March 14, 2014

A Purim Post: The Waze Conundrum

On a very serious note, Israel's Ministry of Religion has contracted the popular GPS application WAZE to create a special service for WAZE users in Israel -- the ability to find mikvaot in every Israeli city.

Ostensibly, this is a great idea - demonstrating how the religious establishment connects to the community by offering a well-intentioned  high-tech solution for discretely finding the closest mikva to your location.

Here in Israel, Waze isn't only used as a GPS program, but its connected directly to people's Facebook, Foursquare and Twitter feeds -- enabling your friends to see where you are going, and where you have "checked in.".  WAZE actually posts your location to your FaceBook page...and you are bound to even forget its being posted there.

Unfortunately, the following disaster scenarios are a very likely possibility...




And of course, this would propagate via the web on twitter and all the standard social media applications.

Maybe the religious ministry didn't think this through...



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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Has American society become insanely hypersensitive?

Around a year ago, I was lambasted on the blog for calling a girl a "girl" in a post I wrote, instead of calling her a woman, even though the other female readers of this blog freely use the pejorative "girl" for girls of the same age as the one I talked about.

In the comments I exposed that double-standard, but at the time I don't recall mentioning the insane hypersensitivity and political correctness that drove the response.

This week I watched with amazement two other incidents (not involving me) showcasing more examples of this hypersensitivity and insane political correctness.

In the first case, Dov Hikind dressed up for Purim as a basketball player. A black basketball player, mind you. And for that he's going to hell, and his career is almost certainly damaged.

Because apparently you can dress up as anything on Halloween or Purim, except as a black man (or am I supposed to say African-American).

In the second case, Seth MacFarlane made some amusing jokes about Jews controlling the Hollywood movie industry, during the Oscar ceremonies. As a result, he was attacked for it by the Jewish watchdogs.

What?!  Are you people insane?

A comedian suddenly can't make jokes about something that is pretty darn near close to true, or certainly used to be.

This hypersensitivity is out of control.

Neither man had any racist intent in their acts or statement. Neither were aware that what they did would be considered racist or insensitive.

And why should they have?

People don't costume up as Chassidim? As Italian Mafiosos? As Arabs? As Rastafarians? You can get all those costumes in the store.

But a black man is off limits? Or is it that costuming as a black basketball player if off limits because it's a stereotype. Though what kind of stereotype can it be when 78% of basketball players are black?

And look how many Hollywood producers and actors are Jewish (or of Jewish descent at least). You've got to be an idiot to not see that.

But apparently it's now wrong to point that out. (Unless you're John Stewart, in which case it's OK, presumably because he's Jewish).

What's next?

Is it going to be racist to point out how many Jewish Nobel prize winners there are? Is that an offensive stereotype too?

It really is time that this hypersensitivity got toned down, and save it for real racism.


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Saturday, February 23, 2013

Why don't we celebrate two days of Purim in Jerusalem?

While the rest of Israel celebrates Purim this Sunday (the 14th of Adar), Jerusalem celebrates on Monday (the 15th of Adar).

Why?


Well, the easy answer is "because Jerusalem is a walled city from the time of Joshua."

Which is partially right.  Jerusalem was a walled city in the time of Joshua, but the walls we see today were built in the 1500s, in the Ottoman Era.  From the early 13th century and until the mid-16th century, Jerusalem was not a walled city at all.  And indeed, it was unclear to the Jews of that time when they should celebrate Purim.

Rabbi Eshtori Ha-Parchi of the 14th century tells us that when he came to Israel, he was told that in Jerusalem they celebrated on both the 14th and 15th of Adar, as they were uncertain which one they were obligated to keep.  Rabbi Eshtori brings an entire Halachik discussion about what should be done, and adds that he wrote his rabbi, Rabbi Matityah in Bet-Shean, to ask him what he should do.

Rabbi Matityah wrote him back: If I would be in Jerusalem on the 14th of Adar, and they would read the Megillah, I would leave the synagogue.  Otherwise they could say about me "The fool walketh in darkness" (Ecclesiastes 2, 14).  And the same is true for Tiberias.

Rabbi Eshtori finished by saying that Rabbi Matityah is right.

