Spongebob is getting married to Sandy the Squirrel! It will be fun to watch how nicely Spongebob straps his kids into their carseats and gets a higher-paying job so that he can support his family.
Or maybe they'll be less traditional and Spongebob will stay home to homeschool the children on "how to drive a boat" while Sandy goes into the workaday world. "Hope he gets a prenup," one commenter quipped. "Someone stole half of my pineapple once and it wasn't a good feeling."
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My father is the purple dot above the blue weather station. He's juuust outside Milton's evacuation zone. Well! My brother and I jus...
I know. I was just pondering this yesterday, what kind of kids would a Sponge and Squirrel make?
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That can Absorb spills while eating nuts while climbing trees. and Really will they be Air Breathers or Water Breathers or some crazy Hybrid Kids?
I know I'm thinking way to far into spongebob and I don't even have any children I can blame it on! lol..
Wow. Not having regular TV can really leave you feeling out of touch (disconnected the dish and antenna two years ago). I didn't know Sandy and Sponge Bob were an item.
ReplyDeleteWow, talk about a mixed marriage! I wonder what their children will look like.
ReplyDeleteWELL! we certainly havn't had that episode here yet! B and G watch Spongebob every morning before school.... re-runs mostly.
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Maybe I won't tell them about Sandy yet.... Spongebob is so immature they might get confused thinking he's actually grown up enough to get married!
I think he should get a proper job first... and his license to drive!
Oh man, I know far too much about Spongebob for an adult! *sniff*
AND Pah..leeeese lets not even go into what the 'children' will look like! My mind boggles with the possibilities!
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ReplyDeleteOkay, I read this when you first posted it... I don't have cable. I have seen a few Sponge Bob videos and thought they were too silly to buy for my home. I am not culturally literate in Sponge-Bobology. So, I googled and spent/wasted 10 minutes trying to figure out how Bob could be marrying a land animal.
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