How to mindfuck a group of strangers

So this came up while I was talking about nonsense with my housemate. Here's what to do to mindfuck a group of strangers:

STEP 1:
Have a friend dress up in cosplay/visual kei/anything weird. It can be anything you like, for example:

 Amane Misa - Death Note

 Mana-sama

Yuna - Final Fantasy

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Pedobear!

No, don't go as Pedobear... really...

STEP 2:
All dolled up? Now go to a public place, preferably a coffee shop where there are alot of people. Order 2 cups of coffee for yourselves and just chat normally. IMPORTANT: the one in cosplay should not be the one ordering and he/she should not touch their drink.

 Green & Co in Leederville, Perth would be a perfect place for this setup.

STEP 3:
After about 15-20 minutes, everyone in that area should've noticed both of you. Look at your friend and say:

"I wish you were real so everyone can see you!"

There you go, how to mindfuck a group of strangers =P

VERY IMPORTANT NOTES:
Don't laugh after STEP 3.
For extra dramatic scene, start crying and running out of the restaurant leaving your "friend" behind.

9gag is awesome

This is so awesome I just had to share it. John Lennon's quote is my favourite out of them all.

 

Source: 9gag.com

of mismatched couples.

I suddenly remembered a conversation I had years ago with a friend. We've known each other for more than a decade now and we're still close. The following conversation was from when we were both much younger:

Me: I've been seeing alot of couples where the girls are like ALOT hotter than the guys. Some of the guys look really bad...
Him: That means there's still hope.
Me: Hope? You mean hope for true love that these girls can see past the outlook and love the guy based on their personality?
Him: NO! Hope for ugly guys like me to get a HAWT girlfriend!!!
Me: Dude, if you're ugly, lower your expectations.
Him: I don't have to, I just have to be rich.
Me: Oh dear...

Yeap... And no, he still doesn't have a girlfriend until now.

The moral of the story is?

Guys can be such idiots.

Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber

Just incase you guys didn't know about this awesome site: http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

It's awesome to me not because it's filled with lesbians who look like Justin Bieber-wait- it IS awesome because of that!

Not because I'm a Bieber fan, but because it proves my point that Justin Bieber not only SOUNDS like a girl, (s)he IS A GIRL IN DISGUISE! RAWR!

random insights.

I watch Criminal Minds in hopes of believing that it is all a show, no matter how real and plausible it may seem, that it is all for entertainment and that no real human being can be capable of doing the things they do on screen. Alas I know that humans are indeed capable of that and much worse. And in a morbid way, I am amazed and even admire the minds of these people for their brain is of more potential than mine.


My greatest fear of possibility of being a parent in the future is that I may never be able to provide my child with the life that they deserve. I guess my parents had the same fear. But wait, I think they still are fearing. The sad part is, do I really deserve more? Or less?

Why the tiger and not the rabbit?

Random thought of the day:

Tigers are already an endangered species. This is a fact.

Then we have the Asian belief that the reproductive organs (in this case, the tiger's penis) are good as an aphrodisiac (or in other words, Viagra).

Then we have the phrase "humping like rabbits" or "going on like rabbits" or "reproducing like rabbits".

Tigers are fucking endangered... Rabbits are reproducing everyday.

See where I'm getting at now?

Why not the rabbit's penis as the aphrodisiac? It makes much more sense no? It's more widely available and because it's so widely available, it is the supporting fact that rabbits DO indeed reproduce more.


Don't mind me... I'm just being random and weird... splitting headaches since the night before would do that to you.

Oh, it will result in the following picture too:

Click for a clearer view...

Pictures from Google. Conversation from my twisted mind.

Why I'm C.Li.T!!! oh, and April too...

Okay, before any of you think I'm being obscene out there, C.Li.T, stands for Creative Like That.

Yes yes, an idea brought on by boredom and stress at work. We (April and I) are 2 very very creative individuals who are tied down by the constraints of the dollar sign ($$$) thus the lack of usage of our creativity in the areas that really matter XD

That's how LOL-pril came about:

Yes, we were very very bored...

