"Haiku" Archives

December 30, 2006
Poetic Justice
For Saddam's hanging
Meryl Yourish has haikus.
Go, read, write your own.

Posted by Russ at 01:44 AM
October 13, 2004
Haiku of the Day
Ocular oddness,
like sand under my eyelid;
eye-boogers galore.

Posted by Russ at 09:46 AM | Comments (1)
August 22, 2004
Haiku for Rood
Rood, Swifty, writes tale.
Turnabout being fair play:
"Not on the same boat!!!!"

Let's see how the media handle this Rood business, after being so quick to dismiss or attack the Swift Boat Vets for Truth because they weren't on the same boat as John Kerry (despite the fact that one actually was).

The biggest story of this campaign season is the press' failure to cover itself with glory, despite opportunities galore.

Posted by Russ at 10:04 AM | Comments (3)
August 11, 2004
Haiku of the Day
"Not on the same boat,"
the pundits cry. Their mission:
redefine "served with."

Watching the left-side-of-the-spectrum talking heads trying to avoid going into convulsions as they attempt to spin (i.e., lie about) the Swift Boat Vets story is almost entertaining.

The Swift Boat Veterans are facing (and will continue to face) vituperation, ad hominem attacks, misstatements about their motives, outright lies from Kerry defenders, and soon no doubt will have their reputations dug into and smeared for daring to criticize Kerry. ("Oh! The effrontery!")

(Former FBI agent Gary Aldrich can — and does — offer some advice, as one who has been there.)

This is all happening, of course, because the Kerry camp cannot refute The Ad on the basis of the facts.

Update: More on the "served with" issue here, here and here.

Posted by Russ at 02:46 PM
August 02, 2004
Haiku of the Day
Like a basketball
lacking any inflation
no bounce for Kerry

OK, OK, maybe he got a couple of points from the convention; the results are not yet clear. But so far, it's looking like "lead balloonsville" for the DNC.

Posted by Russ at 09:02 AM
July 26, 2004
Haiku of the Day
Democrats convene,
wanting national support.
"Quick — hide the moonbats!"

Posted by Russ at 06:10 PM
July 23, 2004
Haiku of the Day
Linda Ronstadt shows
her contempt for music fans.
Michael Moore suck-up.

Steve has a great photo for her next album cover. Yes, album, as in vinyl — I don't think she'll fit on a puny CD jewelcase.

Posted by Russ at 09:21 PM | Comments (3)
July 13, 2004
Haiku of the Day
Jerks spam my comments
selling all manner of crap.
Old comments are closed.

I've implemented the Close Comments plugin. At the moment all posts older than 14 days have their comments closed, but that number will daily increase until it reaches 31 days.

Posted by Russ at 09:00 AM
July 09, 2004
Moore Haiku of the Day

More on MoveOn moron Moore:

Al-Qaeda must lose.
Moore prefers alternative:
well-fed dhimmitude.

Visit MooreIsFat.com

Posted by Russ at 03:17 PM | Comments (1)
July 08, 2004
Michael Moore Haiku of the Day

More on moron Moore:

Blossoms waft through air,
dropping from branches — falling.
Earth quakes when he walks.

Go visit MooreIsFat.com.

Posted by Russ at 11:19 AM | Comments (3)
July 07, 2004
More Moore Haiku

After the first "haiku" that I did for MooreIsFat.com, several more sprang (sprung?) unbidden to my mind.

The thing about Moore
it's not just how much he eats
it's the flatulence.
Bulbous and grotesque;
view, and suddenly desire
onset of blindness.
Loved by Hollywood
"Columbine" took home awards.
Biggest. Tux. Ever.
Showered with awards
but — no doubt — could benefit
from a real shower.
Dumb Americans,
he says. Only the dumbest
pay to see his crap.

That was fun. This haiku business is certainly entertaining... for me.

Update: yes, I should have saved these up and posted one a day. Well, I guess I'll have to come up with more Moore material.

Posted by Russ at 03:48 PM | Comments (2)
July 06, 2004
Haiku for Moore

I hope Steve likes this submission for his new blog:

Michael Moore is fat
and ugly. But even worse,
He's also stupid.

It should be completely appropriate for the new blog: Moore is Fat.

Posted by Russ at 02:49 PM