We don't know what changed the minds of the Jews of Jerusalem, but today there is no doubt - and we celebrate Purim in Jerusalem on the 15th of Adar.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2012

A Tiberias Purim: The story of a Sheik, a Pasha and a Rabbi

Some Jewish communities celebrate their own special Purim days, marking the day when the community was saved from those who wished them harm. Tiberias has two such Purim days, celebrating an event that took place in the early 18th century.

The cast of this particular Purim story:

In the role of King Ahasuerus - Sheik Daher el-Omar, one of the most benevolent rulers under the Ottomans. El-Omar was a Bedouin whose family came to Israel in the late 17th or early 18th century. He conquered the Galilee in the years 1720-1730, getting official Ottoman recognition of his rule ex post facto. Realizing that safe roads, thriving commerce and enterprising people were a sure-fire recipe for increased tax revenue, he invited various groups, including Jews, to come to the Galilee. During his 50 year reign he managed to conquer all of Israel, save for Jerusalem, making him the only Arab to rule the land in the past millennium.

In the role of Mordechai, Rabbi Hayyim Abulafia. Born in Hebron, his family later moved to Jerusalem. In the early 1700s he served as Chief Rabbi of Safed and would often visit the ruins of Tiberias, to pray by the holy graves. He served as Rabbi of Izmir in Turkey for close to 20 years before coming back to reestablish the Jewish community of Tiberias.

In the role of Haman - the evil Governor of Damascus, Sulayman Pasha al-Azm.

And, last but not least, in the role of the Narrator, Rabbi Yaakov Berav, son-in-law of Rabbi Abulafia and a descendent of the more famous Rabbi Yaakov Berav (the First). Rabbi Berav recorded the events in his book Zimrat Ha-aretz (available online at HebrewBooks). An English summary of Rabbi Berav's account appears in "The Goodly Heritage" by Abraham Yaari.

Sadly, there was no Esther in this story. But the good news is that we didn't need intermarriage to save us either.

Tiberias. Digital ID: 80442. New York Public Library
Tiberias, Fenn & Brandard, 1881


Our story begins way, way back, close to 270 years ago. The year was 1738, and Daher el-Omar was a rising star. Hearing that Rabbi Abulafia, who was already in his eighties, wanted to come home, he wrote the Rabbi and asked him to "Come and inherit Tiberias, the land of your fathers". The Sheik wasn't speaking figuratively, for Rabbi Abulafia's grandfather, Rabbi Yaakov Abulafia, was the Chief Rabbi of Tiberias before its destruction.

When Rabbi Abulafia arrived in Tiberias, in 1740, the Sheik dressed him like royalty, and offered him whatever his heart desires. The Rabbi took him up on his offer, and Daher el-Omar built the Jews houses and courtyards and the most beautiful synagogue in all the land, and that's besides the bathhouse and shops and roads and the fields he had planted.

El-Omar fought the (other) Bedouins and made it possible to travel safely on the roads. Alone! with Money! The Land was as peaceful as in the days of Solomon. And yet, far away, trouble was brewing. In Istanbul, the Ottoman Sultan was getting reports of el-Omar's conquests and independence, and ordered the Governor of Damascus, Sulayman Pasha, to take care of the young upstart.

On August 11, 1742 (22 Av), Rabbi Abulafia received warning from the Jews in Damascus that Sulayman Pasha was going to attack and destroy Tiberias. The Rabbi warned the Sheikh, but el-Omar was sure the Pasha was just huffing and puffing and wanted to be paid off. After all, if the Sultan was involved then surely the Jews of Istanbul would have warned the Rabbi. Besides, el-Omar was under the jurisdiction of the Governor of Sidon, and he paid his dues to the Sultan. There was nothing to worry about.

The Jews of Damascus, worried about their brethren in Tiberias, continued to update the Rabbi, but despite repeated warnings, the Sheikh was sure nothing was going to happen, and did not prepare for war.

Enter Sulayman Pasha, stage right, setting up camp outside town.

The Jews were terrified and wanted to leave to Safed or Akko, where they had been promised safety by the Governor.

