Be seated.
(SHUFFLING)
Now, I want you to remember...that no bastard ever made me happy...by not following some simple rules. He did it...by listening and following some really simple rules while at his Grandma's house.
Men...Here is how it's gonna be...
You do NOT sneak food into the grocery cart.
You do NOT let the pool cue powder get anywhere except your hands.
You will NOT not call each other names. Period.
You will NOT pout.
You will NOT wet your pants.
You will NOT get a can or bottle of soda to yourself.
You will NOT eat in front of the television and you will NOT walk around the house with food.
You will NOT eat ANY food without first asking MY permission, especially any candy and sweets.
You UNDERSTAND that Internet access is limited to MY approved games.
You UNDERSTAND I control the TV remote.
Now...you guys are a team. You will live, eat, sleep, and fight as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap.
Now we have the finest food and equipment...the best spirit...and the best men in the world. You know...by God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against.
By God, I do.
Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside...with your grandson on your knee and he asks you: "What did you do at Grandma Punkn's house?"
You won't have to say: "Well...I shovelled sh*t out of the sheep pen."
All right, now, you sons of bitches, you know how I feel.
I will be proud...to be with you wonderful guys... anytime...anywhere.
That is all.
12 comments:
I feel like I need to salute Punkn after seeing that graphic. How cute!
LMAO, Punkn's gonna love this post!
LMAO! Too funny!
Sir, YES SIR!!! (Will I get slapped if I claim traumatic stress?)
Just getting back into the swing of things after the flu. Thank you so much for your warm wishes.
OMG! I am laughing so hard that I have tears streaming down my face. So, you don't think my grandsons are going to hate me the rest of their lives? *wink* Thanks for the wonderful post, Iggy. It absolutely made my day!
Oh, and that graphic... you are a genious!
I had gramdma rules at my house..no playing with matches, dont touch the controls on my ac/ or heater, dont write in my books and you can't drink the last dr. pepper.
Very funny! I love it. :)
LMAO! Your classic Iggy!
I love it!
Just huge smiles..
x
*laffz and wanders to the next blog, attempting to get caught up*
.oO(holy COW the number of entries you can miss in less than 24 hours!!!)
LOL Great post Iggy! I love it. If only Punkn's grandsons were allowed to read this blog. lmao
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