...A roofie, acid, or maybe even just a whole lot of NyQuil?
I'm asking because there has to be some logical reason behind these "unique" experiences I've had over the past few days...
1. When I heard Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana's new song on the radio last night, I cried - and it was because I thought the lyrics were so inspirational.
2. Snoop Dog is haunting me - for real. The real OG himself is making a statement and appearing in my dreams every single night. Sometimes he helps me with a drive-by, sometimes he is just hanging out in my living room, and almost always he is smoking weed. My Psychology degree can't decide if these dreams are warning me of impending danger, or providing enlightenment as to the wide array of medications available to treat my daily stresses.
3. I swear to the Heavens (and Hell) that I saw one of the Jonas Brothers skateboarding down 11th Ave. today while on my way to Shriners with Deak. This young man had the ever-popular long bang swipe, a turquoise shirt, capri's, and was skateboarding with intricate ability. And, we all know how the Jonas' brothers' talent is all-encompassing.
I was going to end this post with the question, "What is wrong with me?" But, decided that would be against my better judgement.
10 comments:
You are too funny! Did you ever see Starsky and Hutch? If not, you need to watch it so you can see Snoop Dog on TV instead of in your dreams. Maybe you are going to have a rapping career?
You've always had a thing for black rappers who smoke weed and teeny boopers, as for the Hannah stuff I'm at a loss of words.
But I kind of want to see her new movie.........
Thank you for making me laugh when my day was so crappy!
You are hilarious! I just love you!
ha ha ha ha. there is nothing wrong with you at all. this post made my day.
i wish it really was one of the jonas brothers for my... i mean for sophie. she hearts them!
snoop dog smoking weed in your dreams? who knows.
and blame the miley cryrus thing on hormones.
Um - there are a few girls down your way that have become pregos lately - maybe there is something weird in your water that is doing it to you - ha ha!!!
I am laughing out loud and wish that my mind was half as interesting as yours--I feel quite boring.
Seriously, if my brain was half as interesting... I can only dream of dreaming of those cute Jonas brothers!!!
And please lets have a girls night out. Emily and I are trying to plan one this month. It just needs to happen.
And, And... I need that cute little Deakon to flirt with me again, just so I can hear him laugh! He lights me up!
Um-black rappers smoking weed in the living room?! Are you sure you haven't spent time in Alabama?!
By the way-I totally copied your idea on making your blog page-it is so cute!
Easily the funniest post I have read in a long time. It is so reassuring that I'm not the only person who cries to embarrassing songs or has celebrity sightings. :) I think you're great... really, really great.
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