Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Teenage Years...Testosterone Tuesday

Here are some things I have come to realize that testosterone does to the teenage body...

It makes it harder to be a good loser (or a good winner)

Notes from girls appear more frequently

It makes the teenager answer "I don't know" to almost every question asked

More zits (that's a given)

It makes the teenager think he is always correct even if the thought is totally irrational

More looking in the mirror (for hair adjustments mostly)

It makes the teenager compare his growth to his parents' height on a daily basis to celebrate the day he is finally taller

More sleeping in (if possible)

It makes the teenager want to wrestle his father anytime they get in the same general vicinity

More grunting (by the way, I have figured out one grunt means "Yes")

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