Fast Five

Is not here...again.

Intellectualised

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."
Aldous Huxley

Fast Five Poster

You barely see the cars.

Polo

"Sex is the poor man's polo."
Clifford Odets

Fast Five Trailer

Five Drive.

Miller Spiller

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
Henry Miller

Fast & Furious

Once again it's not here.

Sole Noel

"Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nymphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire thing."
Noel Coward

Fast & Furious Poster

Fast & Fourious.

Auto Arousal

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
Lynn Lavner

Fast & Furious Trailer

Then they made a fourth film and eschewed the definite article...

That Look

"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Steve Martin

Los Bandoleros, Part 2

This was written and directed by Vin Diesel. Yep.

Riddler Midler

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it."
Bette Midler

Los Bandoleros, Part 1

As with the second film, the fourth received the short film prequel treatment:

Mrs Alfred Kinsey's Apocryphal Utterance

"I don't see much of Alfred anymore since he got interested in sex."
Clara McMillan

Tokyo Drift

Once again, if you want to see it. You won't see it here.

Down

"Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken."
Isabel Allende

Tokyo Drift Poster

Tokyo is the anagram-lovers Kyoto.

Ten To One

"While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman."
Boccaccio

Tokyo Drift Trailer

It's confusing.

Grizzard Grizzles

"Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it."
Lewis Grizzard

2 Fast 2 Furious

Again, the full film is available. Elsewhere.

How's Your Arthur?

"Sex is something the children never discuss in the presence of the elders."
Arthur S. Roche

2 Fast 2 Furious Poster

2 Poster

Hermralphrodites

"The finest people marry the two sexes in their own person."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

2 Fast 2 Furious Trailer

2 Trailer:

Charles Gnarls

"There is no greater mystery in the world, as it seems to me, than the existence of the sexes."
Charles Darwin

Turbo Charged Prelude

The Fast And The Furious was followed by a sequel 2 Fast 2 Furious, bridging the gap between the two intensely complicated stories was the Turbo Charged Prelude:

The Da Vinci Ode

"The art of procreation and members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent up impulse, nature would lose the human species."
Leonardo Da Vinci

The Fast And The Furious (2001)

Want to see the full movie?

Well you won't see it here.