hai adik-adik. i am the tam-bing-man. in my time, i was the most sought after entertainer in the music and film industry. you may have seen me in old tv serials or concert broadcasts singing old favourites like "dream of an old romance" (gow foon yu mong) and other such shit. in my time, i was da bomb, man. this babe next to me is the legendary lee heung kam. she's the lady that everyone hated because she was always playing villainess roles. she's kinda like the female "shek-kin", if you know what i mean. this hot mama was the beyonce knowles of her time, man. and she was even more of a piece of hot ass than beyonce. times were simpler then. we sang about the fall of dynasties when we were trying to look serious. when we were having fun, we sang about girls chasing guys and guys chasing other girls. sometimes we also sing about other day-to-day stuff like saving up to buy a benz, gambling tips, striking the lottery, traffic problems in hong kong and other trivial shit. time was, petrol was dirt cheap so anyone of us who could afford a car could drive down to the local cafeteria to pick up chicks. even better if you're like me - gifted with a golden voice to belt out the hits of the day (never mind that i look like a real-life porky). i was the original leisure-suit larry long before guys like david hasselhoff came along. we were gods and goddesses in our time. alas, that time is long gone.....