Rabbi Abulafia refused to hear of it. He would not leave the Holy City and the beautiful synagogue after all the trouble he had put into it. He did not want his community to become moneyless refugees. If the Jews left, it would shame the Sheik, and it will cause hatred and enmity for generations to come. If we leave, he reasoned, everybody will say 'what's the point of bringing the Jews here? Not only are they not fighters, they flee and spread fear'. The roads are dangerous now and the journey difficult, and the aged Rabbi was too old for the trip. G-d has given us the strength to rebuild Tiberias, he said. He did not do so in order to destroy us.

The next day the Jews went to the graves of Rabbi Hiyya and his sons, and of Rav Huna, and of Rav Hamnuna the Elder, and prayed and wept and sounded the shofar.

On Shabbat, August 28 (9 Elul), Sulyman Pasha started the attack. Immediately killing 14 of his own people with a wayward cannonball. There was much rejoicing in Tiberias. But the Governor was not deterred, that evening he started shelling the city with different types of cannons. Rabbi Berav notes that forty of the bigger cannonballs conquered a big city. The Pasha fired more than 200 such cannonballs at Tiberias, and the city withstood the attack. The Pasha also fired 1500 smaller cannonballs at the city.

Most fell into the Kinneret (Sea of Galilee). The rest exploded in mid-air, bounced harmlessly off the roofs or whizzed between the people walking in the streets. No house was destroyed, not one man was killed, even the animals and birds were spared. Though the people had a lot of flammable materials on the rooftops, the attacks didn't start a fire. A few of the cannonballs fell in the Rabbi's courtyard and were later kept in the Rabbi's house as evidence of the mercies of G-d.

While the shelling was going on, the Jews kept going to the synagogue, and on Shabbat, Rabbi Abulafia encouraged them: the Pasha is not fighting the people of Tiberias, he said. He's fighting G-d. G-d will save us, and will save the rest of the people of Tiberias as well.

Tiberias, looking towards Herm... Digital ID: 83004. New York Public Library
Tiberias, David Roberts, 1842-1849


The High Holidays came and went, and then Sukkot, and the Jews celebrated Simchat Beit HaShoeivah every night with joy and song, but one thing was missing: except for the Lulav, they had none of the Arba Minim. Every day they hoped, "G-d will make us a miracle tomorrow", but the days passed, and the last day, Hoshana Raba was upon them, and no Arba Minim.

Throughout all this, Sheik el-Omar kept sending the Pasha gifts and trying to make peace. And miracle of miracles, one of those peace parties was sent out on Hoshana Raba. One of the Jews from the Governor's camp used the opportunity and brought in the missing Arba Minim. The Jews were so ecstatic about being able to fulfill the commandant, they cried tears of joy as they made the blessings.

The Governor continued plotting and trying various tricks to breach or break down the city walls. Every time the people thought this was their end, but the miracles continued. Every attempt was repulsed by Daher el-Omar and his people, to the surprise of the Pasha, who really didn't expect a Bedouin to be this smart.

The Governor thought he could dig trenches down to the foundations of the walls and blow them up, but after five days of hard work, they discovered they weren't digging straight. It has to be Jew voodoo, said the Pasha's engineer, the Jews' Rabbi must have cast a spell on us. What shall we do?, asked the Pasha. Simple, fight Jew voodoo with Jews. And indeed, ten Jews were brought in from Safed - secretly, so that the Rabbi would not cast a spell on them too - and forced to dig the trenches. Surprisingly, this did not make the trenches any straighter.

And on Shabbat, November 20 (4 Kislev), after 83 days of siege, the Pasha was finally forced to give up, since he had to escort the pilgrims to Mecca. The siege was lifted. It was only then that the Jews of Tiberias learned that for the past three months, while they were under siege, Safed had been hit by the plague. The siege had been a blessing! Looking back at the chain of events, they realized that everything had been stacked against them, making their victory that much more miraculous, that surely it had all been G-d's work. Sorrow turned to gladness, and mourning into a good day (Esther 9, 22).

Rabbi Abulafia said Ha'Gomel in the plural for everybody, and they said the Hallel, and with the Rabbi's blessing they decided to make the 4th of Kislev a day of joy and celebration, a Purim, for generations to come.

Once the Governor of Damascus returned home, he was greeted with ridicule by his people. He had all the might and technology of the Ottoman empire on his side and still he couldn't beat one poorly-prepared Bedouin. And so Sulyman Pasha resolved to attack Tiberias again, and this time he will not return before he has destroyed the city, even if it will take all his money to do so.

