Tuesday, June 30, 2009

What Happened Next - A Short Film

Since some of you insisted in knowing...

What Happened Next. An Abridged Reenactment. Filmed in Technicolor. A Lost Boat Shoes Production. Filmed In Technicolor. The video is all black screen showing nothing but darkness.




What I learned. Don’t Panic. Stay Calm. Don’t Lose Your Head. Don’t bother talking to Obiwan. And the shark in jaws was killed 4 times, he is very dead. The mud was probably mostly duck poop. It smells very bad. Most importantly, stop walking before walking off the end of the dock. In the dark.

Credits:
Lame Screenwriting: Intense Guy
Splashing Noises: Bathroom Sink
Guy In The River: Intense Guy
Obiwan: Intense Guy (changing his voice slightly)
Extra Heavy Breathing Guy: Intense Guy (inspired by Yaya)
Key Grip (whatever that is): Intense Guy

12 comments:

AliceKay said...

I'm glad you survived your unplanned "adventure". We would miss you if you washed out to sea. *hugs*

(sure would like to know how you made that video)

Dorkys Ramos said...

Haha, yes!! That was awesome. You should just go into film making! It was is if you were actually still in the water.

Loved the end credits too!

And it seems like I'm just telling people on here to quit their day jobs and do something else. First Tooj (who answered your letter, in case you didn't see) and now you.

More movies, please!

Yankee Girl said...

I am sure the key grip is the most important person in film making!

jewelrybyrebecca said...

What a riveting film. I was on the edge of my seat. so suspenseful. Will there be a sequel???

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.

Celticspirit said...

There sure was a lot of moaning and groaning going on there. ;)Loved your film!

yellowdoggranny said...

was that a porn film?

LadyStyx said...

*snortling*!

*shakes head, while snortling more and wiping tears from eyes*


You are a treasure, my dear friend.

Melissa said...

Next time take Wilson(the ball) with you, just on the off chance that your three hours tour turns into a three season show.
=)

Deanna said...

YES!!! That was awesome! That is an adventure you definitely don't want to repeat twice. Hugssss dear friend, I am so glad you survived such a harrowing experience and not only kept your wits about you but also your sense of humor.

Ugh on the mud.

Toriz said...

I'm glad you're OK, but... LOL! And that was a fantastic video. :)

ChicagoLady said...

After hearing the story from you last week, watching the video (or should I say listening to the video) absolutely cracked me up. I was wondering what you were using to make the splashing noises, then I saw the credits listed below.

You have the most fantastic imagination! I am very jealous. A great video, I think you missed your true calling.

HUGS (and I'm very VERY glad you made it out of the mud alive.)

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! LOVED it!

Now that is a video of substance Iggy! That's got my attention! Lol! Unlike your non-horror suspense thrillers of a bunny eating grass. This is brilliant!

Loved the 'I'll google that later'. Haha!