So yea, we should start a copywriting/advertising/randomness company that help people create really really ridiculous and random ideas that actually capture attention.

Seriously, we need the money (except maybe April since she has a high paying job with a certain b-a-n-k).

The Impossible Has Happened?

Saw this piece of news and I'm rather shocked.

McDonalds losing a lawsuit over the use of the prefix "Mc" in MALAYSIA!

The defendant: McCurry.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, am I the only one who finds this amusing?

Let me explain okay? The judge who overruled McDonalds was Judge Gopal Sri Ram. McDonalds is such a huge ass corporation that you'd they they'd try to at least bribe the judge right? But noooooooo... They lost.

And what was the defendant's defense? McCurry stands for Malaysian Chicken Curry.

ROFL!!!!! No wonder McDonalds couldn't bribe the judge, HE LOVED CURRY TOO MUCH!!!

Okay, lame, I know. Don't read this post then!

Haha! Too late! =P

anonymous numbers.

Got this idea from Facebook.

The things I want to tell a few people but do not have the guts to. I think they should know who they are.

1. You're my first love and you will always have a special place in my heart but I can't just pick up where we left off because my heart is no longer there. Even if it was, it's broken.

2. It all happened so fast and I can barely remember what happened but I'm glad we're still friends. I hope Jun Xi grows up to be a good man unlike his father.

3. You were a rebound. I'm sorry.

4. Two words, drunken mistake.

5. You didn't just break my heart, you stomped on it, spit on it and left it in a corner to be forgotten. But you taught me a lot about relationships and I want to thank you for helping make me the person I am now.

6. I think I screwed up your head and emotions a little too much but I think everything worked out fine.

7. You made me realize that I appear in people's lives for a reason and I'm glad you finally stood up and said "No" for a change. I just wished it wasn't said to me.

8. There's no reason, I just do.

My muse.

i can't sleep, i think of how you are,
if you're happy, if you're wishing on a star,
i would make a wish, a wish for you,
that she would love you, more than i do.

Delays in Project365. I'm just way too tired to snap anything now. What I wouldn't give for a beer... LOL.

Nights people... and sweet dreams to you.




Oh! And Happy Birthday to aL aka aLi aka aliham!!! Happy getting CREAMED!!! Will upload an edited version of your birthday pic later ;)

5 things I hate about young lesbians

Been wanting to blog about this for a while but was just rather lazy. Hahaha... but now since I have the time, here it is.

By the way, this post applies to both TBs (or butches) and femme. Not just targeting TBs this time =P

5. Young bimbo girls who get together with a TB just because it's the trend. Like it's "cool" to be a lesbian and the cuter the TB, the "better accessory" you have.

4. Calling their TB girlfriends as BF. It just fucking pisses me off. Don't ask me why. I find it weird and that they're in a state of denial of their sexuality. Only forgiven if the TB is transitioning... then the girl is just being supportive which I find really sweet and accepting.

3. Flower hearted TBs who want to get a "playboy" status. Seriously, they give butches a bad bad name. Where has the pride gone? I don't know which is worse, player TBs or TBs whose love live journal goes like this:
Day 1: I met A, I love her.
Day 2: A don't like me. I sad.
Day 3: I together with A already. I will love her forever.
Day 4: I break up with A. I very sad. I will wait for her.
Day 5: I met B, B is very nice to me.
Day 6: B become my lao po. She is my only love.
Day 7: B break up with me. I sad.

You get the message... super annoying.

2. TBs who leave their current very loyal girlfriend to be with some other girl who just happened to pass. These TBs take advantage of their girl's loyalty and go off chasing some random hot chick. In other words, they can't resist temptation. To make things worse, if they can't get this new girl, they go back to their old girl who would still gladly accept them back because of love.

1. Desperate TBs. Need I say more? In other words, they will go chasing after any skirt. Doesn't matter if they're 30, 21 or even 12. Got cibai can adi. Fat, thin or normal, it's all okay, got cibai all pimples become dimples. You get what I'm trying to say.