Meanwhile, the Sheik asked various messengers to speak with the Sultan on his behalf, but the Jews of Istanbul sent a message through Damascus, explaining that nobody dared speak up. The Sultan had made up his mind and was arming Sulyman Pasha.

When the people heard this, they were terrified. Rabbi Abulafia told them: Whoever wants to, can leave, and whoever doesn't, can stay with us, do not fear for G-d is with us. Most of the people of Tiberias fled, but some remained to honor their Rabbi. Rabbi Abulafia was so certain they had nothing to fear, that he did not even prepare supplies for the coming siege.

The Pasha was much more prepared this time. He gathered an even bigger army and more weapons, and set out again for battle. Shabbat Eve, August 12, 1743 (3 Elul), he reached the village of Lubya (Kibbutz Lavi), two hours walk from Tiberias. The people of Tiberias were already mourning the calamity that will soon befall them.

On Shabbat Eve the Rabbi's son would read the Haftara portion by the table, and that week the Haftara was from Isaiah: "I, even I, am He that comforteth you: who art thou, that thou art afraid of man that shall die" (Isaiah 51, 12), and the Rabbi told his family: Do not fear, listen to what G-d is telling us. The next day in the synagogue his sermon centered around the verse from the weekly Torah portion of Shoftim "For the LORD your God is He that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you" (Deuteronomy 20, 4). Do not fear a man who shall die, the Rabbi promised the people, for the Pasha will not get to Tiberias, and will not put up siege against us.

On Sunday a messenger came to town and said that the Pasha had been stricken with a serious illness. At first the people thought this was a trick, but that Wednesday more messengers came and reported that the Pasha had died the previous day, that all the weapons had already been taken to Akko, and that the Pasha's body was on its way to Damascus.

Once again, there was much rejoicing. That Shabbat the Rabbi spoke of the great miracle that had happened to them, that was even bigger than the first, and the people accepted upon themselves to celebrate the 7th of Elul, the day the Pasha died, for generations to come.

Rabbi Yaakov Berav ends his story: "So may all your enemies perish, L-rd. May you show us the great Redemption with the coming of our Messiah speedily in our days. Amen, may it be the will of G-d."

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

The origins of Purim

by Lurker


Last year, Makor Rishon carried a very interesting, thought-provoking article about the origins of Purim and Megillat Esther. Among other things, the article addressed the following questions:

  • Why is Esther the only book of the Tanakh not found among the Dead Sea Scrolls? Is there, in spite of this, any trace or hint of it to be found among the scrolls from Qumran?

  • Was Megillat Esther canonized when it was first written, or was it incorporated into the Tanakh only during a later era?

  • How was the holiday of Purim celebrated (if it was indeed celebrated at all) in the land of Israel and in the Diaspora during the period of the Second Temple?

  • Why are the dramatic events described in the Megilla not mentioned in the book of Ezra, which covers the same time period?

  • Who is the central figure in the Megilla -- Mordekhai or Esther? If it is Mordekhai, then why is the book called "the Scroll of Esther"? And if it is Esther -- then why did the Jews originally call the holiday "the Day of Mordekhai"?

  • Why does the Megilla make a point of telling us that Mordekhai was from the tribe of Benjamin, and that he (or his ancestor) was exiled exiled together with King Yekhonia of Judah?

  • Why did Mordekhai order Esther not to tell anyone that she was Jewish?

  • How could Esther instruct the Jews of Shushan to fast during the holiday of Pesah?

  • What does the Megilla mean when it says at the end that when Mordekhai became a great figure among the Jews, he was "speaking peace for all his seed"? Who were "his seed"?

As a public service, the Muqata presents here (after the jump) a full English translation of the article. The text has been supplemented with several additional notes (which appear in brackets or as footnotes) and hyperlinks.

(The original Hebrew article from Makor Rishon can be read here.)

Some Pre Purim Stuff...

The New Harry Potter (all in one edition). Not bothering to translate to Hebrew...


Not feeling full enough of yourself? Drink Cola-Cavod.


The Rebbe's Shtender:



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Monday, March 01, 2010

Neturay Karta Burns the Flag of "Amalek"

Maybe just once for Purim, they would burn the flag of Iran?
Sickos.

