Ice, Please

Our walk-in cooler doesn't seem to be working very well these days. Worked fine last month. It's pretty big, we can store many cases of water and Propel in it. It's so big in fact, we could park a car in there. Or two. I'm bummed my drinks are warm.


 

I'm not normally like this

Today I passed rows and rows of lush green trees, bows heavy laden with fruit, fruit I hadn't seen before, black, and thin, very thin. I was told later they were silicos trees, the fruits are harvested when they turn a silvery-gray and are processed. The end result: microprocessors. I'm in Silicon Valley.

None of you guessed why a drive around Infinite Loop was so absolutely thrilling to me. (Ab-so-lute-ly thrilling, I tell you, thrilling.) I'm so disappointed in you. All of you. I'll give you a clue: my phone was excited to be home.


OK, maybe I went too far with the absolutely part.