Are you laughing? Or nodding your head in agreement? Or are you feeling insulted?

Did I hit a few nerves?

Here's what I think if you're offended:

That Muscle Shaker

Cashmere hit says (12:50 PM):
oh umm
that china chick who can shake her muscles?
HAHA WHATS HER NAME YA ALLAH MUSCLE SHAKER
HAHAHAHA
okay i damn syok sendiri la

Yes... I'm so speechless...

Almost died trying not to laugh in the office -______-"

Random Thought of the Day

Why is it okay to tease someone about being skinny?

But when you call someone FAT, it's insensitive and hurtful...




Why??? Don't tell me it's different because skinny people have feelings too right? Being skinny comes with other problems as well, just because we can eat and not get fat doesn't mean it is something to be enviable about. Fat people have the choice of not eating too...

Randomness

When your pants are too loose...

And you sit...

This happens XD

My Band

I'm really sorry for not updating but I've been busy with work and even when I have the time, I just seem to be too tired. Not to mention the frequent mood swings and roller coaster rides that I've been taking...

So, to make it up, here's a funny post... at least I think it's funny XD

Yes, we're bored so we posed in the middle of the road... yes, in the MIDDLE.

The introduction of the band XD

So who's your fav? ;)

For Old Time's Sake

I remember when Jill sent me this song. I really fell in love with it because it reminded me of G...

And so yea, this is for the memories... just a random recording at a random point of time...

Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade:



Sorry my updates have been short and scarce these days... Well, I just can't seem to think of stuff to update nowadays. Though there are quite a few updates in my life ;)

Thanks for still coming by though =D

A little reason

你问我为何我喜欢你...
我在想，我需要一个理由来爱一个人么？
我没任何原因，为何我爱你。
但我害怕，害怕告诉你，我每天都如此努力。希望时间可以过得更快。
因为我知道我将会在周末看见你
只因为你让我有力量继续，继续的奋斗下去。
这个里有足够了么？


Just felt that Chinese helps to deliver the message in a clearer way...

p.s. Thanks to Cathrine for doing the translation :)

When you're working too much...

I know I've been working too much when I can identify not only the makes and models of the cars I see on the streets but also the year it was made...

Yes... I have definitely been working waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much as I'm finding myself going "Daewoo Leganza 1997 to DATE" and "Holden Barina 3 doors 2005 to DATE".

Sighzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...




On the brighter side, AirAsia's making flights from Perth to KL from 99AUD 1 way =)

The Thing About Donuts

That's supposed to be me pouncing on a donut.
Yes... *sweat*

Picture courtesy of Leon.

My housemate, Sam, works at Donut King so, sometimes she'll bring back free donuts for us =D

It's an attempt to fatten me, but hey, I still weigh 44kg XD

It's not like I don't eat them. I do.

In fact, I eat them in such scary proportions that Sam has to warn Leon that I may gobble up everything before he could come and have some. Thus, the picture of me pouncing on a donut came up...

So, Leon has to negotiate with me so that I would leave him a Jam Ball (the dinosaurs are my fav but Jam Balls are just so fun to bite into ^^) because the last time he came, I took the last Jam Ball and bit it in front of him. MUAHAHAHAHAHA... I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo evil.

For those wondering how many did I eat in a night, it was a whole box, which according to Sam, had 6 in it. Not the small cinnamon ones, but the big dinosaurs and other donuts.

Yes, give me a box of dinosaur donuts and I'll meng-extinct-kan them in 1 night ^^

Hell, we were watching Australia's Got Talent last night and Sam and Chee Sheng said I should join it saying that my talent is chomping down on tonnes of donuts with regards to my size............. -________________-|||

To those who don't believe...

For those who don't believe I'm a mean shot with a 9mm, here's proof:


The bullet holes may seem small (9mm only ma...) but I hit all the vital places XD

So... beware!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Short talk:
Drama belongs on TV. Period.