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Lying With Half-Truths

 h/t WRSA

Today's unattributed soopergenius Biff Tannen Award-winner is the upper left panel of this work of Half-Assed Half-Wittery On Parade, which we have helpfully amended for your illumination.

You could look it up! FFS, this is even on Wikiretardica.

This is before we point out that the US spends $18.6Billion per day on itself, so that means Israel gets $1/person/day (and the US gets no oil embargoes nor gasoline selling for $7/gallon in return for that), and the US spends $54.79 per person/per day on its own citizens, including billions and billions annually squandered on Common Core education and healthcare for the shiftless lazy fucks of the nation, all paid for by the less-than-half of the US that actually works for a living, so fuck off with that "we're so neglected by our own government" commie bullshit, you innumerate and illiterate total jackass. Pull up your pants, spin your hat around, get a haircut, and get a job, and stop whining about other people. Or else move to Israel, and take a chance on a homemade rocket or an MRBM up the ass every day for 30 years. Give a holler when you can buy college and healthcare there (or anywhere) for $1/day, while you're up, as if that was ever possible. So, you can't even lie well with what you do put up.

And as usual, when you deliberately lie by only telling part of the truth, your meme smacks its face into the pavement like a passenger dropping out of an Air Pinochet helicopter ride.

We congratulate another bravely Anonymous Shit For Brains memester for another award-winning meme equivalent of LZ Hindenburg, and commend the earnest dipshit who created it to go back to school, and take another shot at the second grade, probably after getting rid of the Klan hood and robes.

It must be hell to own a computer, still have a mid-70s IQ, and put that mental prowess on display for the whole world to see, like walking around with no pants all day, completely oblivious to the breeze twixt your knees, and spewing half a wit as if it were a whole truth.

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 h/t  Rhea, WRSA

Gell-Mann Amnesia in full effect.

"But hark, what light through yonder window breaks..."

Using Retard Logic Is Never A Good Look

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WRSA has posted some great memes today, as they do every day. This example is not one of them. It IS a new winner of the Biff Tannen "Make Like A Tree" Award, for Stupidest Meme Attempt We've Seen. So we have helpfully FIFY, by appending the right half to it, below.

The enemy of intelligence is not your friend. And Guilt By Association is a logical fallacy.

This is also why we always sign our efforts. Someone anonymously posted a 60-IQ masterpiece, which WRSA picked up, and that creator is totally not getting the stupidity credit for it they richly deserve. 

Que lastima.

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When you frame the question correctly,
it's amazing how much the answers change.

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FIFY: Cartography Edition

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There are more actual living, breathing Trump voters in New York F**king City than there are soldiers in the entire U.S. Army: that's active duty, reserves, and national guard, combined.

You could look it up.

There are more Trump supporters in Los Angeles and Chicongo than there are total people in any one of 36 entire U.S. states.

If those facts are news to you, you're an innumerate retard, and not tall enough to participate in discussions on the Internet without adult supervision.

Check yo self before you wreck yourself.

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"A wicked ruler will burn his own country down,
to rule over the ashes." - Sun Tzu

[Addendum: The biggest pity of Dresden was that we didn't do it to 20 other cities. You gutless anonymous neo-Nazis, pining for Adolf, and trying to post your unsigned screeds here don't get that half the reason I do memes like this one is to drive you to fling your feces and impotently rattle your cage bars. Truman had it right: It must have been a Jew that organized the KKK, because only a Jew could sell a bunch of dumb crackers a $2 nightshirt and pillowcase with eyeholes for $14. Enjoy continuing to suck on that. Drop by when you have the balls to take off your pillowcases and sign your posts.]

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 h/t Earl of Taint

We love Earl's stuff, but we decided this one regarding Mittens needed to be cut a little closer to the bone.