Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

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"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 15, 2025

Good Job, Elon


The "physics package" is the part of a nuclear weapon that makes it go kaboom. Suddenly firing those guys and locking them out of their email while they have stuff that the Iranians and others would pay lots of money for is a Very Bad Idea.

10 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Aretha is all I can come up with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vet6AHmq3_s

Sikhandtake said...

Elon is a moron. Maybe some sort of expanded idiot-savant?
The flusters are clucking loudly here.

Iron City said...

Luckily, I believe the couriers have real security clearances and are real public servants with national security as their goal, as opposed to self serving grifting loons.

w3ski said...

Didn't Elon do the same thing when he took over Twitter? I read he fired the people with the door codes and the people who did payroll, and then had to hire them back. He's proved he's an idiot already. Normally he'd fit right in with government but he's too weird and self-important to actually do any of the work.
w3ski

CenterPuke88 said...

My next payment data is up, and it’s wrong…for now, in my favor…yep, they’re in the OPM payments system.

Infidel753 said...

Is there a link to a news source for this specific incident? I'm trying to find verification of the story but not coming up with anything.

Comrade Misfit said...

https://apnews.com/article/ukraine-us-zelenskyy-agreement-trump-minerals-4d5eefcc44c9f17f330db98d81720b29

Infidel753 said...

Thanks, but I can't find anything in that article about a US courier team with a nuclear detonator being stranded somewhere.

Comrade Misfit said...

Sorry, wrong article.

Comrade Misfit said...

The original post on this (where I got the screenshot) has disappeared.

Was that because it wasn’t true or because the report was a security violation? I sudpect the latter. The terminology was “inside baseball”.