"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." — President George W. Bush, Dec. 10, 2001
And of course, because George W. Bush is usually wrong about everything, I bet it turns out that Osama Bin Laden does understand the joy of Hanukkah - at least as well as our born-again Christian, famously incurious, president does.
