Thursday Happy Hour

Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

Quotes from Homer [D'oh!]
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

Quotes on Drinking:
"I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew." ~Ogden Nash~

Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
Acceptable drinks for women: whatever they want, except a certain few.
A certain few: the grasshopper, the Long Island iced tea, the pink lady, and any variety of spritzer.
All of that said, never question a woman's drink choice.

ClueBat Insults
Thou artless, tickle-brained haggard Frnak!

Movie Madness
Bananas

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words :
coochie Susie
coonfuck Frnak
crackwhore Frnak
crazychink Frnak
crazyjap Frnak
creamycunt Helen
creamyknick Frnak
creamypants Harvey
crotchsniff Frnak
crotchwatch Frnak

Cheers!