BAD gas

Well, nothing has changed. This weekend, the servant was even odder than normal, was even more bizarre than normal, watching everything that I was doing. If she is so observant, why does she not observe, and then help me with this expanding girth problem, hmmmm?
Even odder, she hired another servant to sit with me today. How odd? She had to go to work -- something about making money to support the peanuts. Buhleeve you me, after what i have been going through, I won't be eating any more of those peanuts that put me in this spot. She could have stayed at home. I wish she had. I got really sad missing her. The other lady didn't know me. I also had some really BAD gas pain that made me cry. The servant says that is because the nuts are moving around....once again, I have totally sworn off nuts.
Have I mentioned recently that humans are just weird?
Do you guys think that Beano stuff might help?