Real Roger

"What you do instead of your work, is your real work."
Roger Ebert

Distracting Robert

"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment."
Robert Benchley

Gandhi's Handy

“My father once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.”
Indira Gandhi

Do Ron Ron

"They say hard work never hurt anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"
Ronald Reagan

Edifun

"I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun."
Thomas Edison

See Men In A Boat

"I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
Jerome K. Jerome

Don't Wake Barbara

"Personally I have nothing against work, particularly when performed quietly and unobtrusively by someone else."
Barbara Ehrenreich

Provincial Parker

"Work is the province of cattle."
Dorothy Parker

Randy Warhol

"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax deductible."
Andy Warhol

Merry Jerry

"Let's face it: a date is a job-interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it."
Jerry Seinfeld

Six Heads Are Better Than One

The possibilities are endless...

Mug

And the coffee.

Contents

The head is the uppermost part of a human, it contains the brain, skull, eyes, ears, nose and mouth.

Mind Your Heads

Head is a naval term for toilet.

Headmas

Absolutely terrifying.

Heads Up

Strike with precision.

Recruitmental

Headhunted employee settles into job guarding bridge.

Repeeled

A year ago today (and tomorrow) Mr. Carruthers Presents peeled like no other when we commanded the world to Peel This.

Act One of the show included:
Intro
An address from Mr Cooker
Actors Gone Rogue
Mime Contest
Headhunter
Estate Agent
Drugs

And then there was an interval. It was groundbreaking stuff.

Stacks

Take your pick.

Headless

In these uncertain times even the headhunters are out of work...