All across the Middle East, people were rioting. Cars were burning. Buildings were being torn down. Small patches of wild-flowers were being needlessly trampled! And why?
Because they claimed that Evil Glenn had desecrated the Koran!
But what could Evil Glenn have done to the Koran that would incite these peaceful, friendly, and tolerant Moslems to such violence? (Boy was that hard to type with a straight face...)
A quick superficial look over Evil Glenn's personal copy of the Koran revealed nothing wrong. However, a more careful examination was much more illuminating.
It appeared that Evil Glenn had underlined and annotated several of his favorite passages. Mostly having to do with stuff like 'smiting the unbelievers like dogs.' But some of the passages seemed to be underlined at random.
You don't think that he used his Idea-Mini-Cows to choose some of the verses to comment on? That would sure give the Moslem world a reason to get mad...
And it would explain some of the odder sections that he had underlined.
Posted by GEBIV at June 10, 2005 07:07 PM