Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Kang A Roo: Mooney.
Harv E Roo: What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Kang A Roo: Ride on the roller cowster.
Harv E Roo: What do cows like to listen to?
Kang A Roo: Moo-sic!
Harv E Roo: What do cows read at the breakfast table?
Kang A Roo: The moospaper!
Harv E Roo: What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
Kang A Roo: "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
Harv E Roo: What do cows usually fly around in?
Kang A Roo: Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Harv E Roo: What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?
Kang A Roo: Moo moos
Harv E Roo: What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Kang A Roo: Hamburger!
Harv E Roo: What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Kang A Roo: Shipped beef!
Harv E Roo: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Kang A Roo: Ground Beef
Oddly enough, the "shipped beef" would be pronounced "chipped beef" anyway by the Filipino who it was shipped to...
Posted by: Harvey on April 21, 2004 07:52 AM