I was decending the stairs yesterday morning at my brother in laws house and my sister in law asked "Did you poop?"
I answered, "Yeah, but geez I didn't want to broadcast it to everyone," as I looked around the room to see my husband, my kids, my inlaw's kids, my brother in law and my sister in law standing there.
Then as they started laughing I realized she was talking to her two year old daughter. Dammit.