Meanwhile, the Israeli Government new "Hasbara" website has been hacked by Anti-Israel elements and now shows off the "truth" about the weekly Biyalin security fence demonstrators (yet forgets to mention the anti-IDF violence).



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Sunday, February 28, 2010

Happy Purim!

Wishing all our readers a very Happy Purim!


(and yes, this is an actual mishloach manot we gave out this year...)

Happy Purim all,

Jameel @ Co.


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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Liveblogging - Breaking Story

We will be live-blogging events throughout the day as they happen in this important breaking story.

Latest news on top (start reading from the bottom up).

5:45 PM PURIM SAMEACH - HAPPY PURIM!!!!!!

5:43 PM Government announces new taxes. Collects booty from slain antisemites. Cabinet shakeups final. Power redistributed. Economy stabilized. Jewish Leadership praised by most Jewish citizens (still can't get rid of those radical Leftists/anarchists). Jewish safety and welfare now ensured.

5:36 PM Jews around the world recognizing the hidden miracle that happened to them. Confirming and Accepting upon themselves for all time a remembrance celebration.

5:34 PM
Reports streaming in of Jewish victory parties around the world. Jews exchanging gifts, helping out the poor and needy, and eating (of course). New phrase introduced into Jewish lexicon "They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat."

5:32 PM
Second Strike successful! Jewish victory guaranteed.

5:30 PM Jewish Leadership asks permission for Second Strike in capital. Permission granted unconditionally - "Change" is in the air!

4:58 PM
As reports of Jewish military victories stream in, the government is in a state of chaos. Officials are changing allegiances. No fence sitting for top officials as they are forced to choose sides. Jewish Leadership clearly taking charge.


4:47 PM After F-16 strike, UN is going to be silent for a long time. Antisemitism suddenly on the wane. Jews talk of opening up Conversion Authority as requests to join Jewish People suddenly jumps.

4:42 PM
No surprises here. UN, completely silent until now (except for complaint of Jewish non-compliance with Jew laws), suddenly complains of genocide by the Jewish people.

4:41 PM
Fighting has begun throughout the entire world. Jews slaughtering their enemies everywhere. Durban has been nuked. Entire family of hanged government official executed in public ceremony. Secret nuclear weapon facilities hidden throughout Middle East destroyed in Jewish lightning fast strikes.

4:31 PM
Official Public announcements that Jews should defend themselves. Weapon distribution centers opened to Jews. Jews preparing. F-16s seen flying over Persian capital.


4:25 PM BREAKING NEWS: Details still unclear. There has been a major cabinet shakeup. The captured Jewish girl (the Woman in Green) has apparently been working undercover with the Jewish Leadership. Antisemitic Chief of Staff hanged on his own gallows. Two-State solution dropped from all official statements and releases.


4:03 PM WHAT GOING ON? Everything is upside down. Confused reports coming from the Government Center. Something serious happened during the After-Party.

We're trying to make heads and tails of what's going on. Will report as soon as we know more.


3:30 PM
Government Binge Drinking Party ended, but now there are reports of an after-party.

While we can accept that the captured Jewish girl
is confused, but even with assimilation and Oslo Syndrome, going to party after party while we the rest of us are under a death threat!

2:25 PM
Random attacks against Jews reported. Drive-by shootings, rocks and rockets.

1:40 PM
Reports of Gallows and mass graves being seen in the city.

1:30 PM
Government leaders throwing another binge drinking party. Government calling for two-state solution - "up to half the kingdom". Jews in big trouble. Where will help come from?

1:20 PM Terrorist attack averted in Bnei Brak. Arab with knives caught about to attack Jews.

1: 15 PM What utter hypocrisy! We're fasting while some Jewish leaders are parading around the city in their royal finest.

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1:11 PM It's confirmed there is a plan to kill all us Jews. Nukes, armies, swords, the works. The booty stolen from us is going to go the government coffers.

Jewish community leaders calling for nationwide fast.

12:33PM JoeSetttler exclusive: Jameel caught cross-dressing and driving drunk in an ambulance.



12:01 PM THIS IS BAD. VERY BAD. We are trying to independently confirm the reports of a new government decree that was just announced. Will let you know as details come out.

