The Excited Gang

Today, just as I was unlocking the door to the my office, I heard all sorts of delighted squealing going on.

I just had to wonder what Little Iggy, Pointy Hair Boss, Multo and the remaining four Beauty Queenies; Miss Georgia, Miss New York, Miss Louisanna, and Miss Confusion; were up to. It's never a dull moment with this gang.


As the door creaked open, I saw Miss Georgia, Miss New York, and Miss Confusion all playing around in the brand new Beauty Queenies Cone Carrying Case I had gotten in the mail the day before.

Remembering that Miss Illinois had run away crying because I had told her she was a little bottom heavy, and Miss Texas who had that bizarre operation to become Multo, I grew quickly concerned about the missing Miss Louisanna whereabouts.


I found her with the rest of the gang studiously reading the cover of the new issue of "Latina" magazine that I had left behind. Multo looked up at me and said, "Fargle! tsaoT sA yrD hoooooO haAaa derE yumic! Kak doO machy bazuL yumic beep!"

I put my Zulanese Universal Translator in my ear and and asked him to repeat himself. I heard, "Oh my goodness, Daisy Fuentes is one good looking and talented woman! And she is a Gazillion dollar woman too!"

Little Iggy was so excited to learn that "Retro back hair makes ya sexy!"

He was only slightly disappointed when I told him he had misread the caption and it said, "Retro Hair is Back! And It's Sexier Than Ever!"


I think Little Iggy is impressed that he knows someone that's an Assistant Editor.

Miss Louisanna thought all the articles were cool - she especially enjoyed the one about Latin Music and Multo got some ideas from the one on Plastic Surgery.

I got this magazine to broaden my horizons - To quote someone, "It's a pretty decent read." And "tsaoT sA yrD" indeed.