As you must have heard, Prisoner X, was kept in a secret government jail, and it's forbidden by the censor to talk about him or his incarceration.
Here at the Muqata, we've uncovered the real reasons why Prisoner X was arrested.
Here they are (a joint Joe-Jameel effort):
10. He tried baking dairy Borekas in the wrong shape
9. He was clandestinely helping fund Women of the Wall
8. Arrested for protesting against the Disengagement
7. Had proof of who really killed Rabin
6. Had a Talansky envelope with Olmert's fingerprints on it
5. Had proof Aryeh Deri really was innocent
4. Censored
3. Had dirt on why the Pope really quit
2. Had a copy of Obama's real birth certificate
And reason number 1 is...
1. Sara Netanyahu told Bibi to put him in jail in solitary confinement.
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Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Thursday, March 04, 2010
Aussie "Hit and Run Squad" arrives in Israel
Outraged over the killing of a Senior Hamas Terrorist in Dubai, and the alleged use of Australian passports by the Israeli Mossad, Australia dispatched their own "Hit and Run Squad" to Israel.
After arriving in Israel, the 3 police agents went directly from the Ben Gurion airport to the Australian embassy in Tel-Aviv. After 2 few hours, the agents drove off in search of interviewing the Australian national,s whose passports were forged and used by the Dubai Hit Squad.
While driving away from the embassy, their diplomatic-plated car hit an Israeli cyclist, knocking her to the ground.
The Australian agents fled the scene without stopping, without offering any assistance, and without even inquiring as to the extent of the cyclist's injuries, which they caused.
We have obtained the following photo of the Australian Police agents -- if you see them around Israel, excersize extreme caution, as they are considered extremely rude and immoral to be part of a "hit and run" squad.
Israel Army radio reported this morning that the cyclist was lightly wounded, and ynet reports that the cyclist would like a apology from the Australian Embassy over the issue, and a new wheel for her bike.
After arriving in Israel, the 3 police agents went directly from the Ben Gurion airport to the Australian embassy in Tel-Aviv. After 2 few hours, the agents drove off in search of interviewing the Australian national,s whose passports were forged and used by the Dubai Hit Squad.
While driving away from the embassy, their diplomatic-plated car hit an Israeli cyclist, knocking her to the ground.
The Australian agents fled the scene without stopping, without offering any assistance, and without even inquiring as to the extent of the cyclist's injuries, which they caused.
We have obtained the following photo of the Australian Police agents -- if you see them around Israel, excersize extreme caution, as they are considered extremely rude and immoral to be part of a "hit and run" squad.
Israel Army radio reported this morning that the cyclist was lightly wounded, and ynet reports that the cyclist would like a apology from the Australian Embassy over the issue, and a new wheel for her bike. Visiting Israel?
Learn to Shoot at Caliber-3 with top Israeli Anti-Terror Experts!
Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד
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