11:49 AM Rotter reporting that inside government sources are saying that the government is bankrupt, the coffers are empty, and the economic quorum is officially going to announce that the country is entering an economic depression.

Already the Jews are being blamed (like always). Antisemitism on the rise.

11:25 AM LAYING LOW? What in the world is wrong with our Jewish leadership? You call that laying low? The guy (you all know who I mean) is just purposely antagonizing him. How stupid can you get. Doesn't he even think about the repercussions for the rest of us here in the capital? He's probably doing this just because he got demoted. Civil servants. Yuch.

11:23 AM This is bad news. The cabinet reshuffle was worse than we thought. You thought the campaign for "Change" was bad? Now some major leftists have been appointed to key positions. And the Chief of Staff... one of the biggest anti-Semites around. We're in for some rough times, time to lay low.

10:59 AM Breaking News You heard it here first before it was on the news. Bulldozer-based assassination attempt foiled. And of course, a religious Jew stopped it.
Hero's identity is still secret (as per his request), but I guarantee we will uncover the connection between him and the Yeshiva.

10:23 AM WTF? (What the Farsi). Kidnapped girl showing signs of Oslo syndrome. Rumors that she is romantically involved with senior government official!

8:05 AM Well-known religious leader seen hanging out at a street corner in disreputable neighborhood. DovBear expects the worst.

8:03 AM No news on kidnapped girl, but rumors are running wild that the cabinet is being reshuffled.

7:15 AM EXCLUSIVE TO THE MUQATA: Woman in Green arrested by government forces - taken to unknown location. Jewish community leaders hushing up the story. But we have a picture of the kidnapping!


6:23 AM
Coalition talks solidifying, but rumor has it that SHE is out of the picture. Good riddance. Not that this kleptocracy is any better.

6:00 AM Jameel is exhausted (and drunk) from partying last night in the Capital with all the big-wigs in the Central Committee. JoeSettler taking over for the day (unless Jameel wakes up).


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Monday, March 09, 2009

Pre Purim Stuff

1. You're in Europe, flying home to Israel on EL-AL. When you land at the uber-modern Terminal-3 of Ben-Gurion airport you wait at the luggage carousel only to discover your luggage was taken off the plane before the plane left Europe.

More precisely, your luggage was "bumped" to allow 2 EL-AL employees to fly, since the plane was overweight, and the pilot decided that it was more important for 2 EL-AL employees to get a free ride home than it was for a paying customer's luggage to accompany them on the flight.

Customer service at its best -- it's all here on Haaretz (in English).

2. If you have a hectic schedule and never seem to have enough time for anything (let alone blogging), the OU has come up with a brand new program to help people get some extra time in for "learning" about Judaism on a daily basis.

If you find "Day Yomi" or even "mishna yomi" too challenging, the OU has come up with a revolutionary program: "Ot Yomi" -- only one letter a day.
"The OU’s Ot Yomit program opens up Torah learning even to those who are able to study only on a very basic level. No previous learning is required; just the willingness to devote yourself to a daily regimen of spiritually rewarding and inspiring Torah knowledge.

If Daf Yomi or Nach Yomi is too challenging for you, this is something you can really do! The Ot Yomit cycle takes slightly longer than either of these two older programs to complete, but learning the entire Torah letter by letter is entirely achievable. Never let anyone tell you it is not so. Just be sure to take the time to read each day’s selection at your own speed—as with any course of study, the more time you spend with the text, the more you will get out of it.

Reading the day’s letter may take you so little time, you’ll want the thrill of studying it again and again!"

See it all here (including an inspiring video on the value of learning just one letter a day....)

3. But seriously, here are pictures from around Israel. Who needs Purim shtick when you have real life here.


"Keep this place clean"


Do the math: The pool is meant for 650 people.
60 people in the pool, 500 on the grass (pool side)


Welcome! Cadet Training Unit.
(sign below to the right, cadets are forbidden to enter)


Smile! Everything is for the best...

Fine, too busy now for much more. Gotta get back to studying the letter "bet" for today.


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Friday, April 04, 2008

Ba'al-lagan!

This video was made in Chashmonaim -- a community where many of the husbands work part time in the US. The same situation is rampant in Beit Shemesh...so they should appreciate this video as well!

