The Cellar -- Century City, CA

1880 Century Park E
Los Angeles, CA 90067

(310) 277-1584 

Ready...Set...Terrible! The Cellar is a really cool spot located in Century City, and they provide burger eaters with an amazing weight loss plan. For no extra charge, they will serve you a burger made with gray, spoiled beef, which will cause you to expel--with great force--the cheeseburger and anything that you may have consumed subsequently.

Colonel Mustard and I fulfilled our obligation and ate a couple of these e Coli delivery devices so that you won't have to.  Colonel Mustard learned to love his toilet in a whole new way. I, Just The Tip, got lucky and only had a fever--I managed to pass that tainted monstrosity.  After passing it through my colon, I actually made it safer to eat.

We did sneak back to the kitchen this morning, and we took a picture of the kitchen staff.

 

Even if they hadn't attempted to kill us with spoiled meat, the burger is unexceptional--bland, greasy--eff it.

Burger Review --NEVER AGAIN

Rating...1 Bite