Now, let me tell you (and the gentlest readers, just don't read the following paragraph, it's a little gory), getting those Gabnuts out was no easy process. I had all these twitching and twatching going on inside. The servant slept with me Monday night in that funny box (I told you she was losing her marbles, right?). Tuesday morning, she told me that the Gabnuts would be coming soon, but I just seemed to have to go out and poop a lot. Unfortunately, the servant had to go to her real job, so she left me with the nice girl. After another hour without a nut appearing (if they had sifted through my poop they might have....oh, never mind), the servant called the girl and told her to take me to Dr. Poke and Gas. My friends who have the dear Patience as their servant go to Dr. Poke n' Stick, but my guy gives me Gas every time it seems (when he doesn't Poke that is). Usually, I wake up drunk, but this time I woke up drunk with puppies!!! Go figure. And that bad bloat is gone.
I have a total of five. The servant said that she wants a girl, but you know humans! Even though I gave her 4 girls and a boy, she likes the boy, best so far. We call him Goober Jr cause he looks like me. All the Gabnuts have temporary names: Goober Jr, Layla, Sweets, Whitie and Josie (formerly blondie).
I don't know what ol' Poke and Gas put in the gas this time, but all of a sudden, I have this tremendous rage towards my house mates. The servant tells me that it is OK, I am just protecting the Gabnuts. Well, duh. They are all blind right now and really don't have their sea legs at all.
I hope you enjoy the video I threw together.
Music credit: God Bless Texas by Little Texas
Gentle readers, keep coming back because I think there are going to be lots of pictures of these nuts!
2 comments:
They are just lovely fat darlings. I hope you are doing all right, miss Gee. You certainly look fit and fine in the photos.
(If anything ruptured, have your human email me... the trying to poop sounds scary familiar.)
Mmmmmm. Soak up some of that puppy breath for me.
gentle ear strokes from the other whippets' servant
Oh thanks for getting that vidoe together of your babies, Gabi. I know you've had a lot going on lately. Love your pile o pups.
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