Me, on the other hand -- I travel far less than I used to, and for much shorter trips. And for once, I'm not going on a business trip the week before Pesach this year...just milluim! (really, I didn't schedule it!)

So enjoy this video...gan for husbands!



Discussion next week on aliya...while keeping your job behind.

hat-tip: Tzvi from Talmon, a great yishuv!

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Burka Babes Take Over Beit Shemesh!

scary stuff - not for the faint of heart.



Update: Just to be absolutely sure there is no misunderstanding, this video is 100% real. fake. Need proof? See what Mom in Israel has to say. (And she's one of the original Burka bloggers...after me of course :)

Hat-tips to: Lurker for sending me the email, and to the very talented Sara K Eisen and friends from the Nofei Aviv neighborhood of Beit Shemesh. Updated to include the following: Sara K Eisen's VERY TALENTED friends are Talli Rosenbaum (she of the swinging cellphone), Jaely Kurtz (who said, let's do a movie about those burqa ladies...), and Deb Weisblatt (who went to Ramle foraging for the Burqas!). Also Raanan Rosenbaum, 19, who is an amazing video editor, if you're making a simcha...


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Friday, March 21, 2008

Important Announcement!


Click the image so you can read all of it clearly.

Purim Sameach!

Hat-tip: CG.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Purim at the Muqata


Hey All. Remember 2 years ago? The JBLOGOSPHERE's Purim Pardoy Carnival? That was pretty cool. A tremendous amount of time...but worth it. (And I got to meet alot of really funny people at the same time).

Some of these bloggers havent been heard from in months...Paging RenReb, paging RenReb, do you still exist? Amshinover? You come to the Muqata for Shabbat and then you stopped blogging. Nice. Some have rehashed their blogs a few times, like XGH. Some drop by once in a while like OM or Krum, but the Jblogosphere has definitely evolved.

For a trip down memory lane, see what the JBlogosphere was like 2 years ago.



(*will cost lots of cash)

So that was two years ago.

LAST Year, Ezzie and I raised the bar (yet again) with the First JBlogosphere Purim Podcast. Took about twice as much time as the year before...





So what's gonna happen this year? Well, this year I had almost no time whatsoever and I can barely keep my eyes open now. That doesn't mean we ignored the JBlogosphere, it means we're busy. Not too busy to do anything...check back next week, and we may have a cool purim post. No promises, but it could work out.

In any event, a Happy Purim to all.

Jameel

Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Purim's Over. An Explanation of my Delinquency.

Purim’s over.

The costumes have been put back in the attic, the noisemakers have disappeared and my megilla has been safely stored away from harm’s reach. I’ve had 3 different containers for my megilla scroll;

A container from a Glenmorangie 10 year old bottle of Scotch.


An IDF 72 mm mortar round container. (Closest Pic I could find)

A leather “Etzion Art” megilla holder.

(They are pathetic...even if they make great stuff since their web site is down and I can't even get a picture from them)

The last one is where my megilla is kept now.

As people know who have been reading my blog, it’s that time for year again.

With Purim over, there’s only one possible solution…and that means…it’s time for Jameel to be less than helpful with Pesach cleaning.

Obviously, its not intentional. It just somehow works out year after year, right after Purim, I have to fly away on business to some corner of the globe. **

Places include; Manila, Las Vegas, Los Angelas, London…and this year’s lucky location is…New York. Many, many thanks to the Mrs @ The Muqata for her positive spin to this trip, (despite a rather unexpected start), for buying gifts for different relatives we’ll be seeing, for buying last minute food when we found out we might not have kosher meals (and we ended up eating it all during this flight), and in general – for remembering the details that I overlook.

To put a twist on it, I’m not actually flying for business this year, but rather for a family simcha, and I’m flying with 3 of the Muqata kids as well.

That’s why my blogging has been a bit light lately.

Actually, it’s a combination of over-working myself with the podcast, an abundance of work, less sleep than usual, and this trip I’m on now.

So, while the Muqata kids refuse to sleep on the plane, and they zap through 18 channels of airline video, I thought to let you know why things have quieted down a bit.

And while we’re at it, a few observations on the JBlogosphere.

There seems to be an unusual alignment of the planets now or perhaps a hiccup in the time/space continuum – because there’s a sense of contentment among different bloggers that I haven’t seen in a while.

