Charlie...
- predicts that although Steve Jobs already died, in 2012 he will die again and it will be faster and better this time.
- predicts Charlie Sheen will make his comeback on a new hit show called "2 and Half Grams"
- will likely spend 2012 jobless, whiny, filthy and living with his parents at 43 King Street except it will be cool because he will refer to it as Occupy King Street.
- can't wait for Breaking Dawn Part 2 in 2012 as Bella and Edward get hunted down by Blade! Perhaps that's just wishful thinking...
- in 2012, I will be running in a 0.25 mile run in support of people with attention deficit disorder (aka Kardashin Dash)
- hopes in 2012 that peace will prevail and that we can live in a world where pigs and birds can live in harmony.
- is noticing that all my New Year resolutions basically come down to "Try to be somebody else".
- in 2012, every time I learn a new fact, I will bring it up in a conversation, and laugh at anyone who doesn't know it!
- When faced with a challenge in 2012... As yourself this one question... What would Phil Dunphy do?
- predicts Rebecca Black will release the sequel to her hit "Friday" entitled "Saturday".
LeBron
- resolves to create the world's most annoying TV show... "Glee: Jersey Shore Edition" staring Justin Bieber, LeBron James and Oprah as the Chilean Miners.
- resolves to have each of my resolutions in 140 characters or less!
- resolves to stop breaking into song at every opportunity... Or atleast stop watching Glee...
- resolves to stop using Facebook as a communication tool for somebody in the same room as me.
- resolves to quit his job by swearing at his co-workers, stealing a couple of beers, and running out the emergency exit!
- resolves to remember to take his medication to stop his Wikleaks...
- resolves to avoid getting stuck in a Chilean mine.
- resolves to stop Oprah from making any more shows.
- resolves to marry Kate Middleton
- resolves to tolerate stupid Facebook status updates as long as they don't waste my time.
- resolves to stop using the same old story of being sick to get out of work but instead resolve to make up new excuse for the New Year.
NAME...
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to NOT interrupt Taylor Swift if she is making an acceptance speech at a music awards ceremony.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before having multiple "transgressions".
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to avoid having 8 kids and getting a reality TV show.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to come up with another way to get on TV instead of faking that his 6 year old son is in a runaway weather balloon.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to see Michael Jackson live in concert. What? He died? How come there was no media coverage?
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be on the guest list for Obama's next state dinner.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to re-enact the movie "The Hangover" in real life.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to find hidden immunity idols in his house with no clues.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to finally collect on his fortunes from Nigeria... Suckers!
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be more like Sarah Palin a finish evertything that I st
NAME will resolve in 2008 to...
- stop using the following phrase at work, "Deal..." (dramatic pause) "Or No Deal..."
- work with neglected children. (my own).
- stop replying to funny jokes he hears by saying, "L.O.L... L.O.L"
- do less laundry and use more deodorant.
- stop using Facebook as the primary communication method with his wife & kids.
- read less.
- stop tagging pictures of himself in pictures even when he's not in them.
- combine his love of bass fishing and exercise into new sport: Bassercize
- only pay for sex if the price seems really, really reasonable
- start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
- eat more paint.
