Showing posts with label american royalty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label american royalty. Show all posts

Monday, January 10, 2011

With possible life sentence, Tom DeLay Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison - But may only serve one day

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"Yep, I'm white and rich. I don't go to jail. Don't worry judge, you're in my will."






DeLay was taken into custody, but will be released on a $10,000 bond pending appeal after he's processed, which means he could remain free for months or years as his appeal goes through.










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Rich White Guy Tom DeLay Probably Won’t Go To Prison

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Tom DeLay is back in court today for the “sentencing phase” of his trial.

Although DeLay “faces up to life in prison on the money laundering charge and up to 20 years on the conspiracy charge,” he is also “white” and “eligible for probation.”

And apparently many Experts believe he will receive probation.

Haha, oh f*ck. It would be simply beguiling if Tom DeLay spent even a week in prison, but God hates us so of course this won’t happen.

So yeah, just to recap: Tom DeLay is a corrupt public servant who laundered hundreds of thousands of dollars, and now he will probably have to volunteer at his local Humane Society.

Meanwhile, some black guy somewhere is spending twenty years behind bars for not calling a police officer “sir.”





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