(Updated and fixed...must have been jetlag ;-)

The XGH blogger is now content at being Frum, and while he still has questions…he seems to have reached a new level of serenity. We’re very happy for him!

The Holy Hyrax blogger wrote a great, optimistic piece about creativity and I think it's one of his best submissions to the JBlogosphere. (Then again, while he refuses to do a banner for Chardal, he did the amazing poster for the Purim Podcast!)

The Renegade Rebbitzen, while sort of on hiatus from blogging because she claims she's "busy", is still keeping us amused on a more regular basis (and we even got mentioned here and here!)

Even this post itself is having a good effect on the Muqata kids…and now 2 out of 3 are asleep.

So, I’ll end this now; if you spot me around the Eastern Time Zone of the USA, you’ll be able to identify us by the yellow smiley faces.

Regards,

Jameel

Wherever I am…even on a plane, my blog is facing Eretz Yisrael.

** Having just seen Shifra's post about the NEXT podcast, I will say that if I waste one second of potential "Pesach cleaning time" on a podcast, I would feel forever guilty.

On the other hand, Im getting much better at it -- and with a bunch of volunteers, it may only take up a fraction of time. Hmmm....maybe a post Pesach podcast? :-)







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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Aren't Fast days the WORST?



Get in the Purim mood....the fast is gonna end soon.





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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Purim @ JBlogosphere...coming soon!



Last call for submissions -- (That means you too!)

Send it to Jameel: muqata@gmail.com

UPDATED (by Ezzie): Some people are wondering how to record material... There are many options. If you have an MP3 player, and it records, that's one way - just email the file. If you have a mic (or headset with one) hooked up to your computer, you can likely record that way.

But there is another way! We've set up a number on GCast for people to call into and record onto. You just call, record, and hang up. If you're in the US: 1-888-65-GCast. Internationally it says +1-305-437-8719. The ten-digit code is C1MAURP1ZZ; The PIN is PURI. Punch those in slowly, it doesn't register if you do it too fast. You can listen to whatever you record before saving (and you can delete it before submission). Please press 2 to save - thanks!






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Monday, February 26, 2007

UltraBusy

Sorry I've been occupied the past few days...been very busy.

On my mind:

- Orthomom's ongoing legal woes vs. Pamela Greenbaum. This landmark case will have repercussions for the entire Blogosphere and it should concerns us all...(well, for anyone who values any sort of anonymity and free speech.

- Barnard's President would be an excellent member of the Israel's Labor party, with her quote on the Barnard website to alumnae, responding to criticism of giving tenure to a junk-research faux anthropologist:

"I will share with you my concern about communications and letter-writing campaigns orchestrated by people who are not as familiar with Barnard as you are, and who may not be in the best position to judge the matter at hand."
Only those familiar with Barnard are capable of determining if junk research academics can get tenure at Barnard?

-The death of R' Mordechai Breuer z'l. Both Lipman and AMK wrote about it.
Oh yeah...and Purim is coming.
Sooooooon. Very soooon.
Stay tuned :)










Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Purim is coming...are you ready?


That's right, Purim is coming.

For those of your who remember last year on the JBlogosphere, we had a pretty decent time with the Purim Parodies...


The Purim Blogroll on the right side of my blog has them all ---->

This year, we have raised the bar (and our expectations) for Purim in the JBlogosphere.

We will NOT be planning parodies this year (but feel free to do that if you wish, and I'll be more than happy to publicize them here).

Instead...we're aiming for bigger, better, and (hopefully) funnier.

Think you're funny enough or clever enough to show the JBlogosphere what you can do?

Drop me an email (muqata@gmail.com) and we'll see how to get you in the act.

Getting us into the spirit of Purim, is Ben Chorin, who somehow located the entire infamous series of Purim Pashkevil (posters) from Meah Shearim. All these pashkevilim have actually appeared on the walls of Jerusalem (and other places around Israel). Check them all out here.

This one about Bar Ilan Road being considered Palestinian "Area A" on shabbat, and being patroled by Palestinian policemen to keep Jews from driving on it, almost generated an international scandal.


Krum as a Bagel wonders about this Jerusalem poster as well...

OK people, this is it. Wanna get in on the act? Drop me an email.

Regards,

Jameel & Co.







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